I prefer having Donald Trump's daughter sitting in on cabinet meetings than Bill Clinton's wife presiding over them!
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Gail, this was a good effort. We all appreciate it.
But the fact of the matter is you face an almost impossible task of making light of a tragic freeze-up of the American system of Constitutional government.
The purported "president," an accident of the electoral college who lost the popular vote but won the election since the DNC couldn't be bothered to use an intelligent electoral college strategy, is a blundering know-nothing of less than modest intelligence. His party lacks the focus to keep him in line. He has no vision, no purpose except self-aggrandizement and he is dangerous as hell.
Ryan and McConnell are a dead loss...they made a deal with the devil and the devil has presented his bill. They can pay up and their congress will dissolve into chaos or they can balk and their party will dissolve into chaos.
Are the Democrats capable of walking and chewing gum? Now is the time, folks.
But the fact of the matter is you face an almost impossible task of making light of a tragic freeze-up of the American system of Constitutional government.
The purported "president," an accident of the electoral college who lost the popular vote but won the election since the DNC couldn't be bothered to use an intelligent electoral college strategy, is a blundering know-nothing of less than modest intelligence. His party lacks the focus to keep him in line. He has no vision, no purpose except self-aggrandizement and he is dangerous as hell.
Ryan and McConnell are a dead loss...they made a deal with the devil and the devil has presented his bill. They can pay up and their congress will dissolve into chaos or they can balk and their party will dissolve into chaos.
Are the Democrats capable of walking and chewing gum? Now is the time, folks.
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Please, NPR et al, spare me the "we saw a different Trump this week, didn't we?" No, we didn't see a "different" Trump, we saw the same confused, in-over-his-head Trump making random decisions with no consistent purpose or benefit making yet more random decisions. Nothing has changed and until the Republicans take this bull by the horns, nothing will change.
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We're in such a dire mess. One shakes one's head at the utter ridiculousness and horror of it all. Absolutely soulless creatures (Ryan, Cruz, McConnell, et. al.) are slithering through the very institution in which they do not belong: government. The Republicans are, supposedly, the fiscally responsible ones; and yet time and again they fuss about paying the nation's bills. They are, supposedly, the Christian ones; and yet time and again they sneer at feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, providing healthcare for everyone. The Republicans have done their utmost to create a perfect heaven for the wealthy and a perfect hell for the rest of us.
And then there's Donald.
Perhaps our demise was inevitable. But what's so depressing and frustrating is that we could be so much better than this. So much better.
And then there's Donald.
Perhaps our demise was inevitable. But what's so depressing and frustrating is that we could be so much better than this. So much better.
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Lyndon B Johnson is often reported to have said of Ford that “He can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.” What he did say was “He can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.” The US media deliberately misrepresented the remark in the interests of decency.
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Trump likes scattering ant hills, it seems, and, gee, that's such a
comforting way to be governed, ain't it now?
A delightful new piece, though, Gail; on the money as
always.
I look at today's White House and see not an inclusive tent,
but one of three rings and a helluva side show. As for your
theme here: How can a suit like Ryan's get any emptier, eh?
comforting way to be governed, ain't it now?
A delightful new piece, though, Gail; on the money as
always.
I look at today's White House and see not an inclusive tent,
but one of three rings and a helluva side show. As for your
theme here: How can a suit like Ryan's get any emptier, eh?
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Perhaps we should give Mark twain the final words here (pick your favorite from the lot)
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
- What Is Man?
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
- What Is Man?
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
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Regarding Hillary's book: I'm not expecting it to happen, but I hope Gail's colleague Maureen Dowd goes with option B.
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Thanks Gail. Somehow you manage to make me smile in the middle of all this horrid news. Perhaps they could have weekly tryouts for Speaker.
Personally I'd like to see someone with a sense of humor. Bill Maher for a day? Maybe a literate woman with a satiric side from the failing New York Times?
No wait. What about Ivanka?
Personally I'd like to see someone with a sense of humor. Bill Maher for a day? Maybe a literate woman with a satiric side from the failing New York Times?
No wait. What about Ivanka?
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I'm troubled by the Democratic leadership doing any deals with a man who only yesterday equated nazis with anti-nazis. Looking at the new pictures of Donald, Mitch, Paul, Nancy, and Chuck, doing and contesting deals, I feel like a four-leg at the end of Animal Farm, looking through the farm house window, trying to figure out who's a pig and who isn't.
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Gail -- The correct answers to your quiz and a brief essay for extra credit:
A.
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B.
Re AGT: Give DJT 4 X's and put Darci Lynne in the Oval Office!
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A.
B.
Re AGT: Give DJT 4 X's and put Darci Lynne in the Oval Office!
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Instead of protecting citizens from predation and crime, particularly fraud, America now has to deal with an administration and a political party who have made it their brand and, most appalling, with widespread public support including a tranche that, until recently, dared not speak its name: your local friendly white supremacist, overt and covert. Fine people though. The dogs have responded to the whistle.
We live in the realm of fiction now, dictated into the mike and tweeted daily on the Prez Show. The criminal mastermind (also fictional) Dr. Mabuse once said the ultimate goal of crime is to establish its unlimited rule, an empire of crime; enter the boys from Jim Crow GOP.
The susceptibility of their willing victims (read base) is that of the man who can’t see what getting a paid requires him not to see. Trump stinks, but to him the Prez smells like money. And now the Arch Parasite, the Man in the High Castle, has settled into office to suck them dry, his hosts unable to resist the sweet affirmation of their worst prejudices.
We live in the realm of fiction now, dictated into the mike and tweeted daily on the Prez Show. The criminal mastermind (also fictional) Dr. Mabuse once said the ultimate goal of crime is to establish its unlimited rule, an empire of crime; enter the boys from Jim Crow GOP.
The susceptibility of their willing victims (read base) is that of the man who can’t see what getting a paid requires him not to see. Trump stinks, but to him the Prez smells like money. And now the Arch Parasite, the Man in the High Castle, has settled into office to suck them dry, his hosts unable to resist the sweet affirmation of their worst prejudices.
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“It’s a shame that lack of preparation leads you to a point where crisis dictates how you have to vote,” said Ted Yoho of Florida.
It sounds like Yoho wants to do something about climate change!
It sounds like Yoho wants to do something about climate change!
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Just imagine how bad the American voter thinks the Democrats are to elect these clowns.
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Welcome back from wherever you were, Gail. The NYT always goes through a humor drought when you and your column are on vacation/sabbatical. It's nice to laugh again while perusing the pages.
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Good column Gail. I vote B. on both questions.
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Hope those MAGA voters are having a good time. They probably are, too. Unless they're fleeing Florida or digging through their ruined house in Beaumont. In which case they're making up Russian-bot-inspires reasons to blame liberals for all their problems... so yeah, still having fun.
The rest of us don't deserve these twerps. Can we just invalidate the 2016 election already?
Oh, and both Bernie and Hillary and all the Dems should get a grip. They lost the 2016 election because they thought it was an election, and it wasn't. When you bring an ice cream cake to a gunfight, it's silly to wander around pontificating on why everything's a mess.
The rest of us don't deserve these twerps. Can we just invalidate the 2016 election already?
Oh, and both Bernie and Hillary and all the Dems should get a grip. They lost the 2016 election because they thought it was an election, and it wasn't. When you bring an ice cream cake to a gunfight, it's silly to wander around pontificating on why everything's a mess.
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Why does Gail like saying 'Ted Yoho' so much?
A) She's waiting for us to make the logical leap to 'Ted Yo Ho Ho'.
B) It sounds so much like 'Ted YooHoo!'
C) 'Yo! Ho!' is a street language greeting to a female friend.
A) She's waiting for us to make the logical leap to 'Ted Yo Ho Ho'.
B) It sounds so much like 'Ted YooHoo!'
C) 'Yo! Ho!' is a street language greeting to a female friend.
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I would prefer not to imagine being Paul Ryan because his a little man with no heart or soul. What a sore winner! Or what a happy loser?
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Memo to Gail Collins: I do rather believe you will get to say Ted Yoho quite soon again as Hurricane Irma is barreling its way up through Florida...
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And, of course, those Republicans from Texas and Florida that voted against hurricane relief will get re-elected anyway. Sad!
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Or, Gail, what about Ted Yoho for speaker?
That would give you the opportunity to say your favorite politician's name more frequently.
That would give you the opportunity to say your favorite politician's name more frequently.
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As part of a Great Books club, was rereading sections of the Federalists papers...How did this country go from Madison to Ted Yoho????
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About the new Hillary book. Looks like she just can't let go, like tRump and his illegal voters and crowd size, and wants to blame everybody, but herself, for her failure. Time for retirement, Hill.
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Dear Gail Collins - nothing is mattering more to us citizens of Florida (the whole peninsula) today than the approach of Hurricane Irma sometime this afternoon and tonight. All the rest - Ryan, Pelosi, Kim Jong-Un, Schumer, Hillary, Trump, congress - the laundry list of 'deplorables' - don't mean diddly to us today. Too late to know who voted against hurricane aid for their states in Congress. All but the storm is chaff to wheat here today.
At some point we, who are able and decided to hunker down in place, will be putting our PCs, routers, wires, in a black plastic garbage bag into our ovens for safe-keeping during this "once in 500 years" hurricane. Pray for us!
May Mother Nature have a bit of mercy left in her sack of appalling assaults - hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis - for the people here and everywhere. Then again, as we sigh, we know from experience -such a good teacher - that que sera, sera.
At some point we, who are able and decided to hunker down in place, will be putting our PCs, routers, wires, in a black plastic garbage bag into our ovens for safe-keeping during this "once in 500 years" hurricane. Pray for us!
May Mother Nature have a bit of mercy left in her sack of appalling assaults - hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis - for the people here and everywhere. Then again, as we sigh, we know from experience -such a good teacher - that que sera, sera.
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I know the fashionable thing since the election is to seek an understanding of the Trump voter, but I think it is much wiser to hear from Hillary's perspective about what happened and what mistakes to avoid so that we don't get the white supremacist supporter colluding with a hostile foreign state elected a second time. So come out of your foetal position, and listen/read and learn.
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Yes, Republicans can put gum in their mouths and chew it, stand up and take a step.
Then they fall down, the gum sticks lips to the floor, and everything gets messy.
But as they explain, they do that because they like the view from below. Where the little man is.
The ants say "Yahoo for Yoho" .
Then they fall down, the gum sticks lips to the floor, and everything gets messy.
But as they explain, they do that because they like the view from below. Where the little man is.
The ants say "Yahoo for Yoho" .
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One more choice for the Hillary book question:
D. Hillary should just go away.
D. Hillary should just go away.
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In re the hurricanes, their only upside is that Harvey's and Irma's winds have drowned out Hillary's persistent whining about Comey, Bernie, sun spots, whatever. Let it go already and fade away!
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Trump is like Irma: a powerful mindless force whose destructive path cannot be predicted. You can't make alliances with a hurricane, or negotiate with it. You can only pray it will pass without completely destroying your country.
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And what about the fact that the no regulation states suffer during storms, want FEMA and other services but refuse to vote for them if they're for blue state relief? Their no vote this time is just pretend so they can say again how fiscally responsible they are. What a joke.
Ryan is the Ken doll of the congress. He looks good but nothing he says makes any sense. He's like that alterboy in your elementry school class who would carry the nuns briefcase. It's amazing that he can get his jacket on over his wings!
Ryan is the Ken doll of the congress. He looks good but nothing he says makes any sense. He's like that alterboy in your elementry school class who would carry the nuns briefcase. It's amazing that he can get his jacket on over his wings!
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Why is everyone surprised that the KING of Debt was perfectly amenable to raising the National Debt's limit, with no limits? It's the story of his life and career. And then he defaults, stiffs, or bankrupts his way out of paying what he owes, screaming like a baby getting a shot when the Court forces him to finally cough up what he owes.
So it makes perfect sense that Schumer's offer would appeal to Trump, plus he could get a big, nasty sweet dig in on Mitch and Paul.
Remember the lessons of the Brit comedy "Yes, Minister": Your opposition is the other party. Your enemies are all in your own party.
Up until recently, the worst job in Washington has, for years, been Speaker of the House when Republicans rule. Now, only WH COS is worse.
BTW, the Constitution doesn't specifically FORBID the House from picking a Speaker who is not a member, because the Founding Fathers never imagined any House would be so absurd as to do so! It's like all the warning labels we now see against unimaginable behavior: "Don't eat this" "No Smoking" (near a propane refill station" "Don't walk on Tracks".
Art I, Sec 2 Para 5 says "The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and have the sole Power of Impeachment."
They didn't think they needed to say "..from among their members" because it was so plainly obvious!
It's sad that we really need someone to warn us not to insanely stupid stuff. Are there enough "M"s in "dumb"????
So it makes perfect sense that Schumer's offer would appeal to Trump, plus he could get a big, nasty sweet dig in on Mitch and Paul.
Remember the lessons of the Brit comedy "Yes, Minister": Your opposition is the other party. Your enemies are all in your own party.
Up until recently, the worst job in Washington has, for years, been Speaker of the House when Republicans rule. Now, only WH COS is worse.
BTW, the Constitution doesn't specifically FORBID the House from picking a Speaker who is not a member, because the Founding Fathers never imagined any House would be so absurd as to do so! It's like all the warning labels we now see against unimaginable behavior: "Don't eat this" "No Smoking" (near a propane refill station" "Don't walk on Tracks".
Art I, Sec 2 Para 5 says "The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and have the sole Power of Impeachment."
They didn't think they needed to say "..from among their members" because it was so plainly obvious!
It's sad that we really need someone to warn us not to insanely stupid stuff. Are there enough "M"s in "dumb"????
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"The Vampire Diaries" was cancelled?
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Republican perfidy can be amusing. Ms. Collins does a fine job of shining a light on their hypocrisy and foolishness. I hope it's not a comedy show on the Titanic with Ted Yoho fretting about the laundry service.
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Paul Ryan: time to retire to the Ayn Rand funny farm a/k/a Koch Industries
Wichita Ks. Perhaps he can even offer his aid in helping Sam Brownback not pay Ks. state bills,
Wichita Ks. Perhaps he can even offer his aid in helping Sam Brownback not pay Ks. state bills,
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There's no "wicked pleasure" so delicious as watching the Donald indifferently side with Chuck and Nancy while simultaneously hanging McConnell, Ryan, and their unprincipled minions out to dry with egg all over their smirking faces.
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Paul Ryan is a featherweight in the world of Republican lightweights.
Has he ever held a real job in his life?
Has he ever held a real job in his life?
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Gail, "Otherwise the country would be plunged into crisis." I thought we were already there.
Have a nice weekend in crisis America - trevlig helg!
Only-NeverInSweden.blogspot.com (I actually typed Only-NeverInAmerica first!)
Still a dual citizen US SE
Have a nice weekend in crisis America - trevlig helg!
Only-NeverInSweden.blogspot.com (I actually typed Only-NeverInAmerica first!)
Still a dual citizen US SE
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Chuck and Nancy give Don the Con the opportunity to have a "win" in the reality show that is the White House. The rest is not important to him.
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The GOP Congress could not contain their glee when Trump won the electoral college. "Here comes the money" I am sure they were all thinking. However, when you sell your soul to the devil, be careful because sometimes he is going to spit in your face.
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Anyone who has had an old-fashioned plaster cast on a leg for months knows that the removal of the cast must be followed by physical therapy--because the leg muscles have grown weak and have shrunk. Something similar with the brain: the Repubs have come through a long period of self-imposed immobilization of the brain, and now they must learn again how to think and how to speak. Chewing gum is a good start. Next, they may sing: Ted Yoho and a Bottle of Rum.
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A timely dress rehearsal for everyone who thinks that life will be better after impeachment. If the lead of this horror show ducks out, the rest of the cast still stinks.
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Wisconsin and Kentucky (Ryan and McConnell's represented states) have a total of 10 million people combined. New York City (Schumer's home) has a population of 8 million alone. And well, then there's CA.
Trump is nobody's and everybody's fool.
Trump is nobody's and everybody's fool.
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Another excellent article!
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A - get rid of Ryan, he deserves the pain he's feeling right now because he is horrible; A - no dredging of 2016, let's move forward; B - they can't get one thing done at a time much less two. Happy Saturday.
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Usually, Congress stumbles and swallows it's gum.
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Gail, you've give me an idea!
Surely you recall that old TV program - "Queen for a Day."
OK, you can see where I'm going. So how about we sponsor "Speaker for a Day"? Hopefully, for the winner, it will not be a day when Pence and Trump decide to resign.
But we could have a different Speaker every day. Possibly this might drive Trump nuts, as he'd feel upstaged and feel the need to do something reckless to get the cameras back on him.
Or you could be Speaker, Gail? Waiting in the wings, in case of resignations. Or not.
So how about it? Speaker for a Day, I mean. Personally, I like my anonymity, so p,ease don't propose me. Maybe we could get some of our most prolific commenters here? Then again, some of the most prolif, like me, seem to value their anonymity.
Oh, well. But this idea, that the Speaker does not have to be already an elected Member of Congress... has possibilities.
Surely you recall that old TV program - "Queen for a Day."
OK, you can see where I'm going. So how about we sponsor "Speaker for a Day"? Hopefully, for the winner, it will not be a day when Pence and Trump decide to resign.
But we could have a different Speaker every day. Possibly this might drive Trump nuts, as he'd feel upstaged and feel the need to do something reckless to get the cameras back on him.
Or you could be Speaker, Gail? Waiting in the wings, in case of resignations. Or not.
So how about it? Speaker for a Day, I mean. Personally, I like my anonymity, so p,ease don't propose me. Maybe we could get some of our most prolific commenters here? Then again, some of the most prolif, like me, seem to value their anonymity.
Oh, well. But this idea, that the Speaker does not have to be already an elected Member of Congress... has possibilities.
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Please Gail, don't even joke about Rick Santorum getting close to Washington again. We made sure he didn't represent us in Pennsylvania a second time.
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The only image that the gop beckons is best described when you google santorum. Enough said.
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""The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell" Copied from a tweet this morning.
McConnell and Ryan fall into the 'cocksure' catagory. But, Gingrich and Santorum take that catagory to a new level. Trump is in his own realm way above these cocksures. A lesson in how to destroy a government from within.
McConnell and Ryan fall into the 'cocksure' catagory. But, Gingrich and Santorum take that catagory to a new level. Trump is in his own realm way above these cocksures. A lesson in how to destroy a government from within.
