Letter of Recommendation: Fanny Packs

Sep 06, 2015 · 224 comments
Pam (NYC)
I have a very nice designer one that I use for cycling and working out. It's great. I don't care if it looks a little silly, it does what I need it to do and that's fine by me.
Jack van Dijk (Cary, NC, USA)
Those packs are exquisitely easy target for pickpockets.
Carrie (ABQ)
For years I've been telling my husband to ditch the cargo shorts and just get a man-purse. Men look so much sexier in properly fitted clothing, don't you think? Now we have a perfect solution - the fanny pack!

Not so fast, though. I don't think even Karl Lagerfeld can make a fanny pack look cool.
Norton (Whoville)
Not sure why some people think these waist packs are so controversial. Unlike other "fashion" items they do not have a bad effect on the wearer's health, plus they are more useful than a lot of other items I can think of, such as heavy, cumbersome purses, sky-high spiky shoes,etc. I don't wear Barbie doll shoes, for example, but I find it no problem if someone else wants to risk their bank account and foot health on such objects.
Phelps (Savannah, GA)
Dumb. Travel vests are much more practical and easily accessed.
BSY (New Jersey)
thought i was dreaming : accolade for fanny pack ?! i have been wearing one for at least 30 years. after several painful episodes of neck pain, requiring neck brace to support my head, i abandoned daily use of hand bags, especially those hanging over shoulders. people young and old mostly looked at me as if they had met a "bag lady". but i haven't had recurrence of terrible neck pain since. when i go out, my fanny pack is always with me. i have almost everything i need daily, except the "kitchen sink" ( driver license, credit cards, Auto-club membership card, library card, insurance cards, ...house key, post office box key, car keys..., dollar bills and coins, pens, receipts, cell phone, even a small note book). my hands are always free to do something else. thank heavens for fanny pack.
mollie (tampa, florida)
Laugh as much as you want. I love my fanny pack, all my essentials tied around my waist and my hands free to do whatever hands do. Wouldn't give up that essential piece of equipment for anything!
Jim (Massachusetts)
With fanny packs, instead of playing "punch buggy" to the sight of a VW Bug, we do the same whenever we see a guy wearing one of these silly things.
jadetimes (NY NY)
The purse originated as a "fanny pack" on the front or side...see ROBIN HOOD. I have one from Diesel that is absolutely legendary, and a tiny one that slips on any belt from Longchamps and yet another from Hermes....what is more chic than that? Practical and YES stylish, the rest of you are just jealous! :)
sbk (san antonio)
I felt compelled to say: this is hilarious.
Scott (South Carolina)
Hammer pants were not a fashion staple "by the '80s." They were popular in the early '90s.
jzzy55 (New England)
Been using one for the past 14 years for dog-walking. Wore one out and now have a new one in red and yellow plaid. I don't care if they are considered 80s and thus "stupid." You know what I think is actually stupid? Dressy leather backpacks that are supposed to look like handbags.
Bert Floryanzia (Sanford, NC)
Fanny packs are great for hauling fishing accoutrement.
Holds just enough for me to carry out the attempted murder of a few fish after work.
Tamara (NYC)
In fact, hip young Danish women wear delightful fanny packs ('bum bags') in black leather - likely a practical adjustment to full-time biking. The most playful and sophisticated versions, sport a few ribbons of black leather dangling from each discreet zippered pocket, reminiscent of Balenciaga. (See Yvonne Koné's designs.)
Danish bum bags, however, are never (never ever!) worn like the traditional American fanny pac affixed horizontally above paunch or butt, but are instead slung across the body diagonally, bandolier-like.
I purchase one while we were in Denmark, to a smirking audience of my 3 boys, and promised to make it a wardrobe staple upon return to Manhattan. We are currently on the plane back, so we'll see how it goes!
PK Miller (Albany NY)
I'm a guy who would be LOST w/out my fanny pack! My meds live in one pocket, my Android in another, handiwipes in another and a pen, liquid tears and a flash drive in the smallest! I AM my parents;’ child you know—the same packrat they were espec. my dad! I don't like carrying my phone in a pants pocket. The screen on a previous phone got badly scratched by my keys. The fanny/waist pack makes my phone immediately available.
An area store calls them "waist packs." That makes sense since they don't really "live" on your "fanny" but around your waist.
An outdoor theater sends their staff out at intermission w/raffles tickets $100 bills the sole prize--w/thousands of people in the audience creating a true 50/50 ea. night would take till the end of the season! Each volunteer is equipped w/a waist/fanny pack. Tickets go in one, bills in another. As soon as the tickets are sold, the house half is pulled apart and placed in a bucket. At no time is there commingling of sold/unsold tickets and all money is immediately accessible.
JL (Brooklyn, NY)
The first time I encountered a fanny pck was on a ski trip in the 1980s. A friend was an excellent skier with all the right gear, and had one and wore it in the back. She had it on all day - on the slopes, lunch break, etc. Money, keys to locker, etc. were on her person but not in the way of her skiing. It was meant, I believe, for sports like this so that what you needed could be on your person but not in your way. Hence the name "fanny" (your behind).
It then seemed to catch on for everyday people doing everyday things, and it was then worn on the front for fear of pickpockets. That was, I felt, a very practical application. Going out of style, I feel, was a shame. It is one of the most useful things invented.
RBR (Princeton, NJ)
After reading this article, I checked out Nordstrom's, Macy's, & Lord & Taylor's selections searching "fanny pack". I discovered that the preferred nomenclature today is "belt bag", which I suppose sounds a bit loftier than the more pedestrian, "fanny pack".
GOP = Greed On Parade (South Florida)
Greatest invention since the zipper.
Herb (L. A.)
I am also waiting for fanny packs to become cool again. I wear mine all the time when I bicycle.
JM-K (<br/>)
I've got mine. Good place to store an epipen (for allergies) when horseback riding in West Texas. There was also room for cash, identification, a whistle and an emergency snack. Just in case ...
Thomas Murphy (Seattle)
I've worn one for years, and have lost my fear of looking dorky: they're practical, just big enough, and, yes, can be purchased for less than TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS. Go buy one, you'll be glad you did.
Patpxs (North Carolina)
I get complements on my fanny pack all the time. If I want to carry it, I sung in the straps and lap them around the straps in the back. Mine also has a strap on top, so it can be carried like a handbag, if I so chose. I agree with the other comments-you know where everything is inside it-so no digging around. It was also very useful when I was on crutches.
Patpxs (North Carolina)
"Waistpacks" is what REI call them. That's where I purchased mine. It might be homely, but can hold a lot of stuff!
mra500 (Chicago)
It's all in your head folks - your weird ideas about fanny packs being the "nana' look, or the "geek" look, or god knows what negative look. It's all in your heads. Folks, a fanny pack is just another way to carry stuff - an easier, sleeker way.
When I see women carrying immense, "fashionable" purses, I feel sorry for them having to drag those heavy, clumsy things around just for status. I used to do it too - and I know from great experience how limiting it really is on a woman's mobility. There's nothing as freeing as having your arms swinging easily at your side. Men walk like this all the time. But women are encumbered with their immense bags. Add in pointy high heels and you have a vulnerable victim who can barely walk. Really sad - if viewed with eyes and minds that are not full of "fashion" dogma. So limiting on your full experience of life.
Mary Ann (New York City)
Please, Emily Mullin, Prop stylist, please tell us all who made that great bag! Oh, pretty please. Thanks so much.
Evie WP (<br/>)
Ditto!!
Thomas Eder (California)
maybe with a different name, the "fanny" pack might be more universally accepted
jonathan (philadelphia)
Seinfeld already did it years ago...the man purse!
Janaki (NY)
Yeah and he said it is European. Will American men take to it?
Blueaholic (UK)
Jonathan in Philadelphia- a Man bag is a shoulder bag, leather, square-cut and not too big. Not the same as a F P, alas!
tiddle (nyc, ny)
I used to use fanny packs a lot when I was younger. It's so convenient, I even use it as a shoulder bag (ie. not belting it on my waist, but sling it on one shoulder). The size is perfect, particularly when one is on the go or traveling.