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On the first question, the Hillary question, how about another option:
D. Just go away.
D. Just go away.
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Yikes! Hurricane Irma is a thousand miles away but I feel like I'm being whirled around and around and will wake up down some rabbit hole. And it looks like Gail, most members of our government, and at least half the people in this country feel the same way, not to mention everyone else on the planet with two eyes and internet access. What kind of overwhelming psycho-disorienting force has hijacked the sanity of the USA?
It's the Master of Chaos. Trump.
It's the Master of Chaos. Trump.
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Sad though about mother Yoho's slippery fingers. Whoops, slips.
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Paul Ryan has gone from one of the young darlings to a guy who probably couldn't get elected as dog catcher (sorry dogs) but then, I said that about Trump.
I feel sorry for those rare politicians who thought they could dedicate themselves to public service & compromise in determining what is best for our country as a whole... The extremist in Congress & Trump seem to have no idea at all about the concept of give & take and compromise - they are completely & utterly dysfunctional
I feel sorry for those rare politicians who thought they could dedicate themselves to public service & compromise in determining what is best for our country as a whole... The extremist in Congress & Trump seem to have no idea at all about the concept of give & take and compromise - they are completely & utterly dysfunctional
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Gail has put some tough questions and choices on the table, ones I never thought I'd have to answer.
(1) Remove Ryan ? I don't think so. It's kind of fun watching him suffer and his smugness isn't so smug anymore. If he is replaced I'm for John Boehner coming back, I loved it when he cried.
(2) The Hillary Book. I'm so far behind on my reading I'll probably never get to it. Some day soon it'll be available in your local thrift store for a quarter.
(3) Republicans walking and chewing gum. Let's give them that since they can't talk without lying or be for against anything without checking with the Koch Brothers or the NRA.
I know Gail likes saying Ted Yoho, but I see no reason for him to be evacuated from the coming storm.
(1) Remove Ryan ? I don't think so. It's kind of fun watching him suffer and his smugness isn't so smug anymore. If he is replaced I'm for John Boehner coming back, I loved it when he cried.
(2) The Hillary Book. I'm so far behind on my reading I'll probably never get to it. Some day soon it'll be available in your local thrift store for a quarter.
(3) Republicans walking and chewing gum. Let's give them that since they can't talk without lying or be for against anything without checking with the Koch Brothers or the NRA.
I know Gail likes saying Ted Yoho, but I see no reason for him to be evacuated from the coming storm.
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We've all known people in our own workplaces who want to have a job, but don't really want to work. Their inspiration is our own legislative branch, and until voters are educated as to what Congress' job description is supposed to be (like, maybe, civics in school), they will continue to elect the ultimate sandbaggers.
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In moments of crisis is when you can see a real leader. Both of these characters were elected "leaders" by their confederates but have proven to be nothing but incompetent figureheads, devoid of initiatives, vision and political character. What a mess! On the one hand we have a clownish foreign agent who spends his days tweeting absurdities and on the other, we have two stooges who still don't have a clue on what to do. So much so that the foreign agent, together with the opposition, had to bypass them in a moment of crisis in order to do something. So now any future action to be taken will not come from the ‘leaders’ but the opposition. PATHETIC!
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Made me laugh, Gail Collins, in a 'laugh rather than cry' kind of way. You are so spot on.
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Irony in your remarks? Not really, it happens to be the unvarnished truth. Without wanting to call the republicans imbeciles, there seems a reluctance to act on their runaway tongues, and do what's right, let alone what makes sense, is reasonable and courageous, where prudence wins for all of us. The republican party has been obstructionist for too long, so that now, having too much power on their side seems superfluous at best, as they remain idle, and inept, to act in people's interests. Sisyphus was prescient insofar the G.O.P. is concerned.
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Republicans can't do squat except cater to the rich, hoodwink the poor and discriminate against black, brown, yellow "others." Just how Republicans can explain voting against disaster relief for their own states is beyond me. If any of them keep their seats in Congress after this it will be a testament to the self-destructive delusion and incredible ignorance of their supporters.
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Any political humiliation befalling Paul Ryan is richly deserved. He has it tough? Good. Political pragmatism has its moral limits. He took his pragmatism beyond the limit of decency too many times.
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Worrying about your political slogans when real people need help is reprehensible, corrupt, immoral and typical of Congress.
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What scares me is that our politicians may be acting (or not acting) logically within our broken Lobbyocracy. Many of them are not dumb or stupid. When will we admit that our system of government is hopelessly outdated? It's hard to imagine that Trump could ever be Prime Minister in a parliamentary or democratic system. We did well in the past, despite our system of government. Now we are falling behind other countries with far fewer resources. If we can't even fix healthcare, what chance do we have of fixing the big issues like overpopulation, global warming, etc.? Read "Sapiens" by Yuval Noah Harari.
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I prefer GOP dysfunction, for it's only purpose is to eliminate taxes for the wealthy.
A permanent oligarchy.
Poison for America.
A permanent oligarchy.
Poison for America.
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Republicans can't walk and chew gum at the same time because they spit out the gum, step on it and then can't move forward. Defying logic they do manage to go backwards with frightening regularity.
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"We can walk and chew gum at the same time. Congress always does that,”
The problem with these Republicans is that the gum they chew is scraped from the shoes they wear while walking.
The problem with these Republicans is that the gum they chew is scraped from the shoes they wear while walking.
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Quite honestly, I am repulsed by most of them. I mean really repulsed.
I am encouraged by a few who seem to combine intelligence with a balanced ethical approach including Collins, Yates, Murkowski, and Bloomberg.
I think Hillary and Bill Clinton should back away for everyone's sake. There are ways to contribute besides politics.
I think the time has come for an independent party. The Republican and democratic parties are disfunctional.
You know it's bad when you can honestly say you wouldn't want someone in your home around your children. I honestly feel that way about Trump, Cruz, Pence, McConnell, Ryan, Gingrich, and yes - Ivanka and the Mr
I am encouraged by a few who seem to combine intelligence with a balanced ethical approach including Collins, Yates, Murkowski, and Bloomberg.
I think Hillary and Bill Clinton should back away for everyone's sake. There are ways to contribute besides politics.
I think the time has come for an independent party. The Republican and democratic parties are disfunctional.
You know it's bad when you can honestly say you wouldn't want someone in your home around your children. I honestly feel that way about Trump, Cruz, Pence, McConnell, Ryan, Gingrich, and yes - Ivanka and the Mr
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Three more characteristics may be added to the Republicans and Democrats:
1. The Republicans guzzle whisky, the Democrats guzzle bier.
2. The Republicans chomp expensive cigars, while the Democrats are anti-tobacco, but pro-marijuana and pro-veganism.
3. More of the Republicans than the Democrats show respect to the dress code, excluding Trump who wears an unbuttoned coat and a tie that is too long.
1. The Republicans guzzle whisky, the Democrats guzzle bier.
2. The Republicans chomp expensive cigars, while the Democrats are anti-tobacco, but pro-marijuana and pro-veganism.
3. More of the Republicans than the Democrats show respect to the dress code, excluding Trump who wears an unbuttoned coat and a tie that is too long.
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OK then. We may be witnessing the birth of hope...or not.
Finally, after more than eight years of NO, the GOP "leaders" heard their favorite word used against them.
For we, the people, that alone brought a smile, but this may be a unifying moment for most of us. We, the people, just want progress, solutions and hope for the future. Very few of us have enjoyed the carnival of hate, the polarization of former friends, the talking points of vapid flacks.
So, Chuck and Nancy, and yes, even Donald, take a bow. You have given us all a win by compromising.
Now the future will show us if this is the beginning of a new way forward ...or not.
Finally, after more than eight years of NO, the GOP "leaders" heard their favorite word used against them.
For we, the people, that alone brought a smile, but this may be a unifying moment for most of us. We, the people, just want progress, solutions and hope for the future. Very few of us have enjoyed the carnival of hate, the polarization of former friends, the talking points of vapid flacks.
So, Chuck and Nancy, and yes, even Donald, take a bow. You have given us all a win by compromising.
Now the future will show us if this is the beginning of a new way forward ...or not.
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I saw the total eclipse, and like a lot of the people I saw it with. I'm excited too see it again in 2024. So don't diss the 2024 eclipse by comparing it with raising the debt ceiling. PS, if you didn't see totality, you didn't see anything.
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Delays, postponements, rescissions... that's what this president does. To please him, his Labor Secretary is pushing back a decision on a key Obama regulation until July 1, 2019. The regulation would determine whether, when you roll over money from a 401k to an IRA, you (i.e., the money in your IRA) lose the consumer protections that you had in the 401k and now play by brokerage world rules, which are not always transparent or consumer-friendly. Obama tried to close that loophole and extend the protections to IRA owners. Insurers and brokerages spent millions adapting to and/or fighting the Obama policy, but now they don't know what to do. Some are celebrating the delay. Some hate the uncertainty. Fewer annuities are being sold. (You may regard that as good or bad.) This is all happening below the radar, in the legal/economic/bureaucratic trenches. The average person never heard of it. But it's a mess and it matters.
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I haven't read Hilary's book but I've heard enough from her since the election to know that she takes no responsibility for the situation we find ourselves in. This is a level of immaturity that we hope our sixth graders have outgrown.
I find this latest development hopeful. It really looks like that with the exception of a few issues (immigration for sure) Trump doesn't care which policies get enacted as long as he gets the credit.
I find this latest development hopeful. It really looks like that with the exception of a few issues (immigration for sure) Trump doesn't care which policies get enacted as long as he gets the credit.
Speaking of Republicans and weather, the Trump budget proposed huge reductions within the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration spending on grants, research and education. (NOAA)
The budget cuts the satellite data division--a key location of retaining and managing climate/environmental information. This all followed a NOAA research study indicating no recent slowdown in the rate of climate change, and in response Congressional Republicans got angry with NOAA.
So, Republicans will eliminate Sea Grant, a program on coastal research involving 33 university programs. States rely on these funds to manage their shorelines facing rising oceans and destruction from hurricanes.
And they'll cut ships in the ocean and satellites in the sky!!
Experts who recently left NOAA say this compromises the mission, jeopardizes safety, and are ill timed given the needs of society, economy and our military.
But Republicans?? They already passed a bill In April that told NOAA to stop focusing on climate science and only do weather. Trump signed it.
Coastal readiness to address rising seas and damage to shoreline? No longer NOAA's business!!
Utter indifference to our coasts even before this series of destructive hurricanes as we speak? You can bet on it from climate science denying Republicans. Reason and insight have been abandoned.
The budget cuts the satellite data division--a key location of retaining and managing climate/environmental information. This all followed a NOAA research study indicating no recent slowdown in the rate of climate change, and in response Congressional Republicans got angry with NOAA.
So, Republicans will eliminate Sea Grant, a program on coastal research involving 33 university programs. States rely on these funds to manage their shorelines facing rising oceans and destruction from hurricanes.
And they'll cut ships in the ocean and satellites in the sky!!
Experts who recently left NOAA say this compromises the mission, jeopardizes safety, and are ill timed given the needs of society, economy and our military.
But Republicans?? They already passed a bill In April that told NOAA to stop focusing on climate science and only do weather. Trump signed it.
Coastal readiness to address rising seas and damage to shoreline? No longer NOAA's business!!
Utter indifference to our coasts even before this series of destructive hurricanes as we speak? You can bet on it from climate science denying Republicans. Reason and insight have been abandoned.
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Why don't any of the pundits who write for the media recognize the reason for Trump's love affair with Nancy & Chuck? They seem to be determined to jump into bed with him. Surely Gail Collins, should be able to see through this anomaly.
Trump never supports anything that is not good for him personally. He is happy to change his mind when any previous commitment is not in his own personal best interest. He is neither liberal or conservative, he just wants what is best for Trump no matter what the consequences are for the countryo
While we have not seen his tax returns, he may be the biggest debtor ever in the oval office. If organizations ever get the idea that there is a possibility that the US might default, interest rates everywhere would go through the roof. The current action is just an extension of the debt ceiling, but they are already talking about eliminating these debates entirely, a personal win for Trump. Now he not only caves easily to insure against a debt ceiling argument, he is colluding with the democrats to eliminate the issue completely. My guess is he has little invested in US Government bonds. The full faith of the US government supporting debt would no longer endanger his personal position. If any of his current debt load is tied to adjustable deals based on increasing interest rates, his goose will be cooked.
Am I missing something? Can anyone explain this deal some other way?
Trump never supports anything that is not good for him personally. He is happy to change his mind when any previous commitment is not in his own personal best interest. He is neither liberal or conservative, he just wants what is best for Trump no matter what the consequences are for the countryo
While we have not seen his tax returns, he may be the biggest debtor ever in the oval office. If organizations ever get the idea that there is a possibility that the US might default, interest rates everywhere would go through the roof. The current action is just an extension of the debt ceiling, but they are already talking about eliminating these debates entirely, a personal win for Trump. Now he not only caves easily to insure against a debt ceiling argument, he is colluding with the democrats to eliminate the issue completely. My guess is he has little invested in US Government bonds. The full faith of the US government supporting debt would no longer endanger his personal position. If any of his current debt load is tied to adjustable deals based on increasing interest rates, his goose will be cooked.
Am I missing something? Can anyone explain this deal some other way?
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I hope that Republicans will drop their demand for huge tax cuts for the rich in light of the disasters currently befalling our country between wildfires in the West and hurricanes in the South. Despite the false claim by Republicans that the US is the most taxed country in the world the fact is that we are the least taxed industrial country in the world. We are going to need a lot of money to rebuild our country both in those states that are suffering right now and in all the others where infrastructure and education have been allowed to decline because people don't want to pay taxes to make America great again!
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Hillary Clinton is highly accomplished at many things. Running for President is not one of them. Maybe writing about running for President will be a better fit?
Across the aisle - no, make that across the chasm - Paul Ryan has his own skill set. But it does not include herding cats. Maybe someday, he will write a cathartic book about his experience. I won't read that one either.
Across the aisle - no, make that across the chasm - Paul Ryan has his own skill set. But it does not include herding cats. Maybe someday, he will write a cathartic book about his experience. I won't read that one either.
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Well, finally Ryan and McConnell are outraged Ms. Collins, not about siding with neo-Nazis, colluding with Russians, grabbing pussy, banning Muslims, building a wall, bringing-your-daughter-to-work-day everyday, not paying taxes, praising Putin, appointing your son-in-law to be the head of everything.
No, the leaders of the House and the Senate are upset that this unstable president decided to do something rational for the first time in 231 days and help the people in Texas, who just went through a terrible disaster, and agree to pay what we already spent money on in our government, like all other civilized countries do all the time.
What terrible, spineless, feckless, immoral people you are, Ryan and McConnell.
No, the leaders of the House and the Senate are upset that this unstable president decided to do something rational for the first time in 231 days and help the people in Texas, who just went through a terrible disaster, and agree to pay what we already spent money on in our government, like all other civilized countries do all the time.
What terrible, spineless, feckless, immoral people you are, Ryan and McConnell.
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Outstanding post.
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This vote is just a small down payment on Harvey's damage, let alone, the tens, if not hundreds of billions of dollars that will be needed to address the destruction wrought by both Irma and possibly Jose.
Thus, Yoho and his fellow Bozo Republicans will have several more opportunities to vote on disaster relief. And of course they will demonstrate in these subsequent votes that their concern is for ideology. They will shed no tears for their constituents or for their fellow countrymen who were victimized by these natural disasters (caused by climate change).
Accordingly, in light of their repeated despicable behavior in the face of these tragedies, one must ask, what price, if any, will Republicans pay in the 2018 elections. From what we've learned in the four special elections, I'm betting that they pay no price.
Thus, Yoho and his fellow Bozo Republicans will have several more opportunities to vote on disaster relief. And of course they will demonstrate in these subsequent votes that their concern is for ideology. They will shed no tears for their constituents or for their fellow countrymen who were victimized by these natural disasters (caused by climate change).
Accordingly, in light of their repeated despicable behavior in the face of these tragedies, one must ask, what price, if any, will Republicans pay in the 2018 elections. From what we've learned in the four special elections, I'm betting that they pay no price.
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Nothing new here. Trump has done to the Republicans what he has done to so many of his business associates; walked away and left them holding the bag.
They can't say they weren't warned.
They can't say they weren't warned.
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“We can walk and chew gum at the same time. Congress always does that,” he said.
Pick your response:
D. Thank God that Ben Carson is not a member of Congress.
Pick your response:
D. Thank God that Ben Carson is not a member of Congress.
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Carson and I disagree on just about everything and the man has a horrible speaking style but he may be the brainiest candidate we've had in decades.
Trump has escaped to Camp David for the weekend with all of his cabinet and their wives (and also Sen. McConnell and Mr. DeVos?) because, hey, it's the weekend! He can watch TV there as well as he can at the White House, and be up-to-date on wildfires, the whereabouts of Rush Limbaugh, and the damage to Mar-a-Lago.
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The current Republicans in Congress are just as immoral as the indecent, emotionally disturbed child who crawled through a crack in the Constitution to get into the White House. Shame on the Republican Party and Republican voters who choose to spit on the US government.
"I fear that in every assembly, members will obtain an influence by noise not sense. By meanness, not greatness. By ignorance, not learning. By contracted hearts, not large souls...There must be decency and respect, and veneration introduced for persons of authority of every rank, or we are undone. In a popular government, this is our only way." John Adams
Fellow citizens, if we do not rid ourselves of mean, ignorant, heartless Republicans we are undone.
"I fear that in every assembly, members will obtain an influence by noise not sense. By meanness, not greatness. By ignorance, not learning. By contracted hearts, not large souls...There must be decency and respect, and veneration introduced for persons of authority of every rank, or we are undone. In a popular government, this is our only way." John Adams
Fellow citizens, if we do not rid ourselves of mean, ignorant, heartless Republicans we are undone.
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Yes, Congress can gum up and chew at the same time.
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LOL!
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I particularly liked the fact that Speaker admonished Democrats to "Not play politics with the debt ceiling."
Cantor and Boehner are gone. Looks like the thugs in his own party are now coming after Ryan. Not that it matters. They will just replace him with another spineless fanatic desperate to comfort the comfortable and afflict the afflicted.
The Current version of the GOP is in free-fall. Hillary would have been a much better President for these clowns. They could have opposed her at every opportunity just like they did Obama. The Stupid Party or The Party of "No" (take your pick) coud have done what it does best - nothing. Now, they are in double trouble. They have a President who doesn't have the first clue about anything and is engaged, unwittingly in sabotaging every GOP legislative initiative when he isn't solidfying the brand of the GOP as the party of fearmongering, white nationalists.