But I've outgrown my fanny packs, or maybe I'm getting older. I still have a fanny-pack sized bag in my bigger bag these days, for better organization. I don't understand why people find it dorky because it's not. I can easily foresee a day when fanny packs will make its roaring comebacks, much like Chuck Norris is these days.

One word of caution, fanny packs are a very easy target when you're traveling in foreign countries because it's small, compact, and it's right there for the picking. I got mine slashed and lost my wallet once when I was in Barcelona. But in winter times, fanny packs can better get concealed inside jackets which is safer than cross-shouldered your bags and infinitely better than backpacks (that you won't even know you've been picked clean).
David (California)
When I travel, I have but one goal. Disappear into the crowd. If the fanny pack can further that agenda, then heck yes. Otherwise, heck no.
BGood (Silver Spring, MD)
I have been using a fanny pack of one design or another forever. Could not survive without it.
michael k. (new york)
Yeeaahh…no.
mokappy (MD Anderson TX)
I have been wearing a fanny pack for so many years that my children think they will have to bury me with one.
Dev (Fremont, CA)
Three words about fanny packs. Don't: just don't.
Sarasota Blues (Sarasota, FL)
I've used one for years.......when I cycle. No easier way to carry your phone, keys, some cash or a credit card, and a few pieces of hard candy. I then flip it around so the pouch is on my lower back, and away I go. I don't even know it's there.
scratchbaker (AZ unfortunately)
I've been wearing the same vertical design fanny pack instead of a shoulder bag since the mid 90's. It's leather and has held up. Can't imagine ever carrying a purse again. My shoulder and neck muscles stopped cramping up as soon as I switched to the fanny pack.
Jayelgee1 (Bergen County, BJ)
I am a judicious user of the fanny pack. Having just spent a week traipsing around the trails of The Berkshires, I purposely had with me a fabulous bag LL Bean used to make about 20 years ago. It has both a respectable wide shoulder strap and, tucked into a slot in back, a double wide strap that pulls out and clicks firmly around the waist. What a great bag, and it's huge! I want to implore Bean to make them again. 20 years ago, with 3 little kids, it got me through Disney World. While out for a simple walk, I throw keys, phone, ID and a few bucks into a small athletic type waist pack. But I did used to love those leather ones, as unflattering as they were.
mutchens (California)
Why are all the naysayers on this list men? Probably single men. Probably young single men. Life gets way better after 50 guys: you become free.
Robert (Philadephia)
I forgot all three of my fanny packs on a recent vacation and searched a dozen stores before finally finding one. Ugly? I don't think so. Best thing since sliced bread.
Robert's wife
rw (NJ)
Wear whatever you want.
June (Charleston)
I wear one when out walking my dogs. I fit my keys, cell phone & poop bags in it.
gratis (Colorado)
Have worn my Man Purse for 30 years now, every time I go out.
Think it looks funny?
Bummer.
Patricia Monahan (Manhattan Beach CA)
Fannie packs are great...but let's face it...a serious rebranding effort is required if the "small wallet-phone-brush-misc stuff holding bag tied loosely around your hips" is ever going to gain wide acceptance off trail.
Joel (NYC)
I would if I could get the one in the photo. Looks very hip, nice zipper pulls and great looking leather. I will skip the French Tips
Stacy (california)
These fanny packs are cute and fun
www.trixiebtrue.com
scratchbaker (AZ unfortunately)
Ugly and have the brand name on them. NOT!
sjs (Bridgeport, ct)
I love the idea of a fanny pack. I once had a small one that I worn in the front on my right hip. It was great when I went out in public with twin toddlers. Kept both my hands free. Can't find any small ones now. Bring back the skinny fanny packs!
Reader (New Orleans, LA)
It's incredibly bizarre that grown adults care so much about what other people think. If a waist/fanny pack is useful to you, wear one! If you can't stand the look, DON'T wear one! No one is forcing you. And really, no one else cares what you wear. It reminds me of the painfully immature worries about driving a minivan despite having 4 kids because you don't want to "look like a parent." uh, ok. Good luck with that.

As for me, I would never go on a day hike without one, especially if it includes a water bottle. They are perfect for Disney World too.
JM (<br/>)
Instead of a fanny pack, I will sport a more fashionably acceptable cross-body bag when I'm doing something that may require the use of both hands.

Same freedom of movement without the Nana overtones.
Pooterist (Tennessee)
I sense the beginnings of a new "liberation" movement or just a support group. Whichever, count me in as a founding member.
MSKranky (USA)
No fanny pack for me, despite its undoubted practicality. It's for the same reason I won't buy a hatchback car - unbelievably ugly, and I don't need ugliness in my life.
lou andrews (portland oregon)
@Kranky- So hung up about aesthetics, I bet you live in a house that looks beautiful on the outside but lacks plumbing, has faulty electrical wiring and has lead paint peeling form the walls. So much for your "beautiful" home.
Stephen (Texas)
Fanny or butt packs were around long before 1962. The Fanny Pack is simply a small version of the Military butt pack which has been in use for years and was also called the Fanny pack. The common pattern ussually hooled to a pistol belt with clips. The optional weight supporting suspenders attach to the top of the bag on the back through riveted holes on stitched tabs. Differences between the M1956 & M1961 butt pack as follows : 1. length - M1956 is 4-1/2' while M1961 is 5-1/2" 2. height - M1956 is 7-3/4" while M1961 is 8-1/2" 3. width - M1956 is 8" while M1961 is 9", 4. Flap - M1956 has a simple narrow flap while M1961 has an improved flap that both sides fold down a little bit. 5. M1956 has 2 side extensions that folded over the content while M1961 has waterproof throat around the opening.
ML (DE)
i like the fact that on the street my important stuff is not going to be ripped off my shoulder and stolen by some mugger.
Indian in US (NY)
People are so captive to hype. I find my fanny pack most useful piece of personal item when taking a long flight to keep my wallet, watch, pen, keys, passport, etc. before I enter security check. No need to stuff them back into my pockets and sit uncomfortably during flights. Any man would vouch how inconvenient a bulging wallet feels in your pocket. So, I am a huge supporter of fanny packs (cool looking ones).
Mks (<br/>)
I believe Melba Stone would have called this a bum bag; in British (Australian?) English slang "fanny" refers to female frontage, not rear.
bobaceti (Oakville Ontario)
My young niece wore a Roots version in leather a couple decades ago and I was jealous that the 'fanny pack' was only for girls. Practicality intervened when I went abroad on vacation and bought one for the trip. I vote in favor of a men's version - designed for a man's needs. During my travels a domestic asked me where I bought my 'kangaroo'. The Australian origin of the 'fanny pack' appears to ring well.
Nan Socolow (West Palm Beach, FL)
The word "fanny" means something totally different across the pond in Blighty. "Fannies" are "down there lady parts". So here are some new names for ye olde Fanny Packs:
- "baggises" ( singular, baggis), after the zoftig shape of a haggis snugged around one's waist.
- "keister bindles" , better than German colloquialism "heinie" for butt, and "bindle" for cute bandana-wrapped packet of belongings carried by bums.
LW (West)
The British use the term "bumbag."
lou andrews (portland oregon)
yeah i looked it up. I bet Aussies are shocked when they hear Americans casually use that word.
Thomas Eder (California)
thanks for saying that - I am surprised that no other people knew what a fanny is in the UK
rp (nyc)
As a typical active NYC woman, i do a lot of walking. If not carrying heavy loads on my head, i find the fanny pack essential to prevent shoulder, back and alignment problems. Not to mention a sense of freedom and ease in my movement. So sad to see women often so burdened carrying heavy bags, often on high heels and can only imagine the ching ching dollar signs for all the orthopedic doctors and other health professionals. Women that care about their health need to free themselves of these heavy unheatlhy burdens. The ultimate beauty and fashion statement is of course a healthy vital woman.
Kim (San Francisco)
They're great. But a dozen of them? That's the Ugly American part.
Barbara Bryan (New York, N.Y.)
I don't see mention of one very important advantage of the fanny pack for some people. More than one physical therapist has strongly advocated with me for the fanny pack as opposed to the shoulder bag. If you have any problems in the shoulder/neck area, you are only making more problems for yourself by wearing a shoulder bag rather than using the fanny pack!
SB (California)
No! Bad New York Times! BAD! Stop it! Don't encourage re-acceptance of this sartorial atrocity. Between this and Birkenstocks suddenly being deemed fashionable? It's too much! Also, with a Trump presidency, fanny packs would just be too matchy-matchy.
Nick K (United kingdom)
Can we just call them something else please? I live in the UK and the use of the words fanny pack either inspires intense cringing or hysterical giggling. It means something else in this form of English.
John Phillips (Bergamo, Italy)
In fashion and image obsessed Italy, where the fanny pack is called a "marsupio," young guys wear them without a hint of shame. And not only around their waist, but also across their chest like a sash or over their shoulder like a purse. And it makes sense. Here most guys wear form-fitting pants and it might look worse having having a wallet, cellphone, keys, and a bunch of eurocoins bulging out of the pockets than carrying around a fanny pack. As an American I still wouldn't wear one, but maybe they're not so bad.
WastingTime (DC)
When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple.