It is truly a sad and pathetic day in American politics. But it has been building for years. It is pretty evident that this party of no ideas hasn't any plans as to how they might forestall the end of the party. Let's hope it is swift and relatively painless so that we can get the country going again.
Cantor and Boehner are gone. Looks like the thugs in his own party are now coming after Ryan. Not that it matters. They will just replace him with another spineless fanatic desperate to comfort the comfortable and afflict the afflicted.
The Current version of the GOP is in free-fall. Hillary would have been a much better President for these clowns. They could have opposed her at every opportunity just like they did Obama. The Stupid Party or The Party of "No" (take your pick) coud have done what it does best - nothing. Now, they are in double trouble. They have a President who doesn't have the first clue about anything and is engaged, unwittingly in sabotaging every GOP legislative initiative when he isn't solidfying the brand of the GOP as the party of fearmongering, white nationalists.
It is truly a sad and pathetic day in American politics. But it has been building for years. It is pretty evident that this party of no ideas hasn't any plans as to how they might forestall the end of the party. Let's hope it is swift and relatively painless so that we can get the country going again.
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If they are in free fall the Dems would love to join them. They control all 3 branches of the government and I don't see the Dems having the smarts to defeat them.
They couldn't defeat a rich toddler who knew practically nothing about governing, international relations, human affairs, etc. with an extremely low approval rating.
They couldn't defeat a rich toddler who knew practically nothing about governing, international relations, human affairs, etc. with an extremely low approval rating.
These Republicans have ranted lies and engaged in the worst sort of incitement for years. And now they're nominally lead by Trump: the biggest liar and con man the presidency has ever seen.
Watching them wail and posture and fail as Trump out-Republicans them is hilarious -- sad for the nation but gripping reality show. And what's so horrible is that it is simultaneously a new low in national reality, and the worst short of degrading theater. It's like the end of "Jersey Shore," when all that was left was which surly drunk was going to say what; what drunken hair-pulling would happen.
No wonder Trump dreams of being Putin. But all he can do is drag America toward being Venezuela.
The Democrats did score an amusing counterpunch, but it is largely meaningless as the degradation of our country continues unabated.
Watching them wail and posture and fail as Trump out-Republicans them is hilarious -- sad for the nation but gripping reality show. And what's so horrible is that it is simultaneously a new low in national reality, and the worst short of degrading theater. It's like the end of "Jersey Shore," when all that was left was which surly drunk was going to say what; what drunken hair-pulling would happen.
No wonder Trump dreams of being Putin. But all he can do is drag America toward being Venezuela.
The Democrats did score an amusing counterpunch, but it is largely meaningless as the degradation of our country continues unabated.
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I thought this impossible. But there's one thing I like about Donald Trump. He delivers "karma" to unprincipled win at any cost Republicans (obstructionism, gerrymandering, exploiting divisiveness, interfering with voters rights etc). Or, in other words, he regularly hangs them out to dry with egg on their smirking faces.
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We knew that Trump was crazy, unpredictable and spiteful.
And we knew that Paul Ryan was just as spiteful although he appears a bit less crazy.
But now we have a third competitor for the award of "The craziest and cruellest Man" in Ted Yoho.
Yoo-hoo to him!!
And we knew that Paul Ryan was just as spiteful although he appears a bit less crazy.
But now we have a third competitor for the award of "The craziest and cruellest Man" in Ted Yoho.
Yoo-hoo to him!!
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How about Bozo Yoho?
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Who wants to bet that the Republicans who voted against hurricane relief in their own states will be reelected? The Republicans are worse than deplorable.
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Answer D; It ain't gum your chewin, and your walking in front of a freight train.
djt is a manifestation of everything wrong with the gop. They have built a party around ethnocentrism, racism, isolationism and an economic theory that has led to the nations three worst economic crisis's. Their mantra has been government doesn't work. Yet they have established a majority in most states and the federal government by harnessing our anger. They have spent so long running against government that they forgot how to run government.
How else do you explain representatives voting against aid to their own state, While a member from Florida oppose disaster relief for Texas while his own state is in the cross hairs of the largest hurricane ever recorded.
We need to break the strangle hold the alt right has on the gop (yes and to a lesser extent the democrats too). By more folly than intelligence Donnie may just force the gop to stop chewing gun and walking and come to the table and behave like an adult
djt is a manifestation of everything wrong with the gop. They have built a party around ethnocentrism, racism, isolationism and an economic theory that has led to the nations three worst economic crisis's. Their mantra has been government doesn't work. Yet they have established a majority in most states and the federal government by harnessing our anger. They have spent so long running against government that they forgot how to run government.
How else do you explain representatives voting against aid to their own state, While a member from Florida oppose disaster relief for Texas while his own state is in the cross hairs of the largest hurricane ever recorded.
We need to break the strangle hold the alt right has on the gop (yes and to a lesser extent the democrats too). By more folly than intelligence Donnie may just force the gop to stop chewing gun and walking and come to the table and behave like an adult
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" force the gop to stop chewing gun and walking"
Since they can't do both half the battle is over before it began.
Since they can't do both half the battle is over before it began.
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I love the image of Trump cutting Mnuchin off mid-sentence and simply ending the debt drama. The Ryan McConnell bunch are like a tired old vaudeville troupe, trying out their old routine, "Let's spend months debating whether to default on the debt and shut down the government and then at the last minute we won't", for a new Broadway producer, Donald Trump. Trump gives them the hook before they even get started. He can't stand the act any more than the rest of us. Finally, finally, someone told them to take their act and shove it.
I'm no Trump fan, but at least this was an entertaining twist and a break from the usual appalling Trump news.
I'm no Trump fan, but at least this was an entertaining twist and a break from the usual appalling Trump news.
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Thank you Gail, I so look forward to your column and you didn't let me down.
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The new Gang of Three – Chuck, Nancy and Donald – has an advantage beyond not being allergic to disaster relief. Their unexpected coziness has silenced the usual Senate and House loudmouths.
The G.O.P. leaders had to compete for TV interviews in which they began their answers to every question with a resounding “Huh?”
The G.O.P. leaders had to compete for TV interviews in which they began their answers to every question with a resounding “Huh?”
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I was surprised that Trump actually made a sensible decision and supported hurricane relief and a temporary increase in the debt limit. Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut.
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About the only thing Congress can do with gum is leave it on the sidewalk for the rest of us to step in.
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My response to the last Multiple choice: B Did member of the legislature really vote against hurricane relief in their own states? Or is that Gail being funny? Satire is dead if that is reality.
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Trump needs to show he's accomplished something--he doesn't give a whit for anyone but himself.
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Paul Ryan loves him some Ayn Rand. Somebody needs to remind him that Rand was 100 percent atheist. She wasn't all bad.
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I will give him credit. Trump did good here. Watching republicans hold disaster relief hostage in congress and making America angst about default would have been a soul crushing display of cynicism we just don't need right now.
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There should be a new branch of psychology devoted to the dysfunctional, pathological political behavior, endemic to the Right Wing of the Republican Party. The symptoms: denying aid to natural disaster victims, denying the science of Global Warming, opposing background checks for purchasing assault weapons and other fire arms, acute homophobia, misogyny, defunding PPH, and denying deportation protection to DACA children.
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Gail: you're just disappointed that Trump acted like a leader and successfully got a compromise that helps the American people. It's a case of "working together" and, no surprise, when it actually occurs, you want to denigrate Trump's success. While i agree with you that it's often unclear as to whether Republican can chew gum and walk at the same time, your criticism is even more applicable to the Democrats who, apparently, can often do neither activity at the same time.
"Trump is governing like a contender on 'America's Got Talent". I think it more he's governing like a contender on the "Gong Show"
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Give Ryan his due. He did pass the hot potato of repel and replace over to McConnell very deftly. One in a row!
Ryan and McConnell have to decide if they want to continue to work with Donnie, who showed his loyalty this week, and the far right, who voted against hurricane relief or revert to "regular order" and allow the committee chairs the leeway to get what they can on a wider variety of issues. Of course that reduces the chance for a mega-tax cut as they have promised their donors.
Tough choices.
Ryan and McConnell have to decide if they want to continue to work with Donnie, who showed his loyalty this week, and the far right, who voted against hurricane relief or revert to "regular order" and allow the committee chairs the leeway to get what they can on a wider variety of issues. Of course that reduces the chance for a mega-tax cut as they have promised their donors.
Tough choices.
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So once again the bar is lowered to being able to walk and chew gum. Even Gerald Ford could do that, it was stairs he had a problem with. Gail referenced Rush, who's complained he "had" to evacuate, claiming it would be illegal for him to stay. She missed a golden opportunity to educate us about Alex Jones' claim that hurricanes are the product of government technology used strategically to keep us afraid and in line. I didn't look to see if he cited Blacks, Mexicans, Jewish bankers, liberals or women, I'm a busy guy. Besides, in a country where 40% of us believe that aliens walk among us, nothing would surprise me.
I thought, briefly, the GOP would find this move by Trump to be the straw that broke the back of the Bactrian. It's the equivalent of giving aid to the enemy, something Trump may have to answer for both to them and to the courts in due time. I'd hoped it might inspire them to cut him loose, but they're somewhere between a wasps nest and a ball of snakes, unable to present a unified face with which to growl at anyone. Ryan may be the wounded shark in the midst of the feeding frenzy but they'd just be a coyote biting off it's own leg to make room for an opportunistic infection. Newt? Sanctimonious Santorum? I'd suggest Chris Christie, it would be downright poetic, and entertaining as all get out. Can you imagine the ensuing confusion and conflicts? It would approximate the Keystone Kops meeting the 3 Stooges, Abbott and Costello and Godzilla on bad acid.
I thought, briefly, the GOP would find this move by Trump to be the straw that broke the back of the Bactrian. It's the equivalent of giving aid to the enemy, something Trump may have to answer for both to them and to the courts in due time. I'd hoped it might inspire them to cut him loose, but they're somewhere between a wasps nest and a ball of snakes, unable to present a unified face with which to growl at anyone. Ryan may be the wounded shark in the midst of the feeding frenzy but they'd just be a coyote biting off it's own leg to make room for an opportunistic infection. Newt? Sanctimonious Santorum? I'd suggest Chris Christie, it would be downright poetic, and entertaining as all get out. Can you imagine the ensuing confusion and conflicts? It would approximate the Keystone Kops meeting the 3 Stooges, Abbott and Costello and Godzilla on bad acid.
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There are two things that Republicans can do at the same time.
1. Torture the poor
2. Cut taxes on the wealthy
1. Torture the poor
2. Cut taxes on the wealthy
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Let's eschew obfuscation, Gail. Your definition of disaster relief and their definition of disaster relief are not the same.
A republican tweet group was hacked, and it was reveled that they believe "disaster relief" means getting rid of the whole lot of them, elephants, peanuts, tax cuts and all. They're scared!
Their proof? Trump read his own book, "The Art Of The Deal" and as you point out, followed through with Nancy and Chuck. Also, their ruse about The Lord punishing Houston for electing an openly gay mayor, Ann Parker is not going over so well. You won't hear this stuff in NYC, but you will in Dallas and other Texas cities.
Statues are coming down. Minds are opening up. They are scared!
A republican tweet group was hacked, and it was reveled that they believe "disaster relief" means getting rid of the whole lot of them, elephants, peanuts, tax cuts and all. They're scared!
Their proof? Trump read his own book, "The Art Of The Deal" and as you point out, followed through with Nancy and Chuck. Also, their ruse about The Lord punishing Houston for electing an openly gay mayor, Ann Parker is not going over so well. You won't hear this stuff in NYC, but you will in Dallas and other Texas cities.
Statues are coming down. Minds are opening up. They are scared!
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If he becomes marginally competent from time to time, we'll be lulled into supposing Mike Pence is pulling the strings or Gen. Kelly has grounded him. But hold on to your hat! He's Houdini! He'll find a Shriner's car and zoom onto the middle of some freeway.
I need another drink...
I need another drink...
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Maybe now that Trump has given up on Paul and Mitch, he could go all in and become a Democrat. After all, he used to be one of us. Before he became a Birther, he was in favor of birth control. He even invited the Clinton's to his third wedding. When you get down to it, he's New Yorker, just like Chuck , and half his family is already Jewish.. It's a natural fit. Next time round, Bernie would be ideal as his running mate, and if they won, Krugman could go to Treasury, Al Gore to the EPA, and Hillary might just have another gig at State. I know it sounds far-fetched, but it really could happen; the man has a short attention span, and he's nothing if not impulsive. Of course, that means he could revert to being a Republican at any time or even become a Buddhist. That might work too. The Dalaï Lhama, could be granted asylum and become Secretary of State - well, at least for a couple of weeks.
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"Maybe next they can make Ted Cruz majority leader."
Ah, yes. The senator who was against funding disaster relief after hurricane Katrina, until hurricane Harvey came along. Perhaps he can take solace in Brent Stephens' column today and ask Betsy DeVos for advice on gender bias--just sayin'
Ah, yes. The senator who was against funding disaster relief after hurricane Katrina, until hurricane Harvey came along. Perhaps he can take solace in Brent Stephens' column today and ask Betsy DeVos for advice on gender bias--just sayin'
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As usual, Gail Collins nailed it. As to Paul Ryan, he mistook Ayn Rand for an apparition of the Blessed Virgin Mary, which is no problem except if you're too stubborn to admit you were wrong when you sober up or just refuse to sober up.
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Even republicans can't work with republicans. Trump's best chance of success is to operate as an independent. He will find democrats to be far more pragmatic and grounded in reality. If some of that rubs off on Trump, so much the better. A lot of republicans are too deluded and ideologically constipated to govern.
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Here in swing state Ohio, Trump is running 60-second self-adulation ads touting what a tremendous job he is doing as President. Seriously. The ads are flooding (intentional use of the term) airwaves; I've seen three in the past day and a half.
We may all laugh along with Gail at the utter incompetence and breathtaking mendacity of this bunch of lying thieves. I certainly do. But the Trump ads are aimed squarely at low-information base voters and the rest of us who are distracted by natural catastrophes, raging forest fires and the plight of young adults now threatened with forced deportation for being -- what? Mexican or Latino -- in order to fulfill a desperate campaign promise.
Wth much of what is familiar and reassuring falling part, you have to hand it to Trump: who else would pick such a time to spend millions bragging on himself, just like a schoolyard bully.
We may all laugh along with Gail at the utter incompetence and breathtaking mendacity of this bunch of lying thieves. I certainly do. But the Trump ads are aimed squarely at low-information base voters and the rest of us who are distracted by natural catastrophes, raging forest fires and the plight of young adults now threatened with forced deportation for being -- what? Mexican or Latino -- in order to fulfill a desperate campaign promise.
Wth much of what is familiar and reassuring falling part, you have to hand it to Trump: who else would pick such a time to spend millions bragging on himself, just like a schoolyard bully.
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Ryan must feel like the caboose attached to a runaway train. Trump is taking hairpin curves with reckless abandon. Ryan decided early to half heartedly support Trump in exchange for control of the legislative agenda. Instead Trump has used him as the foil and scapegoat for any Congressional failures. Ryan made his bed let him sleep in it. If the Republicans lose big in 2018, guess who Trump will lay the blame on. At one time Ryan was to believed to be the bright future of the Republican Party now he is the pin the tail on the donkey House Leader.
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I am hung up on the fact that "Anyone" can be named Speaker of the House - even an Unelected individual!? The Speaker is next in line for the Presidency after Pence. What a scary and intriguing thought. If they impeach Trump & Pence, who would they pick? Oh, the possibilities! It couldn't be any worse than what we have now, could it?
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Note to Dems and media pundits: NO, No, no -- trump is not taking a "reasonable position on an important issue." The man probably has no idea what the debt limit is or what it means, the CR is just a meaningless acronym for him, and the Harvey relief at least makes him look compassionate. He has the attention span of a gnat and then when Ivanka interrupted the meeting "to say hello" that was all he needed to say, "Hey, Chuck & Nancy, I'll take your deal, so I can get out of here. Boring!" So he simply went with what the last people he talked to wanted, saw an opportunity to get out of that boring (to him) meeting, and go back to watching Faux or listening to Alex Jones. Things never change in trumpland!
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It is to laugh. With the same gloomy facts that otherwise have us walking around and shaking our heads moaning, you craft us a reprieve. You're the best!
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Walk and chew gum at the same time? Uh uh. This Republican Congress can't even unwrap the stick of gum in order to chew it.
As for Ryan, let's call him a late bloomer, just to be kind. He's still learning how to walk.
As for Ryan, let's call him a late bloomer, just to be kind. He's still learning how to walk.
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"The advisability of letting your daughter just walk in and join critical meetings with the leaders of Congress."
Aint that awesome or what?
He lets her sit as head of state as G20 meeting!
He lets her join meetings with visiting heads of states.
Her hubby runs the show in WH as The Main Man.
And we have tens of millions of citzens who are perfectly happy with this co-presidency.
It's called The Trump Family Presidency.
Aint that awesome or what?
He lets her sit as head of state as G20 meeting!
He lets her join meetings with visiting heads of states.
Her hubby runs the show in WH as The Main Man.
And we have tens of millions of citzens who are perfectly happy with this co-presidency.
It's called The Trump Family Presidency.
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I'm beginning to wonder just how well the country would get by if there were no Congress.
Really. Think about it. There are already enough laws on the books to choke a horse (odd visualization). We can almost always find one that can be interpreted any way we want, and keep many levels of judges arguing for years over.
We all talk about "do nothing" sessions. So, can you miss something that doesn't do anything?
There are only about 20% or less of Americans who approve of the job Congress is doing at any one time, when they do it. Doesn't that mean 80% would rather they do nothing at all?
They aren't in session much anyway - didn't it seem like they just got back from an August break before they're now rushed to do the country"s business before the September one? Oh, it didn't seem like that - it's true. But then again if they worked every day, like you and me, they'd have an even lower approval rating, right?
At least we wouldn't have to hear about this Senator saying this or that Rep saying that or that Commission looking into this or that with never a final report or this or that Senate or House investigation which is always in it's very early stages or another intra-party fight about legislation we all thought was a done deal - that was kind of fun though.
Who needs em? Let's throw the bums out, not replace them, and see how long it takes before anyone notices.
Really. Think about it. There are already enough laws on the books to choke a horse (odd visualization). We can almost always find one that can be interpreted any way we want, and keep many levels of judges arguing for years over.
We all talk about "do nothing" sessions. So, can you miss something that doesn't do anything?
There are only about 20% or less of Americans who approve of the job Congress is doing at any one time, when they do it. Doesn't that mean 80% would rather they do nothing at all?
They aren't in session much anyway - didn't it seem like they just got back from an August break before they're now rushed to do the country"s business before the September one? Oh, it didn't seem like that - it's true. But then again if they worked every day, like you and me, they'd have an even lower approval rating, right?
At least we wouldn't have to hear about this Senator saying this or that Rep saying that or that Commission looking into this or that with never a final report or this or that Senate or House investigation which is always in it's very early stages or another intra-party fight about legislation we all thought was a done deal - that was kind of fun though.
Who needs em? Let's throw the bums out, not replace them, and see how long it takes before anyone notices.
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Replace Ryan with Rick Santorum? Our long, national nightmare continues.
Whose book?
We have a cat that can walk and chew on a mouse at the same time; perhaps Smudge should run for Congress?
Whose book?
We have a cat that can walk and chew on a mouse at the same time; perhaps Smudge should run for Congress?
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"Since the frustrated Republicans can’t get rid of Trump, they’re talking about deposing the House speaker, Paul Ryan. What do you think?"
I think 2018 looks better and better for Randy "Iron Stache" Bryce.
I think 2018 looks better and better for Randy "Iron Stache" Bryce.
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The difference between Trump and Hillary: at least Trump makes it obvious that it's all about him.
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Hillary's new expose' (call it "Hillary Exposed") plays the blame game to unprecedented heights. The only nemesis she doesn't blame is Jennifer Flowers (one of Bill's alleged ex-trystees). Perhaps she's planning another run against Trump. But this time she's going to be circling and sneaking up on him -- obviously the key to winning the presidency.
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B. The current Congress cannot even simultaneously crawl and grind its teeth.
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2008 Tea Party formed one big reason : to alleviate gridlock in DC
2017 Tea Party becomes THE reason for gridlock in DC
Go figure. Thinking with emotions leads to Paul Ryan and hopelessly illogical conclusions.
2017 Tea Party becomes THE reason for gridlock in DC
Go figure. Thinking with emotions leads to Paul Ryan and hopelessly illogical conclusions.
I vote B. as well. The only creatures lower than these people are deadly snakes that slither across the ground. But often snakes are really beautiful, not so this bunch.
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Those guys who can't walk or chew gum control the overwhelming majority of State and local political machinery and are therefore, one supposes, accidentally in defacto charge of all three branches of the Federal Gov't. Meantime, the enlightened left at least get the pleasure of pointing out how obviously inept the other side must be.
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I don't know why people seem surprised about Trump's betrayal of his own party. The great Eugene Robinson has said that for Trump loyalty is a one way street. I couldn't agree more. Trump betrayed his country by dodging the draft. He betrayed his wives by committing multiple adulteries. He has betrayed his voters by not fulfilling any of the many promises he made in order to win, win, win. Betraying is the very essence of the man. The Republicans know it. Paul Ryan knows it. The surprising thing is that some misguided souls are still willing to support the Big Con in Chief.
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"Since the frustrated Republicans can’t get rid of Trump ..."
Can't they? Of course, they COULD. Join with the Democrats and start impeachment proceedings. In case there is any fear left about being loyal to Trump, that all went out the window in light of Trump's Chuck and Nancy love fest. Trump most definitely does NOT have the backs of House and Senate Republicans. Unless he's looking for a place to stick the knife.
Can't they? Of course, they COULD. Join with the Democrats and start impeachment proceedings. In case there is any fear left about being loyal to Trump, that all went out the window in light of Trump's Chuck and Nancy love fest. Trump most definitely does NOT have the backs of House and Senate Republicans. Unless he's looking for a place to stick the knife.
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The worst thing about being Paul Ryan is that his favorite band is Rage Against the Machine, and he doesn't understand that he's exactly the machine that they're raging against.
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Amen. He is 100% clueless
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Congress does have the power to "get rid of Trump," by impeachment. Perhaps Republicans yearning for a return of Newt Gingrich would agree that cooperating with "Chuck and Nancy" is a "high crime," even if colluding with the Russians is not.
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Trump likes winning, period. He has not been winning with Republicans, bad. If he can win with Democrats, bring them on.
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Trump has the attention span of a gnat and saw a chance to garrote McConnell, with whom he is displeased, and acted out one of his many little revenge plots.
Don't make this more than it is, a man-baby's refusal to sit with somebody at lunch today.
Don't make this more than it is, a man-baby's refusal to sit with somebody at lunch today.
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The Congress maybe able to walk and chew gum. Unfortunately they cannot govern. We do not pay them to walk and chew gum, we pay them to take care of our country's problems. If Paul Ryan is on the way out it will be no great loss. And I am sure he will be replaced by someone equally incompetent. This is what happens when you have a bunch of narrow minded human beings(I use this word rather loosely) running the House and the Senate.
For several years now there has been a fight over raising the debt ceiling. This Congress has to be the worst in doing what is right for the country.
There only seems to be a commitment by 3 Republicans to do the country's business. That would be Collins, Murkowski and McCain. Notice that all are Senators, not Congress women and men.
Too bad we couldn't impeach Congress.
For several years now there has been a fight over raising the debt ceiling. This Congress has to be the worst in doing what is right for the country.
There only seems to be a commitment by 3 Republicans to do the country's business. That would be Collins, Murkowski and McCain. Notice that all are Senators, not Congress women and men.
Too bad we couldn't impeach Congress.
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Any and all humiliation that can be heaped upon Paul and Mitch is overdue, well deserved and needs to continue until the end times.
The square dancing in the Oval Office was just a show most likely to satisfy Trump's urge to vengeance against Paul and Mitch. Chuck and Nancy had a new partner but the dance music has already ended.
Back to the same difference of the GOP infighting. Which is best for the country until we can vote out these inept and mean men.
The square dancing in the Oval Office was just a show most likely to satisfy Trump's urge to vengeance against Paul and Mitch. Chuck and Nancy had a new partner but the dance music has already ended.
Back to the same difference of the GOP infighting. Which is best for the country until we can vote out these inept and mean men.
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"When the talking stops, the fighting begins". That's a very old Chinese proverb that clearly defines our situation in the House and Congress. Up until now, it's been Blue against Red; Us against them; My team against Your team, with neither side really listening to the other. You say "That's Politics". I say, "No, that's Insanity". We not only have a country to run, we have a Planet!
I've been a foe of Donald Trump for longer than I can remember. Right now, Buchannan is smiling down from his Political Heaven. He's no longer the "Worse President we've ever had". Donald Trump is so far ahead of him now that it's impossible for anyone to ever claim or take away that title from him in the future. With all of that said, this past week, Donald proved the 100 monkey syndrome; that even a monkey sitting at a typewriter will eventually spell a word. Donald spelled "Cooperation". Regardless of who or why it was done, it worked. At least it's a start!
I've been a foe of Donald Trump for longer than I can remember. Right now, Buchannan is smiling down from his Political Heaven. He's no longer the "Worse President we've ever had". Donald Trump is so far ahead of him now that it's impossible for anyone to ever claim or take away that title from him in the future. With all of that said, this past week, Donald proved the 100 monkey syndrome; that even a monkey sitting at a typewriter will eventually spell a word. Donald spelled "Cooperation". Regardless of who or why it was done, it worked. At least it's a start!
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In respect to Hillary's book: why doesn't the candidate whose woeful campaign brought us Donald Trump, Scott Pruitt, Neil Gorsuch and many awful things yet to come, just shut up. I take particular exception to her endlessly repeated claims that Bernie Sanders' ideas were "pie in the sky." They were eminently doable if billionaires like her made some sacrifices.
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Gail,
I don't know where you were between August 26-September 7. I assume it was some sort of vacation. But honestly Gail, this must not happen again--at least until the end of the Trump Debacle. I mean administration. We must have your wit and wisdom at least twice weekly until the bitter end. Without it, there is no hope for democracy let alone peace, prosperity or verified ability to walk and chew gum simultaneously.
As to your query about our keen interest in reading Hilary's book, I have to say that I just finished "Shattered." I really am in no mood for yet another account of the demise of western civilization. But now that you're back, all things are once again possible. Carry on, please!
I don't know where you were between August 26-September 7. I assume it was some sort of vacation. But honestly Gail, this must not happen again--at least until the end of the Trump Debacle. I mean administration. We must have your wit and wisdom at least twice weekly until the bitter end. Without it, there is no hope for democracy let alone peace, prosperity or verified ability to walk and chew gum simultaneously.
As to your query about our keen interest in reading Hilary's book, I have to say that I just finished "Shattered." I really am in no mood for yet another account of the demise of western civilization. But now that you're back, all things are once again possible. Carry on, please!
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I am going to need proof that Congress can chew gum. Or walk. Let's not even get into doing them both at the same time.
Historians and those with niggling memories will recall the origin of that phrase was Lyndon Johnson who applied it to Republican Jerry Ford when he was minority leader of the House. Johnson said Ford was so dumb he couldn't do both at the same time, a classic Johnson insult intended to belittle and label someone for life as not up to the task.
As for getting a new Speaker of the House, we knew previously that one did not have to be fully competent nor have an ounce of integrity for the job, so calling in someone from outside seems entirely reasonable. Is Homer Simpson available?
Historians and those with niggling memories will recall the origin of that phrase was Lyndon Johnson who applied it to Republican Jerry Ford when he was minority leader of the House. Johnson said Ford was so dumb he couldn't do both at the same time, a classic Johnson insult intended to belittle and label someone for life as not up to the task.
As for getting a new Speaker of the House, we knew previously that one did not have to be fully competent nor have an ounce of integrity for the job, so calling in someone from outside seems entirely reasonable. Is Homer Simpson available?
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Thank you, Gail. I needed a little giggle in the midst of the maelstrom that has become our news cycle.
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To begin with, I can imagine nothing worse than being Paul Ryan...unless it's being Mitch McConnell.
That said, how could anyone be surprised by what's happening now? -- After all, the Republicans, since managing to garner control of all three branches of government, still have no clue about how to govern.
For a party that would rather see its citizens die from want of medical care, get no relief from catastrophic floods, and shut the country down because they refuse to extend the debt limit, who can be surprised when the shoe ends up on "Chuck and Nancy's" feet.
As for walking and chewing gum at the same time, they don't even seem able to do that.
That said, how could anyone be surprised by what's happening now? -- After all, the Republicans, since managing to garner control of all three branches of government, still have no clue about how to govern.
For a party that would rather see its citizens die from want of medical care, get no relief from catastrophic floods, and shut the country down because they refuse to extend the debt limit, who can be surprised when the shoe ends up on "Chuck and Nancy's" feet.
As for walking and chewing gum at the same time, they don't even seem able to do that.
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Raising the debt ceiling again (with a Republican president) and approving an aid package which the country really had no choice but to do. Hmmm - that's considered work! No wonder they can't handle immigration, prescription drugs, health care, and all the myriad of other real problems the US is facing.
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First, A, Ms. Collins.
"Congress always does that." That was when we had a functioning Congress; you know, before Newt Gingrich pulled the coup of the 20th Century with his "contract with America," the iron-fisted "handshake" the Right gripped America with as it yanked civility and decency away from the debate over the "public's business." Mitch McConnell trumped that (sorry, I couldn't help it) with his (a) "one-term president" promise and (b) his usurpation (lovely word, that; I think I'll retire it) of presidential prerogative by eventually dictating to first Congress and then the 45th "president" who will replace Antonin Scalia (may he rest in peace) on the SCOTUS. And the GOP had the nerve to complain about President Obama's "over-reach." Was that because he was black? Just asking.
B. "The current Congress cannot even simultaneously crawl and gnash its teeth." I disagree. They gnash their teeth every day about something that might, umm, help ordinary folks rather than the shadow donors with billions (thank you, Roberts Court, for Citizens United). Crocodiles are more efficient at crawling and "gnashing their teeth." At least they eat what they catch.
C. Yes, none of the above is likely to equal progress on Capitol Hill but with the Tea Party and Freedom Caucus holding us hostage since 2010, what's the alternative? Who knew that Republicans would feud with their own "president?"
Crocodiles are cannibals, Ms. Collins, but they don't eat their young. Republicans do.
"Congress always does that." That was when we had a functioning Congress; you know, before Newt Gingrich pulled the coup of the 20th Century with his "contract with America," the iron-fisted "handshake" the Right gripped America with as it yanked civility and decency away from the debate over the "public's business." Mitch McConnell trumped that (sorry, I couldn't help it) with his (a) "one-term president" promise and (b) his usurpation (lovely word, that; I think I'll retire it) of presidential prerogative by eventually dictating to first Congress and then the 45th "president" who will replace Antonin Scalia (may he rest in peace) on the SCOTUS. And the GOP had the nerve to complain about President Obama's "over-reach." Was that because he was black? Just asking.
B. "The current Congress cannot even simultaneously crawl and gnash its teeth." I disagree. They gnash their teeth every day about something that might, umm, help ordinary folks rather than the shadow donors with billions (thank you, Roberts Court, for Citizens United). Crocodiles are more efficient at crawling and "gnashing their teeth." At least they eat what they catch.
C. Yes, none of the above is likely to equal progress on Capitol Hill but with the Tea Party and Freedom Caucus holding us hostage since 2010, what's the alternative? Who knew that Republicans would feud with their own "president?"
Crocodiles are cannibals, Ms. Collins, but they don't eat their young. Republicans do.
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As to Paul Ryan possibly being forced out: D. Both A and B.
And Hillary's new book: I voted for Hillary in both the primary and general elections, and have great admiration for her courage and fortitude. But the animosity toward her, built up by the right-wing press over the last 25 years, is so great that I really think she needs to go away for a while. It's bad enough that trump cannot seem to get past the election.
Why did trump do a deal with Nancy and Chuck? He needs a win, and the Republicans cannot give it to him despite holding both the House and Senate.
And that "partisan fight": is that between the far right Republicans and the lunatic right Republicans? Or is it a three way brawl?
For the final question, I have to go with C.
And Hillary's new book: I voted for Hillary in both the primary and general elections, and have great admiration for her courage and fortitude. But the animosity toward her, built up by the right-wing press over the last 25 years, is so great that I really think she needs to go away for a while. It's bad enough that trump cannot seem to get past the election.
Why did trump do a deal with Nancy and Chuck? He needs a win, and the Republicans cannot give it to him despite holding both the House and Senate.
And that "partisan fight": is that between the far right Republicans and the lunatic right Republicans? Or is it a three way brawl?
For the final question, I have to go with C.
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Gail, you remain a beacon of smart humor during these tumultuous times -thank you!
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I vote D. The demagogues in Congress are too busy counting dollars so they can get elected again and count more money.
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Until the Republicans recognize their party has been hijacked by the Freedom Caucus and Tea Party leftovers that can't or won't govern because many of them were elected to simply so "No" even to some of their own ideas, it will remain a fractured party of people who are NOT in fact acting in the best interests of the country. The congressman or senators that voted no for hurricane relief based on some idea that they're fiscal conservatives should get some information on what that term means. Laws are based on the moral and ethical principles America was founded on so demanding that financial aid to victims of a horrific nature event be offset by monies that will impact one group or another in a painful and damaging way is not governing, it's reckless and irresponsible behavior. The idea that Paul Ryan is the "intellectual" in the Republican Party is laughable and his anger about a bi-partisan vote to assist storm victims and pay the country's bills demonstrates his detachment from reality. We send elected officials to Washington to compromise for the greater good. Although I believe Trump is unfit to serve and may be involved with obstruction of justice, he did, for once, what he's SUPPOSED to do. If Republicans can't swallow the word compromise they should resign or at the very least be voted out of office. Placing party before country is not governing, it's aiding and abetting the destruction of democracy.
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Responsibility is not only fiscal, yet impacts the taxpayer
Rebuilding over and over again in the same spot with little to no adjustment for being in a flood plain, house sitting on the beach,or =
is asking taxpayers to spend and spend again while the problem gets worse each time. Each time the bill goes up.
What's the matter with a little " man up" behaviour: wanna build there, stay tough the storm, find, don't ask the evil Alex Jones communistic Federal govt, to help bail you out. You made the choice.:
To ignore climate change
To have NO zoning
To build in repeat devastation zones
Why should the federal govt ie the taxpayer repeatedly bail you out?
Go it alone, rugged folks You can do it.
Rebuilding over and over again in the same spot with little to no adjustment for being in a flood plain, house sitting on the beach,or =
is asking taxpayers to spend and spend again while the problem gets worse each time. Each time the bill goes up.
What's the matter with a little " man up" behaviour: wanna build there, stay tough the storm, find, don't ask the evil Alex Jones communistic Federal govt, to help bail you out. You made the choice.:
To ignore climate change
To have NO zoning
To build in repeat devastation zones
Why should the federal govt ie the taxpayer repeatedly bail you out?
Go it alone, rugged folks You can do it.
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I hope (as I wait for Irma to offer my community in Florida the same opportunity to re-build more sensibly which Harvey gave Houston) the Trump agreement with Chuck and Nancy does mean a fast track for disaster aid without the Republican nonsense of requiring "offsets" in domestic spending.
I hope DACA will be the foundation for a law quickly passed that cannot be overturned on a whim and the Dreamers will stop being used as political pawns. Let Trump's friendship with Chuck and Nancy last long enough to enact this life-changing legislation.
I hope the debt ceiling crisis of the past few years is retired as a political tool now that it has become overtly toxic to use.
I hope Gail Collins never stops challenging her readers with multiple choice polls.
I hope DACA will be the foundation for a law quickly passed that cannot be overturned on a whim and the Dreamers will stop being used as political pawns. Let Trump's friendship with Chuck and Nancy last long enough to enact this life-changing legislation.
I hope the debt ceiling crisis of the past few years is retired as a political tool now that it has become overtly toxic to use.
I hope Gail Collins never stops challenging her readers with multiple choice polls.
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"Once again, we are faced with the possibility that our president is taking the reasonable position on an important issue."