A purple fanny pack.

Turning sixty in two weeks. YAY for the freedom to not give a fig.
Anne (Everglades)
A much better and safer alternative to fanny/waist pack is a lightweight vest with inside pockets such as the Scottevest. Traveling in high-risk areas such as Africa or low-risk trips to the supermarket, you can put money, cell phone, credit/debit card (in RFD protected pocket), etc. in a handy yet secure place. I wear mine constantly, winter or summer.
MarieDB (New York)
You anticipated what I was going to say. The advantage over fanny packs is that vests can spread the weight of contents, instead of focusing it in one place which pulls on the spine, also that they can hold more. Some of them look elegant, which a fanny pack never can. There is a lady in Seattle who travels all over the world finding beautiful fabrics and making vests of them, called Safekeeper vests.
http://www.safekeepervest.com/ She has trunk shows in different cities -- the shows are very interesting events in themselves.
mchristiekroll (<br/>)
How embarrassing, I had no idea they'd gone out of style. Mine has a flashlight and a Swiss army knife. In the wilderness an inverted fanny pack strapped to the thigh can be used to secure the top of an improvised traction splint for a fractured femur.
Eric (Massachusetts)
As mentioned already, the name is truly radioactive in the UK. Fanny = female genitalia, so yes, fanny pack is a strange phrase to British ears, and no, they're not going to just "get with the program". It isn't so hard to use their expression, bum bag, when traveling or hosting.
GenoGeno (Woodbury, Ct)
I like them too but you'll never know my name!!

I think a more sleek design is called for. Instead of a fat pouch that sticks out that you can carry a whole chicken in - a linear series of three or four more subtle pouches. Credit cards, cash, asthma inhaler, pocket knife (me).
Pooterist (Tennessee)
We live in a world where every thing you desire exists. Check out CrossPaqs for "linear" fanny packs. If you do not like their design, you will probably find links to similar packs.
jzzy55 (New England)
An inhaler is a big reason for a pack instead of relying on pockets. Even the small ones don't fit well into a pocket.
hoosier lifer (johnson co IN)
Pockets for women's clothing dresses and skirts! My grandmother wouldn't have any outfit with out pockets. Oh those beautiful full skirts with generous pockets.
BGood (Silver Spring, MD)
The disappearance of pockets or functional pockets from all women's clothing has been a travesty. I've got clothes that are 30+ years old, simply because they have pockets. I will not purchase a piece of women's clothing unless it has pockets. The fashion industry persists in trying to keep women helpless.
NYT fan (New York)
I love the evocative British name for them: "bum bags." Mine is a Kipling (the brand with the dangling monkey that set the author on her fanny pack journey), and my go-to accessory for theme parks. I'll admit it looks a little dorky -- but who wants to worry about a purse when you're upside down on a roller coaster?
Susanne Sorge (NYC)
Also excellent for those of us with arthritic shoulders who can no longer wear beautiful shoulder bags nor carry hand bags.
Khatt (California)
I've long thought there are three reasons women don't rule the world - childbirth, high heels and handbags - so a fanny pack is more than a convenient holder of necessities. No, indeed. It could the first step toward global domination by females.
I'm buying a new one today.
gmb (chicago)
Why not backpacks? They look much better, on everyone and are more practical.
Pooterist (Tennessee)
You have totally missed the point. First of all most backpacks are much larger; one reason for a waist pack is that they limit what you carry without pushing it to a ridiculous extreme. Second, despite the most commonly used American name. they are worn in front for easy access; not true of a backpack.

But, most important, where ever did you get the notion that backpacks "look better"?
Herb (L. A.)
Backpacks make you much more sweaty, especially when bicycling.
jazz one (wisconsin)
FPs, for women, equal freedom. I stubbornly hold onto one, and always take it when traveling. Who the heck cares how it looks / if it's stylish / etc. Convenience is all that matters at a certain point in life, and if a small leather pouch that holds ones essentials so you can walk and talk and not be bogged down and tearing out an aging rotator cuff provides that, why not?
Kevin C. Boland (New York City)
Observations:

1. Calling it a 'fanny pack' alone convinces many men to never wear one. Please help these poor, anxious guys out by at least calling it a 'waist pack', if not something like 'stud belt' or 'mega strap'.