LOL. It's more like, once again, our president is taking the reasonable position of agreeing with 'Chuck and Nancy' for the wrong reason! The deal with the Democrats was not the result of deep and rational thinking by Trump. It happened because he wanted to let the congressional leadership of his own party, which controls the Congress and he will need to pass any major legislation or run interference for him should Mueller's investigation uncover wrongdoing that could get him in legal trouble or impeached, that he is the boss, that he's unhappy with them, and that if they ever crossed him (as he feels McConnell did), he'll simply ignore them and begin dealing with Chuck and Nancy...
LOL. It's more like, once again, our president is taking the reasonable position of agreeing with 'Chuck and Nancy' for the wrong reason! The deal with the Democrats was not the result of deep and rational thinking by Trump. It happened because he wanted to let the congressional leadership of his own party, which controls the Congress and he will need to pass any major legislation or run interference for him should Mueller's investigation uncover wrongdoing that could get him in legal trouble or impeached, that he is the boss, that he's unhappy with them, and that if they ever crossed him (as he feels McConnell did), he'll simply ignore them and begin dealing with Chuck and Nancy...
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“We can walk and chew gum at the same time. Congress always does that"
D. I cannot remember the last time we had a Congress that could do that.
D. I cannot remember the last time we had a Congress that could do that.
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People are cheering this deal because something got done and the rich did not get richer.
Take note America because what is needed is more reasonable members of congress and not the more freedoms caucus burn the house down boys.
The freedom caucus gums up the works through obstruction. They have no accomplishments and they don't improve life for anyone. Stop voting for them
I am not a Trump voter, and this administration is much much worse than I thought it would be - but we can use this to our advantage - Trump really will sign anything - anything. With a more moderate congress who are supportive of universal healthcare, infrastructure spending and tax parity for investors/workers we can reverse this trend. Just vote out the obstructionists.
Take note America because what is needed is more reasonable members of congress and not the more freedoms caucus burn the house down boys.
The freedom caucus gums up the works through obstruction. They have no accomplishments and they don't improve life for anyone. Stop voting for them
I am not a Trump voter, and this administration is much much worse than I thought it would be - but we can use this to our advantage - Trump really will sign anything - anything. With a more moderate congress who are supportive of universal healthcare, infrastructure spending and tax parity for investors/workers we can reverse this trend. Just vote out the obstructionists.
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When will the good people in Paul Ryan's district send him home? He is one of the 2009 inauguration night conspirators who promised to obstruct President Obama on EVERYTHING while the country was in the middle of an economic crisis and fighting two wars.
When will the good people of Kentucky and the various states who have GOP senators who cooperated with shredding the Constitution and stealing a Supreme Court seat vote them out of office?
We get the government we deserve.
When will the good people of Kentucky and the various states who have GOP senators who cooperated with shredding the Constitution and stealing a Supreme Court seat vote them out of office?
We get the government we deserve.
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"We can walk and chew gum at the same time" (Paul Ryan).The problem is that the Congressional Republicans can not walk and can not chew gum even when they are not doing it at the same time. They probably miss the good old time of President Obama when the only thing they have to do was saying NO, NO and NO again.
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And he's beginning to use Camp David rather than one of his costly properties. Could this be Kelly's doing? Will it last? There's a real risk of prematurely treating him as someone other than he's consistently shown himself to be, let alone according him the "presidential" label.
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Maybe Kelly said, "Want to see your polls go up? Try going to Camp David more often. Try compromising with the Democrats. Try getting legislation passed."
So Trump's trying it. If his polls improve, maybe he'll keep it up.
So Trump's trying it. If his polls improve, maybe he'll keep it up.
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Trump can have a good idea or strategy pop into is head occasionally. He may be looking ahead to when he could face an impeachment vote and therefore trying to win points with the Democrats. If the facts etc do not weigh heavily against him then some or all Democrats may not vote to impeach especially when Pence will replace him. Someone else may have already said this.
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There has been so little to cheer about while republicans have controlled Congress for the past six or so years, it's come down to rooting for the possibility of watching them engage in a political bloodbath among themselves. I'm not sure such a scenario would disrupt the functioning of the country any more than they would do trying to implement any of their "ideas" in a normal course of business.
But they have not really hit rock bottom, or in their case, far right enough, because they are still on the political continuum. If they depose Ryan, whose life long political quest has been to eliminate Medicare and Social Security at the behest of his masters in the corporate world, we may finally reach the farthest right they can go without falling off the political map. Santorum, Gingrich or Cruz would any or all fit the bill and probably mark the lowest point republicans could hope to achieve. Medicare and Social Security would become the least of our concerns.
They may be able to chew gum and walk, but the sinister plans they have for the very people who keep them in the game is really not too amusing.
But they have not really hit rock bottom, or in their case, far right enough, because they are still on the political continuum. If they depose Ryan, whose life long political quest has been to eliminate Medicare and Social Security at the behest of his masters in the corporate world, we may finally reach the farthest right they can go without falling off the political map. Santorum, Gingrich or Cruz would any or all fit the bill and probably mark the lowest point republicans could hope to achieve. Medicare and Social Security would become the least of our concerns.
They may be able to chew gum and walk, but the sinister plans they have for the very people who keep them in the game is really not too amusing.
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Someone further up in the comments compared the eventual reanimation of Gingrich and Santorum to the resurrection of the Walking Dead.
Interestingly, that image also fits Pelosi and Schumer having been brought back into play: a Dance of the Walking Dead!
I approve of your message, btw.
Interestingly, that image also fits Pelosi and Schumer having been brought back into play: a Dance of the Walking Dead!
I approve of your message, btw.
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Why do conservatives require drama?
1) There has never been a disaster relief bill Democrats didn't love.
2) Debt-ceiling extension was a routine matter since its inception in 1917 ... until the current crop of "conservatives" decided to put it in play.
Speaking as an ex-Republican, I have -never- understood why the GOP can't do the easy things the easy way. They have put a price on everything in government. They can't do anything because it is the right thing to do; they have to have their votes (and souls) bought.
1) There has never been a disaster relief bill Democrats didn't love.
2) Debt-ceiling extension was a routine matter since its inception in 1917 ... until the current crop of "conservatives" decided to put it in play.
Speaking as an ex-Republican, I have -never- understood why the GOP can't do the easy things the easy way. They have put a price on everything in government. They can't do anything because it is the right thing to do; they have to have their votes (and souls) bought.
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Two words: Citizens United.
Thank the fab five on the supreme court. The country was already in sad shape, so they finished her off.
Thank the fab five on the supreme court. The country was already in sad shape, so they finished her off.
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This quiz was a tough one. But the main question is can the republicans walk and chew gum? I know they can't talk in their conferences and then vote the way they said. As to the original question, they cannot walk chew gum and govern. The old tea baggers can't even support their own initiatives.
How did we elect a person such as Trump as president isn't a big surprise since we elected the people in the freedom caucus.
How did we elect a person such as Trump as president isn't a big surprise since we elected the people in the freedom caucus.
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Quick, Gail, call an ambulance, the Ryan crew are choking on their chewing gum!
Oh, wait, they defunded the emergency paramedics? Guess they can perform the resuscitation to each other. After all, who'd want to give them mouth to mouth when you don't know how many behinds of Tea Party wing nuts they have been kissing.
Seriously, the Republicans will be forever branded as an opposition party even if they are fully in power. They make Trump look good. Imagine that!
So if the public has a low percentage of rating of Trump & family, what kind of rating is it going to give the Republicans. But yet, they are the ones entrenched. Maybe the joke is on America after all
Oh, wait, they defunded the emergency paramedics? Guess they can perform the resuscitation to each other. After all, who'd want to give them mouth to mouth when you don't know how many behinds of Tea Party wing nuts they have been kissing.
Seriously, the Republicans will be forever branded as an opposition party even if they are fully in power. They make Trump look good. Imagine that!
So if the public has a low percentage of rating of Trump & family, what kind of rating is it going to give the Republicans. But yet, they are the ones entrenched. Maybe the joke is on America after all
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I've no idea how the Times makes its "picks", but this should definitely be one of them. Your line:
"Seriously, the Republicans will be forever branded as an opposition party even if they are fully in power. They make Trump look good. Imagine that!"
...is priceless!
"Seriously, the Republicans will be forever branded as an opposition party even if they are fully in power. They make Trump look good. Imagine that!"
...is priceless!
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The Constitution requires that the validity of the national debt not be questioned. That would seem to require that the debt be paid, period. But then we have a statute that sets an artificial ceiling on the national debt. The Republicans fuss about raising the ceiling every year. The debt ceiling statute conflicts with the requirements of the Constitution which says just pay the debt. Why is that statute and the yearly actions of the Republicans not unconstitutional?
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Trump aside, the Republicans in the House have presented little more than lies — a healthcare bill that takes away your healthcare, a tax cut plan in the works that will raise taxes slightly on the middle while giving enormous cuts to the rich, cheap talk about lowering the deficit while sponsoring tax cuts and military spending boosts that bleed red ink. And they want to play chicken with disaster relief for Texas while a new disaster in Florida looms. This is a tough call, but Ryan who is behind all of this, is really more of a liar than even the Donald, so yes he should go. But they don't see it or the why of it. They all believe their own lies. They think they know things, but are completely ignorant of the countries needs. There needs to be a complete House cleaning in 2018. Not just to impeach the President for treason but to save the country from his party.
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Yes! Perfectly stated, Arthur! Thank you.
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The squatter in the Oval Office sided with the Dems for one reason and only one: to get back at the Reps for the way they treated him.
I know. I know. They didn't treat him half as bad as the rest of us want to, but that's not the point. "He" thinks they did.
He is a petulant child and this is all about how he can get even. I'm glad we don't have a national cat. He probably would have kicked it on tv at a State of Union address to appeal to his bully buddies.
I know. I know. They didn't treat him half as bad as the rest of us want to, but that's not the point. "He" thinks they did.
He is a petulant child and this is all about how he can get even. I'm glad we don't have a national cat. He probably would have kicked it on tv at a State of Union address to appeal to his bully buddies.
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I'm laughing I'm crying I go into fits of anxiety and then hysteria! Hey I think I could be in Congress. Thanks for opening my eyes to my opportunities.
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"Since the frustrated Republicans can’t get rid of Trump, they’re talking about deposing the House speaker, Paul Ryan."
Typical. If members of the Party of Personal Responsibility actually recognized their personal responsibilities, we'd be seeing a mass exodus of Congressional Republicans. We'd be hearing about newly resigned Congressmen taking vows in monasteries, committing suppuku on the Capitol steps, or joining the Foreign Legion. But, no, let's just blame it all on Mr. Speaker Ryan.
On the other hand, if they burn Ryan at the stake, well... it's like the old joke: "What do you call 10000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?" "A good start!!"
A good start, yeah. Maybe they'll get in the habit of killing off their "best" and "brightest". We can only hope.
Typical. If members of the Party of Personal Responsibility actually recognized their personal responsibilities, we'd be seeing a mass exodus of Congressional Republicans. We'd be hearing about newly resigned Congressmen taking vows in monasteries, committing suppuku on the Capitol steps, or joining the Foreign Legion. But, no, let's just blame it all on Mr. Speaker Ryan.
On the other hand, if they burn Ryan at the stake, well... it's like the old joke: "What do you call 10000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?" "A good start!!"
A good start, yeah. Maybe they'll get in the habit of killing off their "best" and "brightest". We can only hope.
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They have "best" and "brightest" ?
Could have fooled me!
Could have fooled me!
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Ted Cruz as Senate majority leader? That's a capital idea, as I judge from Cruz's performance last fall on the campaign trail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
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Feel sorry for Ryan? Never! He'd sell his own mother or push her off a cliff if his donors so desired. Same for Mcconnell and the bunch.
Between those in the GOP who only know how to deconstruct or obstruct and those loonies on the extreme right there is little hope this party can ever govern.
Time for moderate republicans to go independent or Democrat. The GOP as it is now is terminally ill.
Between those in the GOP who only know how to deconstruct or obstruct and those loonies on the extreme right there is little hope this party can ever govern.
Time for moderate republicans to go independent or Democrat. The GOP as it is now is terminally ill.
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Primer for Trump:
Government: bad.
Helping people: bad.
Chuck and Nancy: bad.
Do as Paul and Mitch say.
It's not Take Children to Work Day.
Put frown on face when talking about the yuge storms.
Government: bad.
Helping people: bad.
Chuck and Nancy: bad.
Do as Paul and Mitch say.
It's not Take Children to Work Day.
Put frown on face when talking about the yuge storms.
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Debt ceiling? Trump would have loved an unlimited debt ceiling after his multiple bankruptcies. Bankers had to take their hits and keep smiling, but next time he came looking for a loan, the smiles were still bright but the doors were slammed in his face. Why do you think he had to move his banking overseas....far overseas?
And, he's on record saying "that he might seek to reduce the national debt by persuading creditors to accept something less than full payment." Translation: this means stiffing the lenders. Own Treasuries? Bye bye money. I think he's seen the error of that way of thinking, but you never know. As we all know by now, Trump indulges in only two pastimes: golf, and stiffing anybody he can to make money for himself.
Trump is like a kid in a candy store with this debt ceiling thing. I mean, in his experience, he borrows money, loses it in bad real estate deals, declares close to a billion dollars in other people's losses on his tax return and never pays income tax again. Do that enough, you he become a billionaire. Brilliant! So, I don't think he cares about debt because he's just going to write it off on some celestial tax return he thinks the U. S. fills out.
Of course, there's actually nothing wrong with raising the debt ceiling. We're the richest country; people love to invest in us. But, the Republicans really, really, really hate that. Really.
He's your guy, Republicans. Remember that.
And, he's on record saying "that he might seek to reduce the national debt by persuading creditors to accept something less than full payment." Translation: this means stiffing the lenders. Own Treasuries? Bye bye money. I think he's seen the error of that way of thinking, but you never know. As we all know by now, Trump indulges in only two pastimes: golf, and stiffing anybody he can to make money for himself.
Trump is like a kid in a candy store with this debt ceiling thing. I mean, in his experience, he borrows money, loses it in bad real estate deals, declares close to a billion dollars in other people's losses on his tax return and never pays income tax again. Do that enough, you he become a billionaire. Brilliant! So, I don't think he cares about debt because he's just going to write it off on some celestial tax return he thinks the U. S. fills out.
Of course, there's actually nothing wrong with raising the debt ceiling. We're the richest country; people love to invest in us. But, the Republicans really, really, really hate that. Really.
He's your guy, Republicans. Remember that.
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I do not like any of the images this article calls up in my mind. I laughed out loud...the old analogue way
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If Mr. Ryan & company had opened their mouths against Trump back in 2015, they wouldn't be in this situation now. Karma!
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If you give 100 monkeys typewriters, and set them all to furiously typing, one of them will eventually produce an intelligible sentence that may even be, "Paul, I agree with Chuck and Nancy”. This is apparently what happened the other day at the White House. After months of spouting gibberish, Trump, obeying statistical laws, uttered a sane statement. Enjoy it now, because we may have to wait until the next eclipse before it happens again.
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Brlliant!
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How can anyone who put their faith in the Republican Party possibly continue to respect the GOP leadership? This was the leadership that saw Rosemary's baby--the Trump Presidential campaign--for what it clearly was. Despite this first hand knowledge, they failed to strangle this hellish spawn in its cribs. Then they allowed it to mature into their party's horrifying candidate. Finally, they failed to follow George Will's advice to do all within their power to assure that the Monster would never inhabit the White House.
The GOP leadership and establishment fully deserve the bitter fruits of their all but criminal negligence.
The GOP leadership and establishment fully deserve the bitter fruits of their all but criminal negligence.
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But do the rest of us?
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I bet Boehner is basking in the quiet hum of his private life at how much easier it is to merely meditate his daughters' tiffs, rather than trying to wrangle consensus for that overzealous list of goals his successor has!
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@Amanda, nothing like a merlot with a marlboro (h/t Maureen Dowd). Maybe a phone call to the Obamas, now that Mr Boehner no longer needs to sneak into the WH
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Walk and chew gum simultaneously? Maybe. Obstruct and fail to govern at the same time? Obviously.
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Is nobody going to comment on how, by embracing Schumer, trump has upended his entire lifelong business model?
trump regularly refuses to pay his bills on some pretext, and when the contractor threatens a lawsuit, he responds that his team of lawyers will keep the suit bogged down in courts forever -- and the contractor ends up settling for 65 cents on the dollar.
Eliminate future debt votes? Automatically paying your bills like other countries? Imagine trump looking into the bathroom mirror and saying "Who ARE you?"
That's why I know this won't last.
He just wanted something to sign, just to declare victory. If the Republicans can't give that to him, then he'll fool the Democrats into thinking he agrees with something so contrary to his entire character.
And I use the term 'character' quite loosely here.
trump regularly refuses to pay his bills on some pretext, and when the contractor threatens a lawsuit, he responds that his team of lawyers will keep the suit bogged down in courts forever -- and the contractor ends up settling for 65 cents on the dollar.
Eliminate future debt votes? Automatically paying your bills like other countries? Imagine trump looking into the bathroom mirror and saying "Who ARE you?"
That's why I know this won't last.
He just wanted something to sign, just to declare victory. If the Republicans can't give that to him, then he'll fool the Democrats into thinking he agrees with something so contrary to his entire character.
And I use the term 'character' quite loosely here.
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I view the easy deal between Donald, Nancy, and Chuck in another way entirely.
Nancy and Chuck are familiar human beings. They laugh, on occasion, express rational disappointment, enjoy most people, and ignored, disparaged, and ridiculed by McConnell and Ryan, for years. Donald knows their pain, and likes clubs. Nancy and Chuck are the newest members at White House Mar-A-Lago. Democrats are way more fun.
Nancy and Chuck are familiar human beings. They laugh, on occasion, express rational disappointment, enjoy most people, and ignored, disparaged, and ridiculed by McConnell and Ryan, for years. Donald knows their pain, and likes clubs. Nancy and Chuck are the newest members at White House Mar-A-Lago. Democrats are way more fun.
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This entire tribe of the current GOP are just "game show hosts" to me.
I am reminded of Ryans ongoing quotes of Ann Rands 'Atlas Shrugged". The ideology; Stop carrying the burden of the world yourself; work for your own benefit, not that of others.
Ryan's calm, self important posture and arrogant smirk is that of an elitist.
I sit back and watch this house majority fall apart bit by bit. You Mr. Ryan and the entire republican posey underestimate the American public.
I am reminded of Ryans ongoing quotes of Ann Rands 'Atlas Shrugged". The ideology; Stop carrying the burden of the world yourself; work for your own benefit, not that of others.
Ryan's calm, self important posture and arrogant smirk is that of an elitist.
I sit back and watch this house majority fall apart bit by bit. You Mr. Ryan and the entire republican posey underestimate the American public.
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What do you mean, "frustrated Republicans can't get rid of Trump"? There are new grounds for impeachment at least every week. They can get rid of him, but they still hope he will provide them with cover for a massive upward redistribution of wealth via "tax reform."
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Pence would fall in line. He is as bad as Trump, only is neater and his sentences, spoken with forked tongue, are complete.
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Funding should be withheld. It is simply an assumption that Texas, for example, cannot "handle" this crisis themselves. Take Katrina as a base, determine measures (houses rebuilt, people re-housed, meals delivered, schools re-opened, roads cleared, electricity lines restored, and so on) and compare, in 10 years, how well the FEMA-led recovery did (Katrina) vs what would be essentially a partnership between the state and the private sector.
If FEMA did better, then you have proof that the federal system provides a superior solution, and can claim objective correctness when determining regulations (sorry, it is proven that you must build houses in this way, this high, using these materials, etc) and taxes (sorry, you have hurricanes every ten years costing 100 billion to fix and so you need to come up with 100 billion over 10 years, adjusted for inflation). You have a similar case for the state if the opposite is true.
This is a great opportunity for honesty. The only reason it is not being taken is that the political class hates certainty (lies and propaganda are much harder when truth is irrefutable -- look at the EPA for a running case study). If you really do believe in the power of entrepreneurship, freedom, and self-actualization then you must vote against aid.
If FEMA did better, then you have proof that the federal system provides a superior solution, and can claim objective correctness when determining regulations (sorry, it is proven that you must build houses in this way, this high, using these materials, etc) and taxes (sorry, you have hurricanes every ten years costing 100 billion to fix and so you need to come up with 100 billion over 10 years, adjusted for inflation). You have a similar case for the state if the opposite is true.
This is a great opportunity for honesty. The only reason it is not being taken is that the political class hates certainty (lies and propaganda are much harder when truth is irrefutable -- look at the EPA for a running case study). If you really do believe in the power of entrepreneurship, freedom, and self-actualization then you must vote against aid.
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The Republican Party is only a coalition focused on social issues. It's highest priority is to seat conservative judges for the courts. They've done that with remarkable efficiency.
When it comes to economic and fiscal issues it's not a party at all. They never vote together. The Tea Party/Freedom Caucus zealots always vote no on spending and taxes. They do it every year for every budget and every debt ceiling. Two decades ago, they could and they did shut down the government. Now they can't.
We already know they won't vote yes on anything in December.
When it comes to economic and fiscal issues it's not a party at all. They never vote together. The Tea Party/Freedom Caucus zealots always vote no on spending and taxes. They do it every year for every budget and every debt ceiling. Two decades ago, they could and they did shut down the government. Now they can't.
We already know they won't vote yes on anything in December.
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We have had a conservative Supreme Court for some time now and the court has produced a number of egregious decisions such as Citizens United that did nothing but further destroy true democracy. The ruling Republicans seem to want benefits only for the wealthy who don't understand that the cost of being an American requires paying a fair share in taxes.
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Isn't their highest priority to reelect themselves?
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Does talking about investigating Hillary's emails and build a wall, without doing either, count as doing two things at once, or does one actually have to be doing them? Talking about making America great again while simultaneously destroying it? Is that two or one?
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What if, what if, what if? This all begs the question, "What about the 2018 and 2020 elections? Is the DNC joining ranks and choosing someone to run against Trump? Are they knuckling down for the mid-terms?
Walking and chewing is pretty simple when compared to thinking and caring about your country.
Walking and chewing is pretty simple when compared to thinking and caring about your country.
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Those who founded our country had to deal with writing the Declaration of Independence, fighting the Revolutionary War, drafting the Constitution, and then so many heroes sacrificed so much in the War of 1812, the Civil War, the two World Wars, Korea, and Vietnam.
They all must be rolling in their graves as they consider the destructive, deceptive, sanctimonious, and self-serving hypocrites allowed to control this current farcical tragedy we call our government.
Our "so-called" government. That is, for as long as we allow it.
Keep in mind that change is as close as the ballot box (or the mailbox) during the next election. It's a system that's been working for us for almost a quarter of a millennium. And it's the best system we've got.
They all must be rolling in their graves as they consider the destructive, deceptive, sanctimonious, and self-serving hypocrites allowed to control this current farcical tragedy we call our government.
Our "so-called" government. That is, for as long as we allow it.
Keep in mind that change is as close as the ballot box (or the mailbox) during the next election. It's a system that's been working for us for almost a quarter of a millennium. And it's the best system we've got.
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Rather than listing wars, I would simply say "wars and conflicts" since our men and women are fighting right now in Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere, and they are obviously heroes, too.
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It IS a shame that lack of preparation leads us to a point where crisis dictates how we vote. If only we'd paid attention to global warming BEFORE it raised the sea levels enough to leave fish swimming in the Mar-o-waterlog-o lobby.
For once, I'd agree with the only Representative named for a second tier Hostess snack.
And as for the efficacy of Congress, that Ryan has so much faith in? Well, sure they can walk and chew gum at the same time. The problem is that they cannot walk, chew gum and THINK at the same time. Not can they W, CG, T and use their souls at the same time. That has been our problem for a while now.
For once, I'd agree with the only Representative named for a second tier Hostess snack.
And as for the efficacy of Congress, that Ryan has so much faith in? Well, sure they can walk and chew gum at the same time. The problem is that they cannot walk, chew gum and THINK at the same time. Not can they W, CG, T and use their souls at the same time. That has been our problem for a while now.
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Global warming measures would not necessarily have eliminated the likes of Harvey & Irma. But better city planning would mitigate the consequences.
@ A Brown, or all of the above. An ounce of prevention and all...
"Really, people, can you imagine anything worse than being Paul Ryan?"
Better to be Paul Ryan than governed by Paul Ryan.
I'm sure the Speaker finds his lack of a spine challenging in his current occupation, but living in a country governed by a Party that believes Paul Ryan is a serious, competent, policy wonk is not a lot of fun either.
On a more positive note, I find the GOP's continued insistence that Ted Yoho is a sentient human being, a welcome humorous distraction.
Better to be Paul Ryan than governed by Paul Ryan.
I'm sure the Speaker finds his lack of a spine challenging in his current occupation, but living in a country governed by a Party that believes Paul Ryan is a serious, competent, policy wonk is not a lot of fun either.
On a more positive note, I find the GOP's continued insistence that Ted Yoho is a sentient human being, a welcome humorous distraction.
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I could be wrong but I remain convinced that Trump did this just to get back at McConnell who mildly criticized him in a speech a few weeks ago. Trump will always choose revenge over anything else,
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I am absolutely convinced trump did this to get revenge on Ryan and McConnell and all the GOP that he considers traitors to him.
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I am a Chicagoan who donated to Randy Bryce, Ryan's opponent in the next Wisconsin election. Ryan's defeat would make me so happy, a landslide defeat would make me jump up and down with joy.
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the biggest battles are not between republicans and democrats, but between the Executive branch and the Legislative branch. the President has upset this battle for power which surprised his own party leaders in congress. boo hoo. not a big deal now and will cause a power grab come early december. maybe the congressmen and women will have to work while going to the cocktail parties in the holiday period. boo hoo. it is hard to work with a hang over.
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The heartiest laugh I have had in months! Thank you.
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Once a vice presidential nominee, and if Romney had won in 2012, Ryan would be standing in the wings to take over in 2020, easy peasy. Instead, he wimped out all through the 2016 presidential race, refusing to condemn Trump, and he now has Trump bouncing off the walls of the White House and nowhere to hide. Obamacare failure. Fiscal failure this week. DACA failure to come. A drubbing in the 2018 elections. His own dreams are fading as fast as those of the Dreamers. But he has only his own moral failure to blame.
J
J
538
Somewhere along the line it became media lore that Paul Ryan is an intelligent guy. This now seems questionable. Real questionable. He is like that lout of Thurber's who while he was not as dumb as an ox, he was no smarter either.
Then the sterling Ms. Collins brings up the specter of Newt Gingrich....
Then the sterling Ms. Collins brings up the specter of Newt Gingrich....
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I never thought Trump could be impeached because " his party" was in the majority. It's now clearer than ever that Trump has no party, no plan, no moral compass and is in so far over his head that he may actually need Democrats to protect him from the GOP's revenge. You can't make this stuff up and it would oh so entertaining if it were not so dangerous.
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A) Gail Collins is always a witty, funny read
B) Republicans voting against relief for historically devastating disasters in their own states pretty much sums up the state of the Republican Party
C) Will this ever end and will America return to some measure of respectability
D) probably not in my lifetime
B) Republicans voting against relief for historically devastating disasters in their own states pretty much sums up the state of the Republican Party
C) Will this ever end and will America return to some measure of respectability
D) probably not in my lifetime
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Time was, Theodore H. White would write a history of a campaign. You know, a historian. I don't intend to read Ms. Clinton's version of history. The audio excerpts I have heard about the debate incident have made my skin crawl, remembering what it looked like and listening to the way Ms. Clinton talks about it. Mind you, I supported Ms. Clinton and still would, were it a rematch with Pres. Trump. The country doesn't need this, though. Ms. Clinton doesn't need the money nor the kind of publicity she is going to get, which isn't going to help her standing with the American people. It no doubt illuminates Ms. Clinton's thinking now and during the campaign, but maybe she could have shared her personal travails with Huma Abedin and left it at that. Speaker Ryan supposedly didn't want the job in the first place. Is he wishing he had never had that second thought?
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She's a private citizen and the most famous woman in America. She doesn't owe Americans a vote on her "standing." Buy the book or don't, but she has the right to earn as much or as little money as she can.
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Republicans are continually enacting policies that serve to slowly erode the foundations of the country, every day. But the news is not all bad.
We are certainly distracted by GOP smoke and mirrors with issues such as North Korea, Russia, DACA, the debt limit, tax cuts, health care, education, the environment, climate change, and ongoing natural disasters.
Here are some things that have not been that widely reported:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/29/politics/president-trump-legislation/index...
So don't be fooled. Republicans can walk and chew gum at the same time. They're doing it right in front of us. We just need to keep our eyes open.
We are certainly distracted by GOP smoke and mirrors with issues such as North Korea, Russia, DACA, the debt limit, tax cuts, health care, education, the environment, climate change, and ongoing natural disasters.
Here are some things that have not been that widely reported:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/29/politics/president-trump-legislation/index...
So don't be fooled. Republicans can walk and chew gum at the same time. They're doing it right in front of us. We just need to keep our eyes open.
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Thrilled that the Republicans will be getting a small taste of their own medicine with playing hostage withs the debt ceiling for the last eight years. If Democrats are able to wrangle any concession out of this congress, go right ahead.
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In thinking about disaster aid for the victims of Harvey and Irma, one cannot help but be struck by the governors of Texas and Florida rapidly waiving numerous environmental protection regulations in an effort (dubious?) to mitigate the impacts of the storms. As they turn their attention to the massive clean-up, rebuilding, and repair challenges awaiting their states and the need for tens of thousands of workers to repair infrastructure, operate heavy machinery, hang drywall, lay brick, pour and finish concrete, plumb, install electric lines, frame houses, shingle roofs, paint, landscape, and myriad other critical skills, will they relax restrictions on just who can work legally in Texas and Florida? Perhaps they might offer a quick path to citizenship for hardworking skilled men and women who contribute to the rebuilding effort. Just sayin'.
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I've often wondered what becomes a republic when it stands alone as a supreme super power on the planet. I've mulled what would characterize its stance in the global scheme of things. I've contemplated what becomes it, and its citizenry, when it suffers from no real threat or opposition. Now I know. It eats its own.
So it goes.
John~
American Net'Zen
So it goes.
John~
American Net'Zen
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At first I thought the deal with Chuck and Nancy showed Trump being smart for once. A government shutdown over disaster relief was not going to play well anywhere.
But then I realized the answer is much more simple. There were a dozen or so people sitting around the Oval Office that day. Chuck and Nancy came prepared, ready to deal. The rest did not and the President, with his famously short attention span, went with the ones who had done their homework. It was only a middling legislative victory, but it was a victory, and Trump is desperate to have something to sign that his administration didn't write.
But then I realized the answer is much more simple. There were a dozen or so people sitting around the Oval Office that day. Chuck and Nancy came prepared, ready to deal. The rest did not and the President, with his famously short attention span, went with the ones who had done their homework. It was only a middling legislative victory, but it was a victory, and Trump is desperate to have something to sign that his administration didn't write.
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He may not actually understand this Democratic / Republican thing. Someone may have told him this country is a democratic republic and got him all confused.
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If Chuck and Nancy threw a party with a NYC military style parade with entirely Trump looking Presidential floats, they could have everything the Dems have ever wanted, and a second scoop of ice cream too.
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"... Who better to take command than one of the two most irritating ex-public officials in America?" Is that why Gingrich is popping up here and there, he thinks the American people need him to finish the mess he started? A man who simply models the spirit of cooperative lawmaking.
Last Q: C: these images a severe unpleasant visceral reaction.
It doesn't look as if we are going to see any long term planning take place when Congress can barely figure it out month to month. It is making it cleaer however: Trump may be the supreme narcissist, w used to everything be "my way or the highway," - but many Republican members of Congress are equally short sighted and stuck in the my way and the country be doomed mode. Their arrogance is simply not expressed in uncontrolled free range twitters for all to see.
Last Q: C: these images a severe unpleasant visceral reaction.
It doesn't look as if we are going to see any long term planning take place when Congress can barely figure it out month to month. It is making it cleaer however: Trump may be the supreme narcissist, w used to everything be "my way or the highway," - but many Republican members of Congress are equally short sighted and stuck in the my way and the country be doomed mode. Their arrogance is simply not expressed in uncontrolled free range twitters for all to see.
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The longer Republicans are in control of the House (17 of 21 years and counting and continue to get nothing done makes me wonder about the sanity of the public. Why does the public keep reelecting such incompetents?
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"The public" doesn't elect them, unfortunately. Their constituents in their precisely gerrymandered districts do, and for most the of the GOP, the main concern is a primary challenge from the right.
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McConnell and Ryan were reportedly "livid" when Trump made a deal with Democrats to provide relief to victims of Harvey and raise the debt-ceiling for three months. So that's what it takes to spark their outrage: compassion and economic sanity. As Michael Gerson said last night, Trump's remarks after Charlottesville didn't do it, when he gave a pass to white supremacists. Nor did his misogynistic remarks about a TV personality. Nor did his lies about President Obama "tapping" him, and about countless other things.
It's nice to know that these GOP leaders have the capacity for outrage over something. I suppose.
It's nice to know that these GOP leaders have the capacity for outrage over something. I suppose.
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Look at it this way. You know where their priorities are, eh?
"Really, people, can you imagine anything worse than being Paul Ryan?"
Yeah, Gail, I can--living with Paul Ryan (although he does spend some days in DC).
Unfortunately the country has to until this unhappy excuse for political leadership gets booted. And yeah, sure there might be somebody worse, but that might lead to bigger and better fights and who doesn't want those?
And really, to watch Mitch McConnell grind his teeth was the most priceless gift of all.
Anybody excited this new-found (and likely one-time) compromising spirit that led to this 3-month extension of a government's basic duty should undergo a mental fitness test.
And the idea of bringing anyone in to bring order to the House is patently absurd. Why not Gingrich or Santorum? Why not George Bush or Barack Obama? Or even Jeb Bush--hey, I'd like to see "Mr. Low Energy" get to rub elbows with the Prez.
The GOP made their beds while the whole country watched (and a good portion voted for them). I wish them nothing but chaos to match their behavior under the former administration.
We are at the point where the country is better off doing nothing, given the things they could be doing that benefit only 1% of voters. Except for the debt ceiling and hurricane relief--as another hurricane comes calling.
Yeah, Gail, I can--living with Paul Ryan (although he does spend some days in DC).
Unfortunately the country has to until this unhappy excuse for political leadership gets booted. And yeah, sure there might be somebody worse, but that might lead to bigger and better fights and who doesn't want those?
And really, to watch Mitch McConnell grind his teeth was the most priceless gift of all.
Anybody excited this new-found (and likely one-time) compromising spirit that led to this 3-month extension of a government's basic duty should undergo a mental fitness test.
And the idea of bringing anyone in to bring order to the House is patently absurd. Why not Gingrich or Santorum? Why not George Bush or Barack Obama? Or even Jeb Bush--hey, I'd like to see "Mr. Low Energy" get to rub elbows with the Prez.
The GOP made their beds while the whole country watched (and a good portion voted for them). I wish them nothing but chaos to match their behavior under the former administration.
We are at the point where the country is better off doing nothing, given the things they could be doing that benefit only 1% of voters. Except for the debt ceiling and hurricane relief--as another hurricane comes calling.
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It appears that Donald Trump has joined The Resistance.
The Resistance against the Republican Party, that is.
The Republican Party has been a party of obstruction since the election of Barack Obama. The media's glorification of Glenn Beck and the Tea Party Resistance) gave birth to Donald Trump, Apprentice Birther. That morphed into our current Presidential Apprentice, who like a broken clock, is right twice a day. The clock has been broken for a while, actually, but with the exit of Bannon and the installation of Kelly, it appears to have been winded or the batteries replaced. The President has finally made a deal and it is with the Democrats.
45 finally sees that the Republicans can't get anything done. They truly are the party of NO. They are the enemies of true Americans. There are individual Republicans who are just fine, like John Kasich. In fact, there was a time when I admired Chris Christie -- more than I did Hillary Clinton (but I think that's because I was infected with the media's disparagement of the First Lady). But Republicans as a group are lock step against America.
Trump made that deal with Chuck and Nancy because he needed a win. Kelly probably had a large part in that . Like Steve Bannon said, the old Trump Presidency has finished. Good. It was pretty poisonous. Let's have more deals with "Chuck and Nancy." Let's save Obamacare. Let's save DACA. Let's save LGBTQ rights. Let's build infrastructure. Let's make America great again.
The Resistance against the Republican Party, that is.
The Republican Party has been a party of obstruction since the election of Barack Obama. The media's glorification of Glenn Beck and the Tea Party Resistance) gave birth to Donald Trump, Apprentice Birther. That morphed into our current Presidential Apprentice, who like a broken clock, is right twice a day. The clock has been broken for a while, actually, but with the exit of Bannon and the installation of Kelly, it appears to have been winded or the batteries replaced. The President has finally made a deal and it is with the Democrats.