2. If you wear this kind of pack, you tend to not give a hoot what other people think. Good for you! It can be your badge of honor! You were probably uncool before uncool was cool! Apparently, often, the older one gets, and the more interested in birding one gets, the less one is vexed by the thoughts of others; what a relief this must be.

3. Conversely, if you care very much about what other people think, you already know you will never be caught wearing one in this space-time continuum. The fashion equivalent of fingernails on a blackboard. Nothing could be worse. Unthinkable.

4. I think they are smart; I admire those who wear them; yet I just can't wear one myself. How disappointing. They are like anti-matter to me; if one contacts my personal energy field, there will be an explosion that will knock the earth out of orbit.
WBJ (Northern California)
And remember, no white shoes after Monday.
Jim B. (Ashland, MA)
Folks
you've omitted one dark side of the fanny pack. it's the easiest place to conceal a gun and have easy access to that gun.

so goo goo about your fashion passions; but keep a wary eye on any "interesting" bulges in a fanny pack near you.
Jonathan Baker (NYC)
The 'problem' with fanny packs (aside from the name itself!) is that they seem like they are external drainage pouches for anyone with kidney problems. They also add buck where too many of us would like to reduce bulk, thank you kindly.

Having said that, this article is remarkably timely as I have it on my to-do list for this weekend to find, for the first time in my life, a fanny pack. My wallet, my super-size iPhone, my keys, are just too much for my pants pockets, and a backpack is a big production to take on and off.

Oh well, I am not wearing it to fashion show...
cyrus farivar (victoria bc)
Fanny packs are all about freedom but fashion is not about freedom.
D.T. (MD)
I have a number of small cross body bags that I find serve the purpose very well, and don't incur the wrath of the fashion police. But I don't see why waist/fanny packs are so ridiculed. They are very useful. OK, they don't look very good, but neither do those ripped up jeans that are being sold all over now.
Horace (Bronx, NY)
I read through some reader comments to see where people do keep their stuff if they don't use a purse, backpack, or jacket pockets, but I didn't see any such suggestions. Where do they stash everything? When I was much younger I kept my wallet in my back pants pocket, but that's terrible for my back, and the wallet doesn't look great in a front pants pocket either. And there's all the other little items I need for my daily existence.
dz (los angeles ca)
If "fanny pack" is to be put aside, I nominate "pannis pack" as the replacement term preferable to "waist pack". Its perky and alliterative and captures so many other dimensions of the gut sac.
Kaari (Madison WI)
I happen to think purses look even more stupid and one's belongings are more secure if they are strapped on.
Michael (Elkton, Md)
What's next, turtlenecks? Kill me now.
Aron Yoffe (Los Angeles, CA)
They're great for skiing or trail running (worn facing backwards), when you want to carry more than can fit into your pockets (say, a water bottle and an extra layer of clothing). I find them more comfortable than a backpack, since my shoulders are free and there's not a large layer covering my back.
Heather (Youngstown)
I am a huge fan of pockets and am constantly annoyed to so few women's clothes have them. I find myself undoing the fake pockets on the front of women's pants and putting in real pockets. I put pockets in seams of skirts. I also sometimes put in new deeper pockets in place of the ones that are so shallow that anything you put in them will fall out. I lost a wallet once and my drivers license and all credit cards due to a super shallow pocket in women's jeans. What is wrong with women's clothing manufacturers? I won't carry a purse if I can help it. I too like freedom and my essentials close on my body.
Live & let live (NH)
I wish people in general would get over being snobs about wearing a hands- free bag/pack ("fanny pack" or "waist pack"..). They are convenient and utilitarian, especially when on a walk or hike. Do people get so incensed about others wearing hats of various kinds & styles? What is the big deal????
E. Le Ne' (New York City)
I make my own bags and modify the shape to suit my needs. I find them very practical on public transportation. As an older person, they're safer than carrying a bag that can be ripped from my arms. It's a harsh economy and this keeps me from being a casualty. Too bad if it's not überchic-it's convenient. Works fer me!
SB (California)
If they're ugly hats? Absolutely!
cms (putnam)
I like my husbands name for it: butt bag.
Don (Charlotte NC)
The title of next week's column will be 'Those Wonderful Double-Knit Polyester Fabrics'...
nija (Texas)
The fanny pack is still ugly. I mean, if someone would do something cool and form flattering with it...but I just can't do it, even if I appreciate the practicality of it all. Not doing it.
meremortal (Haslett, Michigan)
I had a large waist-pack for biking, but when I gained weight, it was very unflattering. I still have it but I must eat sparingly if I am to use it. I think the pack goes at the back. It is very nice compared with having a load on one's back, with straps that may slip off the shoulders.
Penn (Pennsylvania)
No, no, no, PLEASE don't resurrect the sartorial cyst. I have never understood the desire to don a sagging pouch, especially placed, as it usually is, atop another sagging pouch. It distorts the silhouette of the body and looks sloppy and terminally casual. Do we really need more of that?
RitaLouise (Bellingham WA)
At a certain age, (where you may progress to) silhouette be damned, Convenience, comfort, utilitarian is the operative word. So, you needies that require the 'look', feedback or whatever, go for it. Some of us have moved on to practicality and embrace our options. Do your thing, let us do ours, and we can all live in harmony and peace.
Mary R (Albany, NY)
Penn, maybe you'd understand if you were a woman with arthritic shoulders. Lugging around a shoulder bag of any weight is just painful. Fanny/waist packs are sensible solutions to this problem.
gomi (alaska)
This comment is hilariously written!

But seriously, I am sooo relieved to live in rural Alaska, where you can wear a fanny pack, Xtra Tuffs with a skirt, or duct tape on your Carhartts and nobody thinks twice about it.

When I visit the Lower 48--especially NYC--I remember that there is this whole other level on which humans judge and condemn each other. So happy the fashion police have stayed down there.

(And they're probably happy I've stayed here!)
Lizabeth (Florida)
As functional as “fanny packs” are, I think that perhaps they went out of style because perhaps they were a symbol of the overweight American tourist also wearing white socks with sandals, and shorts. And traveling in Europe, one did not want to give the impression that he/she was an American tourist. It sounds like fanny packs are making a comeback, and in some snazzy prints and styles!
WastingTime (DC)
As it happens, socks and sandals are the HEIGHT of fashion among European tourists in Africa. We were just in Namibia and Botswana - no other Americans encountered in three weeks - and everyone, everyone, everyone, was wearing socks and sandals. Quite a few with shorts.

Socks and sandals. It's a thing.
SCA (NH)
Seriously. Anyone who needs the permission of the fashion police to use something practical, convenient and inexpensive needs really heavy therapy.

Though I am now, to put it tastefully, of mature years, I go nowhere in the summer without my "Darkwing Duck" WAIST pack, which holds my keys and credit card. And no, I do not fear being distracted by thieves--these items are firmly clipped to the bag and I'd need to be unconscious not to notice someone trying to take them.

If I MUST be more formal, I have a nice leather WAIST pack that looks perfectly elegant.

In winter, I have my jackets and coats with their inner security pockets, making the WAIST pack less necessary, unless I expect to be separated from my outer garments in a public place.

Honestly, though. The world has more sensible people in it than you might suspect...
J.L. Burch (Lawrence, Kansas)
Heare! Heare! I wear one everyday. Not huge, just my long wallet, passport, car keys, and cell phone. You need two pouches, plus maybe a secret pocket in back. When I give talks at business meetings, I use my black leather one with my black business suit. No problem. I constantly have eyes open for good looking ones that are also useful, but they are hard to find. The biggest design problem is when the main storage compartment bends around the waist with the basic belt; that bends contents unnecessarily. Good design can prevent that, but most have that flaw. Eagle Creek used to make the best and most practical one around for everyday use, but they stopped making it.
dve commenter (calif)
maybe the first thing to do is find a better word. Fanny, unless I'm mistaken, is a slang word in the UK for a lady's private parts.

"because a hands-free life is an engaged life —" one that is engaged with holding a cell phone, a laptop, and ipad or some piece of technological wonder. The sky could be purple and few would notice.
Jane S (Australia)
Here in Australia, they are known as 'bum bags'.
cfd (Hopewell Jct)
I just returned home from a 6+ hour geocaching adventure. I wore my fanny pack all day in the woods at a state park in CT. It holds two drink bottles (I emptied them both) food for the day, my phone, ID, insurance card and pepper spay in case I run into a bear. My hands were free. I recommend a fanny pack to all adventurers.
Chelsea Girl (Manhattan)
Recently, when my cousin blew in from Chicago wearing a fanny pack, I walked two umbrella steps behind her. When she offered to lend it to my husband, I threatened divorce. It was the 60’s when Melba Stone invented the fanny pack and there's only one excuse. Dear Melba must have been….
PGV (Kent, CT)
Slow news day?
thiefhunter (global)
The fanny pack tends to concentrate all valuables in one place. Unfortunately, scads of pickpockets realize this and specialize in stealing from fanny packs. They know exactly how to manipulate your eyes and attention. Read how and see photos of a pair of professionals here: http://bobarno.com/thiefhunters/pickpocket-beggars/
lou andrews (portland oregon)
just slide the pack to the front, a simple answer...been a pack wearer for 21 years.
DWS (Boston)
Small cross-body bags are the only way to go. All the ease of a fanny pack and you don't look like a dork.

Agree that it's time to lose the gigantic purse plague though. If fanny packs could cure the need for women to move through life with a suitcase always on their shoulder, I would support their use. Why do we have to carry so much stuff all the time, anyway?
Gina (California)
Unless you have a shoulder problem. Then anything over the shoulder hurts.
Susanne Sorge (NYC)
Yes!
LW (West)
Kids. Books. Pets.
anon (Ohio)
Your article made me smile. Love your writing style.
yoyoz (Philadelphia)
agree. it was a very fun read.
Kay Johnson (Colorado)
Uh oh. I see the name of your forthcoming book is "Grand Delusions".

Americans already have discovered bagging sweat pants, crocs with socks. those bills with no hat part, jeggings with crop tops, and you think a waist bag is a good idea to complete the look. Why not do what guys do and just carry a wallet instead of housing all the receipts you are talking about nestled among old chicken wings you might need someday.