45 finally sees that the Republicans can't get anything done. They truly are the party of NO. They are the enemies of true Americans. There are individual Republicans who are just fine, like John Kasich. In fact, there was a time when I admired Chris Christie -- more than I did Hillary Clinton (but I think that's because I was infected with the media's disparagement of the First Lady). But Republicans as a group are lock step against America.
Trump made that deal with Chuck and Nancy because he needed a win. Kelly probably had a large part in that . Like Steve Bannon said, the old Trump Presidency has finished. Good. It was pretty poisonous. Let's have more deals with "Chuck and Nancy." Let's save Obamacare. Let's save DACA. Let's save LGBTQ rights. Let's build infrastructure. Let's make America great again.
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It is not a matter of Congress can do two things at once ( any actions ), but rather if they are forced ( via the press, from us, or from the President himself ) to actually take a vote on something.
Whenever there is regular order and representatives are forced to take an up or down vote, then they actually accomplish a lot in a short period of time. The problem is that those votes are few and far between.
When it does happen though ( as you point out ) we see who is voting ( hypocritically or not ) on the issue(s). Then we can vote on them accordingly every two years after seeing that they do not represent us.
Illumination is a wonderful thing.
Whenever there is regular order and representatives are forced to take an up or down vote, then they actually accomplish a lot in a short period of time. The problem is that those votes are few and far between.
When it does happen though ( as you point out ) we see who is voting ( hypocritically or not ) on the issue(s). Then we can vote on them accordingly every two years after seeing that they do not represent us.
Illumination is a wonderful thing.
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Ti is clearly suspect when we are told that Trump's first constructive action is to cooperate with the Democrats. Trump has been portrayed as all kinds of incompetent and evil. But that goes away when he cooperates with Schumer and Pelosi. I find it hard not to conclude that all the attacks against Trump are political, and that if he were a Democrat, all would be forgiven.
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Trump actually IS a Democrat.
Why he jumped to the other side is beyond me.
He is a New York City Trump Tower Democrat.
Why he jumped to the other side is beyond me.
He is a New York City Trump Tower Democrat.
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No, all would not be forgiven if he were a Democrat, but then, Democrats would never, never, allow a man like Trump to come close to elected office, much less the presidency.
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I for one haven't forgiven anything. The best description I heard is that Trump just wanted a deal -- it didn't really matter what it was; he is a man of action, not reflection. The Democrats brought him a deal and the Republicans did not: a lesson for both sides going forward perhaps. But that doesn't mean he's not a boorish, sophomoric, narcissist who has no business being president and, as long as he is, is forever and always an embarrassment and a danger.
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What could Trump, Schumer and Pelosi possibly have in common? Money. Trump and Pelosi are rich and Schumer is Wall Street's water boy. All three know that not raising the debt ceiling would roil the markets, affecting their holdings and their backers' holdings. Whenever you see "bipartisanship" in this country, overarching greed is the prime motivator.
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All you have to do is watch the first 5 minutes of the Apprentice. The opening song is about money. His tower is full of gold.
Trump made a deal to get richer.
Let's make AMERICA rich.
Trump made a deal to get richer.
Let's make AMERICA rich.
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In that's case, let's hear it for "overarching greed"! Doing the right thing for the wrong reason is still doing the right thing.
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Well, if Trump's willingness to work with the Democrats isn't enough for the Republicans to find a reason to get rid of him, I don't know what will.
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On election night 2016, Paul Ryan remarked that it looked like a great evening for the nation. Not quite.
Ten months later, we see that the GOP, with the House, Senate and White House, are incapable of governing. Congressional Republicans are the party of no. Trump bullies instead of leading.
Congressional Democrats are the only prospect for legislative progress. Let's all remember that come the midterm elections, and make that a great event for the country.
Ten months later, we see that the GOP, with the House, Senate and White House, are incapable of governing. Congressional Republicans are the party of no. Trump bullies instead of leading.
Congressional Democrats are the only prospect for legislative progress. Let's all remember that come the midterm elections, and make that a great event for the country.
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Paul Ryan is a hypocrite. He's allowed to benefit from Social Security and Health Care but wants no one else to get it.
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As bad as the natural disasters are, I hope they are a wake-up call to the Republicans in Congress. Stop the political posturing and games. Raise the debt ceiling to match the already-voted-on spending and tax laws. It's math. And vote for the disaster relief. Thousands of people will be financially ruined, homeless. Perhaps even a few million for a short while. Get real.
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Ryan has done nothing so far, the House has done nothing, the Senate has done a little, and Trump has done multiple wheelies or 180's in international agreements, policies toward friends and foes alike, let alone domestically. An amazing manifestation of leadership by a country that claims the mantle of global power.
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America still stands strong because our checks and balances are in place.
General Kelly is taking care of things.
This is a great country.
General Kelly is taking care of things.
This is a great country.
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The democrats helped the republicans and Trump.
Everyone but the insane Freedom Caucus wants to run on a platform of cutting taxes and increasing deficit spending, and this is giving them Democratic cover to do so.
Everyone but the insane Freedom Caucus wants to run on a platform of cutting taxes and increasing deficit spending, and this is giving them Democratic cover to do so.
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If the Democrats would now propose a DACA Act, a set of amendments to the ACA, a moderate tax reform act and an infrastructure bill, and if Mr. Trump were to once again strong arm enough Republicans to go along with it...
OK, that ain't gonna happen, but if it DID, "Make America Great Again" just might turn into more than an empty advertising slogan.
OK, that ain't gonna happen, but if it DID, "Make America Great Again" just might turn into more than an empty advertising slogan.
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The real problem here is the Trump supporters. They are being led by a GPS device that has no data in it. Enter your destination and as you go along you realize you are headed in the wrong direction. But you stay with the device's offerings, no matter where it leads you even if you are going around in circles. The first thing they need to do is figure out where they REALLY want to go. Then accept the fact that the unit you are using is defective. And either try the competition's device. Or stop into the local gas station and see if they have any of the good old fashion road maps you can spread out on the hood. Sooner or later, though, you need to accept the fact you can't get there from here. So make sure you use the restroom before you resume your journey. It's going to be a long ride.
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The supporters are 30% of the population.
The other 70% needs to VOTE. They need to SHOW UP and VOTE.
The other 70% needs to VOTE. They need to SHOW UP and VOTE.
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Good analysis. Supporters are bonkers and their GPS device has gone haywire.
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And before Republicans can walk, they will have to learn to chew gum and tie their shoe laces.
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Currently, members of Congress have spit their gum on the hallowed halls of the capital or hid it under their chairs or desks. Their shoes and sometimes their suits are stuck; making it impossible for them to move legislation.
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Hillary's book tour? Think she'll be at a few books stores, signing books and perhaps sharing a few thoughts about her life, the 2016 campaign and how to survive in Trump's America? Nope.
She's coming to Washington, DC and will be at the Warner Theatre. Tickets for this range from a low of $129 to as much as $599. I voted for her and am absolutely crushed by who sits in The Oval Office these days. But it was sadly enough things like this, that showed just awful judgement, that led to her defeat.
She's coming to Washington, DC and will be at the Warner Theatre. Tickets for this range from a low of $129 to as much as $599. I voted for her and am absolutely crushed by who sits in The Oval Office these days. But it was sadly enough things like this, that showed just awful judgement, that led to her defeat.
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Why can men like Mitt Romney give speeches for $$$ but Hillary can't charge $129? People growled at Romney a bit but nothing like what Hillary gets.
I wouldn't pay a dime to see her speak and wasn't planning on buying her book but I think I will read it now just as an act of Resistance.
And I was one who Felt the Bern in '16.
I wouldn't pay a dime to see her speak and wasn't planning on buying her book but I think I will read it now just as an act of Resistance.
And I was one who Felt the Bern in '16.
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Your post gives me the final reason to wish that Hillary would accept her defeat and move on. Al Gore did it -- by finding a worthwhile cause and championing it. Jimmy Carter is building houses at the age of almost 93. Hillary can't seem to stop herself from wanting the spotlight, justification, and more and more money. Some of "what happened" was because people could see this petty side of her -- and I voted for her.
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Steve, Hillary has the right to do as she pleases. Don't buy a ticket, don't buy her book, and relax.
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It is not a matter of Congress can do two things at once ( any actions ), but rather if they are forced ( via the press, from us, or from the President himself ) to actually take a vote on something.
Whenever there is regular order and representatives are forced to take an up or down vote, then they actually accomplish a lot in a short period of time. The problem is that those votes are few and far between.
When it does happen though ( as you point out ) we see who is voting ( hypocritically or not ) on the issue(s). Then we can vote on them accordingly every two years after seeing that they do not represent us.
Illumination is a wonderful thing.
Whenever there is regular order and representatives are forced to take an up or down vote, then they actually accomplish a lot in a short period of time. The problem is that those votes are few and far between.
When it does happen though ( as you point out ) we see who is voting ( hypocritically or not ) on the issue(s). Then we can vote on them accordingly every two years after seeing that they do not represent us.
Illumination is a wonderful thing.
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Since none of the Republicans actually want to accomplish any good, it's best that the chaos led by Trump and ignored or condoned by Republicans just continues until the 2018 elections. If something good needs to be done, like disaster relief, we can be certain that Democrats will do the right thing and a few Republicans will join them although possibly for the wrong reasons.
But if Trump does take a reasonable position on anything, we can be assured that it is only because that position coincidentally serves his self-interest; it would have nothing to do with good governance.
But if Trump does take a reasonable position on anything, we can be assured that it is only because that position coincidentally serves his self-interest; it would have nothing to do with good governance.
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"I think that is ridiculous and disgraceful, that they want to play politics with the debt ceiling at this moment when we have fellow citizens in need to respond to these hurricanes so that we do not strand them."--Paul Ryan
In the era of Trump it has become increasingly difficult to imagine what the upper limit of conservative hypocrisy and vapidity looks like. For me, the self-righteous outrage from Mr. Ryan sets the current mark. It was his party that developed the concept of the U.S. credit rating being held hostage as a "leverage point" to achieve political ends.
Mr. Ryan has no shame, which is why he was able to publicly endorse an absurdly unqualified and dangerous man to be a Republican president. Now he is having difficulty with Trump's behavior? No sympathy here. None.
In the era of Trump it has become increasingly difficult to imagine what the upper limit of conservative hypocrisy and vapidity looks like. For me, the self-righteous outrage from Mr. Ryan sets the current mark. It was his party that developed the concept of the U.S. credit rating being held hostage as a "leverage point" to achieve political ends.
Mr. Ryan has no shame, which is why he was able to publicly endorse an absurdly unqualified and dangerous man to be a Republican president. Now he is having difficulty with Trump's behavior? No sympathy here. None.
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Trump is smart enough to recognize that a government shutdown during a national emergency is detrimental to his brand. The people who are impacted by recent events are his supporters. What's really frightening is that 100 Republicans actually voted against disaster relief and raising the debt ceiling including 4 from Texas.
Republicans control all three branches of government. Yet they are proving that even when they have power they cannot effectively govern. Seriously what is their problem. You do not play politics during moments of crisis if you want to stay in power.
If Trump can manage to work with Democrats and bring Washington back to making bipartisan solutions more power to him. I don't agree with him fundamentally but I'm tired of the gridlock. There's that old saying that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Republicans control all three branches of government. Yet they are proving that even when they have power they cannot effectively govern. Seriously what is their problem. You do not play politics during moments of crisis if you want to stay in power.
If Trump can manage to work with Democrats and bring Washington back to making bipartisan solutions more power to him. I don't agree with him fundamentally but I'm tired of the gridlock. There's that old saying that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Poor Paul Ryan has become the Rodney Dangerfield of Congress, and thanks to Gail, no one's going to forget all the things he does to earn, "no respect." This will be yet another case when history values the reporter more than the subject of the report. Every new installment of the "Chronicles of Collins" offers sharper wit and better laughs. Let's have more.
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It's been a week of pundits on both sides in trump attribution mode: he's a terrible deal maker; he's the best deal maker; and just about every position in between.
White House staff, however, have been quoted with something closer to the truth than anything the pundits have come up with:
1) he was bored with the meeting, wanted it to end quickly, and just happened to be mad at the republicans at that moment; and
2) he's beside himself with joy at all the positive press he subsequently received from the "liberal press"...and we know that's something he has spent his entire life wanting and not ever getting enough of.
And Trump hasn't ever liked the Republicans, he used them and their extreme policies to rally a cult...what he really wants is to hang out with Chuck and Nancy and Hillary and Bill, all the while deceiving himself into believing they think he's the greatest president ever.
Trump's involvement in anything good getting done will always be by accident and not because he learned the subject matter and made a considered decision. Ratings, only ratings rule his mind.
White House staff, however, have been quoted with something closer to the truth than anything the pundits have come up with:
1) he was bored with the meeting, wanted it to end quickly, and just happened to be mad at the republicans at that moment; and
2) he's beside himself with joy at all the positive press he subsequently received from the "liberal press"...and we know that's something he has spent his entire life wanting and not ever getting enough of.
And Trump hasn't ever liked the Republicans, he used them and their extreme policies to rally a cult...what he really wants is to hang out with Chuck and Nancy and Hillary and Bill, all the while deceiving himself into believing they think he's the greatest president ever.
Trump's involvement in anything good getting done will always be by accident and not because he learned the subject matter and made a considered decision. Ratings, only ratings rule his mind.
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It is not a matter of Congress can do two things at once ( any actions ), but rather if they are forced ( via the press, from us, or from the President himself ) to actually take a vote on something.
Whenever there is regular order and representatives are forced to take an up or down vote, then they actually accomplish a lot in a short period of time. The problem is that those votes are few and far between.
When it does happen though ( as you point out ) we see who is voting ( hypocritically or not ) on the issue(s). Then we can vote on them accordingly every two years after seeing that they do not represent us.
Illumination is a wonderful thing.
Whenever there is regular order and representatives are forced to take an up or down vote, then they actually accomplish a lot in a short period of time. The problem is that those votes are few and far between.
When it does happen though ( as you point out ) we see who is voting ( hypocritically or not ) on the issue(s). Then we can vote on them accordingly every two years after seeing that they do not represent us.
Illumination is a wonderful thing.
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Here's the thing: Up to this point, all Trump has been able to accomplish is to sign orders to undo things Obama did. He hasn't actually "done" anything. Why not? Because the Republicans in Congress can't "do" anything. They're a pathetic joke, and have all made their bones selling the idea that government can't function to do anything positive. Oh, and they've also had lots of practice making sure government - at least under Obama - couldn't do anything at all.
So, if Trump wants to "do" something, he has to deal with the party that actually believes government can work for the common good. That's the Democrats - not that this incarnation of them is worth much more than a bucket of warm spit, but they're still head and shoulders above McConnell, Ryan, and the various nihilistic "Freedom" caucuses.
So, if Trump wants to "do" something, he has to deal with the party that actually believes government can work for the common good. That's the Democrats - not that this incarnation of them is worth much more than a bucket of warm spit, but they're still head and shoulders above McConnell, Ryan, and the various nihilistic "Freedom" caucuses.
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The Republican leadership has been reduced to the guys with the shovels who follow the elephants in a parade. The star of the show spouts some sort of waste and the shovel guys try to get it out of sight as quickly as possible while whistling John Phillip Soussa marches to appear patriotic. The gall of speaker Ryan accusing Democrats of playing politics with the debt limit. Before the Republicans took over the Congress, with their majorities and their filibusters, nobody was even aware of the debt limit votes. They were automatic because they were directly tied to the good will and faith of the American economy. Republicans didn't see a problem with wrecking the credit of the United States of America as long as it happened on a Democrat's watch. If it takes a President I can't stand reaching across the aisles to get things done, it will be worth it, just to get rid of that unAmerican "Hastert" rule, where a majority of the Republican Reps. must be in favor of a bill before it can be brought to the floor. Ryan and McConell are being shown the respect they deserve. They may have important titles but they have chosen to trade in their integrity, their honor and their oaths for a pair of shovels. A good thing too because, with this President, the days are filled with shovel ready projects.
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I've read lots of biting descriptions of the hypocrisy and ineptitude of the congress, but yours certainly gets a special prize. The portrayal of the republican congressional leaders as the circus workers who follow and sweep up the elephant waste is perfect.
"The Republican leadership has been reduced to the guys with the shovels who follow the elephants in a parade. The star of the show spouts some sort of waste and the shovel guys try to get it out of sight as quickly as possible while whistling John Phillip Soussa marches to appear patriotic."
"The Republican leadership has been reduced to the guys with the shovels who follow the elephants in a parade. The star of the show spouts some sort of waste and the shovel guys try to get it out of sight as quickly as possible while whistling John Phillip Soussa marches to appear patriotic."
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One would hope that the hurricanes would make political leaders rise to the occasion. But Trump went to Texas for a photo op and to express his happiness with what he saw. And Trump said that Irma will be "believe me, not good." When someone that limited is in our highest office, it is impossible to feel encouraged.
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"Mar-a-Lago sotto mare!" was one of the most clever, and prescient, posters I saw at demonstrations in Washington early this year. I do hope, however, that is not literally true in the coming days.
More to the point: I'm thinking President Trump will position himself for a third-party run at the presidency in 2020, and, by the way, have our democracy flirt with the idea of a parliamentary system of government with proportional representation.
More to the point: I'm thinking President Trump will position himself for a third-party run at the presidency in 2020, and, by the way, have our democracy flirt with the idea of a parliamentary system of government with proportional representation.
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If the far-right recruits Santorum, it would be at least the second time in his political career where he misrepresented himself; he tried to win reelection to the Senate from Pennsylvania when he'd been living full-time in Virginia for at least 8 years, maintaining a small Penn Hills, PA house which he rented out (while voting against the interests of his constituents at nearly every turn)...and then becomes Speaker without being a Congressman.
Absolutely not. We got sick of him here in PA, and gave him the boot. Don't give him a second chance.
Absolutely not. We got sick of him here in PA, and gave him the boot. Don't give him a second chance.
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"Can/can't walk and chew gum at the same time" should never be used by a politician to describe the capability of him/herself or of your party. LBJ had that quote cornered decades ago and it followed Gerald Ford through out his career.
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The Republican lead Congress is the most disfunctional governing body in the world, and following close behind is the current Republican Presidency.
Hopefully, they'll remove Republican Ryan, the current House leader, and replace him with another disgraced Republican leader, Gingrich or Santorum. That should put the final nail in the Republican Party coffin for any sane person with a modicum of intelligence.
What an embarrassment we are to ourselves and the world . So sad...
Hopefully, they'll remove Republican Ryan, the current House leader, and replace him with another disgraced Republican leader, Gingrich or Santorum. That should put the final nail in the Republican Party coffin for any sane person with a modicum of intelligence.
What an embarrassment we are to ourselves and the world . So sad...
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How is it that ordinary Republicans shut their eyes, pinch their noses and continue down the street , walking and chewing while declaring " I am a Republican!" over and over? This morning Christine Todd Whitman has written an excellent editorial in the Times outlining how the current administration is bent on the destruction of life on earth as we know it... yet she still clings to her party afiliation. Morning Joe bemoans everything going on but reminds us regularly he is a Republican. So many are like the abused partner that keeps believing the mate will somehow change if they just hang on long enough. It is time towake up, face up to reality and move on to a new life in a party you don´t have to be ashamed of.
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Paul Ryan might be replaced as Speaker, but he might also be replaced in the House by Randy Brice, especially after an appearance in Wisconsin where he fumbled a question about the minimum wage in his home state-and it's all of 7.25 an hour, which must make his Randian heart sing. As to his future as leader of the House, I have other, better things to worry about too: Next season of VEEP will be it's last-I may not survive!
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Gingrich is disgraced and Santorum is synonymous with bodily fluids. They remind us fact checking only determines wrong or right—context creates understanding, the underlying reasons for how and why claims are made. Trump is perpetually wrong: from his claims of death for exonerated teenagers, to cheering Muslims, to women he denies groping, to his fraudulent “university,” to his love of American labor as his properties work immigrants and his products are made offshore—his lies grow in size as he swallows American policy. The lie of Mexico paying for the wall is converted to debt for taxpayers in the name of security—which itself is another lie, the myths of terrorists crossing the Rio Grande, of stolen jobs—both white supremacy myths of scapegoating and blame which dominate Trump's agenda. White supremacy has blown into a privileged capitalism controlling the environment, treasury, and social order, and victories--winning!--over allies and foes (except Russia).
By every measure, every context, he lacks the skill set to govern. Four rewrites in, his travel restrictions are altered by the courts. He ignores the details of healthcare, Ryan's House-passed transfer of $765 billion from healthcare to the rich. Press conferences at disaster sites are mirrors of his glory—and mishegas. He has a compassion deficit and is a rich man with moral poverty. He cannot grasp the complex. He does not respect competence or experience. He revels in the looking glass. He prefers make-believe.
By every measure, every context, he lacks the skill set to govern. Four rewrites in, his travel restrictions are altered by the courts. He ignores the details of healthcare, Ryan's House-passed transfer of $765 billion from healthcare to the rich. Press conferences at disaster sites are mirrors of his glory—and mishegas. He has a compassion deficit and is a rich man with moral poverty. He cannot grasp the complex. He does not respect competence or experience. He revels in the looking glass. He prefers make-believe.
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Well stated, excellent post. Thank you.
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The current crop of congressional Republicans obviously can't govern. Being good at obstruction doesn't make you a legislator. Apparently, the only legislative things that will get done are the ones Democrats are willing to vote for. This is somewhat hopeful. For now this means a few moderate Republicans will have to join them, and hope not to get primaried in the the run-up to 2018.
There's way too much partisanship in congress, and it's not been helped by the Hastert rule in the House and the lack of regular order in the Senate. Republicans have ruled like conquering heroes, casting aside tradition, decorum and comity. 2018 can't come soon enough, and hopefully it will bring full Democratic control of congress. There's lots that needs rectifying.
But the Democrats can't get too full of themselves either. We need a fundamental re-ordering of our politics, probably starting with a significant number of new legislators committed to engagement across the isle and making government work.
The best governance will mainly come from the center with input from both sides. Rigid ideologues are useless unless gridlock is your goal. The Republicans had their chance and have failed at governing. Democrats shouldn't make the same mistake by turning hard left and being harshly dogmatic, especially before winning any elections.
There's way too much partisanship in congress, and it's not been helped by the Hastert rule in the House and the lack of regular order in the Senate. Republicans have ruled like conquering heroes, casting aside tradition, decorum and comity. 2018 can't come soon enough, and hopefully it will bring full Democratic control of congress. There's lots that needs rectifying.
But the Democrats can't get too full of themselves either. We need a fundamental re-ordering of our politics, probably starting with a significant number of new legislators committed to engagement across the isle and making government work.
The best governance will mainly come from the center with input from both sides. Rigid ideologues are useless unless gridlock is your goal. The Republicans had their chance and have failed at governing. Democrats shouldn't make the same mistake by turning hard left and being harshly dogmatic, especially before winning any elections.
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why does the republican party follow the Hastert rule? i guess they like the kind of man that did what he did as a young man and then broke criminal laws to try and cover up such conduct. i guess the republicans like such things.
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There can be no “engagement across the [a]isle” when the other side of the aisle sticks their fingers in their ears, closes their eyes, and screams “I can’t hear you” at the top of their lungs.
Where have you been?
Where have you been?
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Which isle is that?
Folks, Trump always thinks about himself and his winning. Do you think for even a second that this is about being reasonable for a change? Do you think that this debt decision could be designed to woo Democratic votes? Remember that Trump always thinks about himself. Sociopaths do that.
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It is September. Nine months since Trump became POTUS. Except for tweets that almost instantly ruin lives and futures (transgenders out of Armed Services, DACA in limbo) and thwarted on a major bill (Obamacare overturn), Trump either gets a win somehow or he is going to look even more like a man who has conned his voters into believing he is the Second Coming.
Trump took what was offered. Clean, quick, and a WIN. That the Republicans range from utter shock to utter fury, that is their problem.
As to the Democrats, if you believe this is the start of a beautiful friendship, I have this bridge for sale..............
Trump took what was offered. Clean, quick, and a WIN. That the Republicans range from utter shock to utter fury, that is their problem.
As to the Democrats, if you believe this is the start of a beautiful friendship, I have this bridge for sale..............
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Ryan...Gingrich...Santorum?! It's the night of the living dead! Yikes! That'd be terrifying!!
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Gingrich has as much sensitivity as Trump, although as far as we know Trump didn't tell his second wife he wanted a divorce while she was in the hospital fighting cancer.
Maybe Trump was Gingrich's apprentice.
Maybe Trump was Gingrich's apprentice.
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We will always have Christie and Giuliani too.
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"Once again, we are faced with the possibility that our president is taking the reasonable position on an important issue."
There is very little evidence that Trump stakes out actual positions, reasonable or not. He stakes out applause lines. He also takes full credit for anything he signs. And, as he defines great leadership, he figures out which direction the parade is going and either runs to the front or floats over it like a Thanksgiving Day balloon.
With a Republican Party that clearly was too busy chewing gum to begin walking, Trump found another group of marchers waiting at the starting line. Since he evaluates the substance of policy deliberations on the potato/potahto scale (and finds them boring to boot), the GOP should not have been surprised by what he did next.
There is very little evidence that Trump stakes out actual positions, reasonable or not. He stakes out applause lines. He also takes full credit for anything he signs. And, as he defines great leadership, he figures out which direction the parade is going and either runs to the front or floats over it like a Thanksgiving Day balloon.
With a Republican Party that clearly was too busy chewing gum to begin walking, Trump found another group of marchers waiting at the starting line. Since he evaluates the substance of policy deliberations on the potato/potahto scale (and finds them boring to boot), the GOP should not have been surprised by what he did next.
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Trump was so pleased with the press he got that he did it again Lesson press: reward any halfway sensible action he stumbles on with "great ratings ". Positive reinforcement works for kids and dogs. Just saying.
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Thanksgiving Day Balloons are full of gas!
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Is kit safe to assume that Chuck Schumer checked his pockets after he made a deal with The Donald just to make certain that his wallet was still there? As for the reference to America's Got Talent, has anyone noticed that the panel of judges is composed of two Brits, a German and the world's worst comedian? Just saying...
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Chuck's a New Yorker. He keeps his wallet in his front pants pocket so he knows instantly if it's been lifted.
Seriously, we used to do that (former NYC-er here,) men kept their wallets in the front jeans pocket, and women never hung their handbags over the backs of chairs, always on laps, in constant contact with the body.
His wallet is probably not in his front pocket anymore, but old habits die hard. Schumer's no dope.
Seriously, we used to do that (former NYC-er here,) men kept their wallets in the front jeans pocket, and women never hung their handbags over the backs of chairs, always on laps, in constant contact with the body.
His wallet is probably not in his front pocket anymore, but old habits die hard. Schumer's no dope.
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Congress, whether run by Republicans OR Democrats, can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Consider the old saw that unless you manage the major elements of divisive legislation in the year after an election, you may as well forget it until after the NEXT election, as nobody in DC wants to do anything controversial until they don't have immediate needs of their donors. That old saw was crafted describing Democratic congresses. The exception that proves the rule was the ACA, which was signed into law in March of 2010, just in time to fuel the epochal loss of the House to Tea Party Republicans.
But criticism is fair turnabout. For years Democrats, in charge of the White House but only one congressional house, couldn't manage to get anything major done. It's only fair to point out that Republicans, who putatively control ALL elective federal institutions, can't seem to, either. That's enough to frustrate even a Donald Trump who thrives on chaos. Small wonder that he'd start looking for allies in ANY dark corner, just to goose things along. And there are few corners darker than those in which Chuck Schumer skitters.
I wouldn't be too sure that this Congress could simultaneously manage ANYTHING, with two exceptions. Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell may be moving back into less sumptuous Capitol Hill offices soon.
But it's nice when the intensity of Trump demonization diminishes for five minutes because some pundits agree with what he's doing at this moment. Pity it can't last.
But criticism is fair turnabout. For years Democrats, in charge of the White House but only one congressional house, couldn't manage to get anything major done. It's only fair to point out that Republicans, who putatively control ALL elective federal institutions, can't seem to, either. That's enough to frustrate even a Donald Trump who thrives on chaos. Small wonder that he'd start looking for allies in ANY dark corner, just to goose things along. And there are few corners darker than those in which Chuck Schumer skitters.
I wouldn't be too sure that this Congress could simultaneously manage ANYTHING, with two exceptions. Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell may be moving back into less sumptuous Capitol Hill offices soon.
But it's nice when the intensity of Trump demonization diminishes for five minutes because some pundits agree with what he's doing at this moment. Pity it can't last.
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Demonization of Trump is driver by his own words and actions, and certainly he could get better public approval if he made more than the very occasional good choice, but since his positions seem to be grounded or quicksand, that is unlikely.
McConnell can always be proud of the fact that he managed to steal a SCOTUS seat by suborning the Constitution. Way to go, Mitch!
McConnell can always be proud of the fact that he managed to steal a SCOTUS seat by suborning the Constitution. Way to go, Mitch!
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In 2009-2010, the President and the Democratically controlled Congress passed the economic stimulus, universal health care, major reform of financial regulation, rescued two major auto makers, and made major changes in student loan programs, among other significant accomplishments. They did this when the country was facing almost unprecedented economic challenges and the determination by Republicans not to help. With anything.
Up to now, Donald Trump and Republicans have performed only the most basic functions of Congress--naming a courthouse in Nashville after the late Fred Thompson, for example. And the past nine months can fairly be described as a period of prosperity when compared with Obama's first two years. The Thompson family is likely pleased with the GOP's performance. But no one else is.
Up to now, Donald Trump and Republicans have performed only the most basic functions of Congress--naming a courthouse in Nashville after the late Fred Thompson, for example. And the past nine months can fairly be described as a period of prosperity when compared with Obama's first two years. The Thompson family is likely pleased with the GOP's performance. But no one else is.
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@Richard Luettgen: Nope.
Chuck and Nancy ate The Great Deal Maker’s lunch. As Paul Begala pointed out on CNN, “Poor President Donald Trump was lucky he got out of the room with his hair.”
Some of the reasons for the Democrats’ current strength:
They are unified, and conservative Republicans can be counted on to undermine any attempts at accomplishing anything by the rest of their party.
Experience really does count. Chuck and Nancy have 66 years of governing experience between them, compared to Trump’s 229 days.
Trump “really, really Hates McConnell and Ryan.” He puts vengeance ahead of every other priority.
It helps to have common sense on your side.
Chuck and Nancy ate The Great Deal Maker’s lunch. As Paul Begala pointed out on CNN, “Poor President Donald Trump was lucky he got out of the room with his hair.”
Some of the reasons for the Democrats’ current strength:
They are unified, and conservative Republicans can be counted on to undermine any attempts at accomplishing anything by the rest of their party.
Experience really does count. Chuck and Nancy have 66 years of governing experience between them, compared to Trump’s 229 days.
Trump “really, really Hates McConnell and Ryan.” He puts vengeance ahead of every other priority.
It helps to have common sense on your side.
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Paul Ryan has not suffered enough. Leave him where he is and let him slowly twist in the wind generated by his fellow windbag Republicans. I'd just like to see that gormless smile wiped off his face. Please?
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"Smile"? Is that what it is?
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Eh? He's a vampire who feeds on the body politic...so he might be at it for awhile longer.
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Ryan used to be a handsome guy, at least during the 2012 election season as Romney's VP candidate.
How the mighty have fallen. Good. I can't wait to see him defeated.
How the mighty have fallen. Good. I can't wait to see him defeated.
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Hopefully Republicans will quickly work out plans that can get 60 votes in the Senate - since few (spending) bills are likely to be revenue-neutral. Good luck w/ that.
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Paul Ryan the Duplicitous is giving the president a run for his money. He’s the second most blatant, bald-faced liar in Washington, and that’s saying something. If you asked him, he’d probably tell you he’s number one. But that’s just a lie.
Ryan said one true thing (which was probably an accident) when he said Congress can walk and chew gum at the same time. He was probably right. Sadly, that prodigious feat of coordination and mastication does not transfer to passing legislation.
So Ryan needs to go. And while the next miserable sod might not be as facile with the lies, you know he or she will be awful in some yet unspecified way. Part of the fun is waiting for the big reveal. Of course, if it’s Gingrich or Santorum there’s no need to wait. Just grab the nearest emesis basin and let nature take its course.
I know Hillary’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but when I see any of the old Democrats on TV I remember how I felt when they were in the game. Bernie recalls a little surge of hope. Obama makes me feel calm. Hillary creates an odd mixture of pride and despair. She would have made a great president. But then I look upwards and ask, why, God, why? You’re omniscient! So please tell me: Why did she have to use a private email server?
God does a face palm. He has a vacant look. He says, “I have no idea.”
Ryan said one true thing (which was probably an accident) when he said Congress can walk and chew gum at the same time. He was probably right. Sadly, that prodigious feat of coordination and mastication does not transfer to passing legislation.
So Ryan needs to go. And while the next miserable sod might not be as facile with the lies, you know he or she will be awful in some yet unspecified way. Part of the fun is waiting for the big reveal. Of course, if it’s Gingrich or Santorum there’s no need to wait. Just grab the nearest emesis basin and let nature take its course.
I know Hillary’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but when I see any of the old Democrats on TV I remember how I felt when they were in the game. Bernie recalls a little surge of hope. Obama makes me feel calm. Hillary creates an odd mixture of pride and despair. She would have made a great president. But then I look upwards and ask, why, God, why? You’re omniscient! So please tell me: Why did she have to use a private email server?
God does a face palm. He has a vacant look. He says, “I have no idea.”
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Hillary had a private email server just like those before her did. She did nothing wrong. In fact despite the gov. servers being hacked her private one never was. The email server was a huge amount of nothing very successfully propogandized by the republicans into some thing completely awful and unlawful. Neither being true. The GOP and Trump are true masters of projection and dishonesty.
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no email server - it would have been something else - don't forget the election was rigged and I firmly believe that in addition to many being deprived of their right to vote - election totals were hacked.
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@Gemli - Did she use a private email server because her predecessors also used private email? Just saying....
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It's all getting like Marat-Sade,
A madhouse abandoned by God,
A House so divided
By nut jobs abided
All desperate for the Trump nod.
A madhouse abandoned by God,
A House so divided
By nut jobs abided
All desperate for the Trump nod.
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Gee, Gail, Newtie probably won't be available to take over that Speakership position - like Rushbo has been divining that Harvey and Irma are vast liberal conspiracies designed to sell bottled water and batteries:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rush-limbaugh-hurricane-irma_us_59af...
'some people are saying' what they've been hearing is really going on isvMother Nature is just severely vexed, and she needs 2 or 3 sacrifices at a handy volcano for appeasement. Matter of fact, she's settled on Limbaugh, Newtie, and djt as the only climate deniers she would find acceptable - think of the reality TV ratings !
But the most disappointing thing about hearing Rushbo has indeed evacuated his barrier island estate on Palm Beach, cowering before the liberals' conspiracy hurricane, is that we'll all be deprived of the streaming video showing Nancy Pelosi, Hillary and Liz Warren arriving unannounced at Limbaugh's front gate to confiscate all his bottled water and batteries.
Sigh -
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rush-limbaugh-hurricane-irma_us_59af...
'some people are saying' what they've been hearing is really going on isvMother Nature is just severely vexed, and she needs 2 or 3 sacrifices at a handy volcano for appeasement. Matter of fact, she's settled on Limbaugh, Newtie, and djt as the only climate deniers she would find acceptable - think of the reality TV ratings !
But the most disappointing thing about hearing Rushbo has indeed evacuated his barrier island estate on Palm Beach, cowering before the liberals' conspiracy hurricane, is that we'll all be deprived of the streaming video showing Nancy Pelosi, Hillary and Liz Warren arriving unannounced at Limbaugh's front gate to confiscate all his bottled water and batteries.
Sigh -
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Is it safe to assume that The Donald won't be showing up at Mar-a-Lago this weekend? No time off for the undocumented aliens who are employed washing dishes there, however.
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Stu - An administration of epic hypocrisies layered on hypocrisies, no? After what Irma did to St. Maarten, and how djt's estate for sale for merely $17 million$ (reduced from $28 million$) prob'ly looks now:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/09/06/hurricane-...
thankfully, Mar-a-Loco was ordered evacuated, so the employees should have been allowed to leave.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/09/06/hurricane-...
thankfully, Mar-a-Loco was ordered evacuated, so the employees should have been allowed to leave.
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I'd rather he stay at a nice beachside shack in the mid-keys. Preferably under some nice heavy limbs and high-tension lines.
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