Sorry, this is a dangerous idea. More people with suitcases around their middle is not what we need help accepting.
Andrea Knutson (Brooklyn)
Guys have POCKETS. Lovely deep pockets that are on clothing that stays close to the body and do not dump out their contents when the owner starts living the engaged life.
jzzy55 (New England)
So what would you use to carry your stuff in if you were going to take a lively dog on a long walk? Your gigantic bling-encrusted handbag? Great idea!
JenD (NJ)
Beginning in the 1980s, I wore a fanny pack (I called them "belly bags") exclusively for over a decade. I had some fancy ones that I could even wear when I was (semi) dressed-up! I loved the hands-free-ness of them. However, I tended to wear them to one side and eventually developed shortened pelvic muscles on the opposite side. I developed a lot of back pain and sacroiliac joint dysfunction. I underwent a year of physical therapy to correct this, and still need to be "tuned-up" by a PT occasionally. Even though there is a limit to how much you can stuff in a fanny pack, the weight of a phone, keys, credit cards, etc. was eventually too much, when the pack was worn daily. I still love the convenience of fanny backs, but I very rarely use one now.
Troi (California)
I work in a high end leather shop located in Solvang California. We stock a nice collection of leather fanny packs. Because the name fanny is hard to roll off my tongue I have taken to calling them waist packs. The people who are buying them range in age from 16 to 80, male and female.
www.firststreetleather.com
Pat Yeaman (Upstate NY)
I am an amateur photographer and my "Waist Pack" is essential for leaving both my hands free to manage the camera and flash. I never have to worry about the safety of my personal documents and money because they are always on my body.
syclone (NY)
Is anybody aware of the fact that the term "fanny pack" has a totally different meaning in the UK?
Mark (Chicago)
Yes. We need to rename them "waist packs" and soon, to avoid foreign-travel embarrassment. That would make Americans look a bit less ugly.
lou andrews (portland oregon)
embarrassment? of all things, over a name which happens to be accurate... The people in the UK need to get a life.
lindsay Brady (Bangkok)
Bum Bag in Australia because of what the fanny means
SteveRR (CA)
They go perfectly with the velour track suit you mentioned and wordlessly proclaim the phrase: "I have given up on life".
Rae (New Jersey)
(Though I enjoyed the article I have to agree.)
jzzy55 (New England)
Your life maybe. Not mine. Mine includes activities where I want my doggy poop bags, wallet, phone and keys handy but must keep my hands free. This includes hikes with some scrambling, dog walking and flea-marketing/vending. In the woods, people carrying bags are the ones who look lame and silly.
Rick L (NYC)
The tyranny of fashion! I say yes to functionality and practicality. And cargo shorts too!
Passion for Peaches (<br/>)
I wish I'd had a grandma like the glitter-bedecked one described here. She must have been a kick.

When that (epic) photo of Dwayne (the Rock) Johnson was shown on the Graham Norton show, the charming Mr. Johnson said the outfit and hairstyle made him look like a "buff lesbian." It did. A good looking one, too.

It's hard to rock a fanny pack, so just hold your head high and make it your statement piece. I use a sporty version for hiking and dog training. There is nothing better when you need your arms to be free. (In my pack: dog treats, poo bags, tissues, sunscreen, cash, credit card, lipstick. I never go anywhere without lipstick.)
PLS (Pittsburgh, PA)
I've had fanny packs and I don't like them. What I really want is pair of womens pants with REAL pockets. Not 2" deep lady pockets, not sewn shut faux pockets. Real pockets that a can put a couple keys, a debit card and a reasonably sized (non-phablet) cell phone.
Annie (Pittsburgh)
And then you can have your pants bagging down just like a lot of men do. How chic!
Martha (Chicago, IL)
My daughter gave me a hip-hugger wide cloth belt from Petal & Stem (Santa Cruz, CA) that snaps in front. It has a detachable pocket that perfectly holds my cell phone, ID and credit card, and has a zip pocket in the belt for cash. It lies fairly flat against the belly and looks great over long shirts, skirts, jeans, etc. I hate to leave the house without it, and can just roll it up and toss it into a larger bag if I need to carry more stuff too. They come in plain or lots of designs.
ladydoc (MA)
Yeah for fanny packs! I own four and absolute love them all. They are a life saver. And yes, I look like an old lady who never outgrew the 70s, but I don't care--let people say what they will because I am liberated. They are great for keeping our posture in check and not having to rustle mindlessly and endlessly through tote bags and large shoulder bags. Thank you for this essay--I feel much better having read it.
Anita (Cincinnati, Ohio)
Most people probably don't want to know that those of us who work with small animals of various kinds have been known on occasion to carry them into stores etc. in fanny packs instead of leaving them in a hot or freezing car.
Diane (Arlington Heights, IL)
I've never understood why it's not called a tummy pack.
mimio (Florida)
I have several of them and I call them belly pouches. The older women who put their purses in supermarket shopping carts could avoid theft while concealing their expanding abdomens.
dve commenter (calif)
"I have several of them and I call them belly pouches."
funny thing, in OZ that what the roos call 'em too.
eliot (colorado)
My senses he will not wear anything that looks like a colostomy bag until and unless he has to.
Raul Acevedo (San Francisco)
Good lord they're horrible, get over it.
NigelLives (NYC)
Ughhh...and useless in NYC, as no one in their right mind would keep anything valuable on their back, not in a fanny pack or a backpack, as it will be stolen.

And wearing it on the front makes a person look pregnant, so that is out.

I did once wear a small flat ammunition pouch on the side of a wide belt to a concert. I got it at an Army Navy store and it held fit my lip gloss, ID, and Metrocard, which was all I needed.

There was not a fanny pack to be seen, thank goodness.
Anne Watson (Washington)
I've started calling the "waist bags" after some informative chats with British friends.
JLG (New York, NY)
Since most of us are lumpy enough at the waist, especially after a certain age, I think money bags spoil the line of our clothing. A better solution for travel (or avoiding pickpockets) may be a discrete, flat money belt worn under clothing. Otherwise, I continue to get compliments on my sturdy and standard Longchamps nylon shoulder bag, the real one not the ersatz one, which I've bought in a variety of patterns and colors through the years.
tiddle (nyc, ny)
I hate money belts in hot sweaty summer days when it's soaked through your skin on your waist. Why, you can easily put things in your fanny pack or a small handbag that you can swing in hands (that's harder for pickpockets), though it's not immune to bag-grabbers.
Cheryl (<br/>)
A money belt underclothing makes one even lumpier; shoulder bags slip off; crossbody bags keep hands free, but really spoil the look of clothing. A fanny pack can be safe and freeing.
Ted (Brooklyn)
They come in handy at the naked beach, not that I would use one of those ugly things.
Dee Kaye (Union County, NJ)
LOL!!
Jeanette Leone (Ulster)
Ted writes "They come in handy at the naked beach, not that I would use one of those ugly things." Some naked beaches are more attractive than others. :>
newhampgirl (Portland)
My fanny packs, relegated to the closet once my children outgrew the soccer fields and I outgrew the school volunteer activities that made them so convenient, have emerged as the hiking accessory of choice. If you want to wriggle out of your backpack every time you want to use your phone, take a whiff of an asthma inhaler, or pull out a map, go ahead -- mine are all neatly stored in the fanny pack resting in front, while my pack stays in back. I never thought I'd use them again, but now people look at mine and say, "Well, DUH. Where's mine?"
Lydia (Seattle)
I love my fanny pack and find it essential for music festivals (lighter than a backpack and doesn't get in the way of dancing) and paddle boarding, where it holds my waterproof phone case and even a small bottle of water.
Lucy (NYC)
Ugh. And ugly. And they're not practical for wearing on the subway or walking the streets of NY unless you put them in the front, which might make them even uglier. No thanks. I'll stick with my attractive cross-body bag.
jzzy55 (New England)
Yes but. There are the squashed boobs to consider for women who are bigger than a mosquito bite.
swccomm (New York)
I never stopped using a "fanny" pack -- it is my favorite way to go for a jog, bike ride or long walk: keys, phone and headphone, and money all go in. There are many versions now; the one I currenly use lies flat across my waist almost like a top cuff of my work out shorts or pants, doesn't bulge out. In the eighties I bought the leather small purse that went on the belt type of fanny pack, it was so wonderful, I still have it. I haven't worn it since then though....
WBJ (Northern California)
Not quite retro enough for Burning Man just yet.
JCS (SE-USA)
I used one for the first time when I traveled in Africa. It was practical and secure . I loved it. However, now that I am back home in the US I just can't do it. Maybe I'm just too shallow, but the guy in the mirror with the fanny pack on looks just way too.....there is not even a word for it.
JERomero (Guadalajara, Mexico)
The 80s called. They want their Letter of Recommendation and their Fanny Packs back
Katy Salter Goodell (Minneapolis)
Fashion is so fickle! Many online stores sell fanny packs (hip packs), small slim ones to large bulky ones, packs for kids, women, and men. The Grommet advertises Bandi wear and SPIbelts and a cross-body version. Many fanny packs sell for a song. Some are more pricey. I buy mine cheap at second hand clothing stores. They're great for travelers, joggers, serious cyclists, and just ordinary around town jaunts, and for flakey people (or kids) who lose smartphones or leave the purse on top of the car and drive off.
binkomagoo (New York)
Years ago I brought a Coach fanny pack back to the Coach store for a repair. When I went to pick it up they said since they had not been able to repair it. Since they also could not replace it because they no longer made fanny packs, they said they would give me a retail credit based on what they thought it would be worth. They clearly didn't want any more Coach fanny packs left in the market! But I wanted my fanny pack returned - but they were adamant they could no longer locate it. I still feel they stole if from me lest their logo be seen on a what they had by then decided was an unfashionable item. Thieves!
David (Cincinnati)
"To the unenlightened, fanny packs are synony­mous with the ugly American: the perfect accessory for extra-large, convenience-obsessed people. "

I think you meant enlightened.

Sorry, fanny packs really are not good looking. Unless you are the Rock, a fanny pack makes you look look like a vendor ready to give change. Much better to carry a messenger bag over your shoulder. Only when hiking in the outdoors or selling hot hogs should one be seen wearing a fanny pack.
Anne Watson (Washington)
Presumably, you don't have any problems involving your shoulders or back. I do. I like waist packs, and honestly don't care if bystanders think I'm good looking or not. Their problem.
Denise (San Francisco)
Great advice for all those people who care what David from Cincinnati thinks about how they look.
R R in LALA (<br/>)
YES YES and YES. I was a convert to the fanny packs once I became a dog owner and went on walks/to the beach/ hikes/anywhere ! With the requisite bags/treats/phone/keys/kleenex/snacks for me/pen & paper/insulin/ it was the PERFECT accessory. I could care less about fashion and I wore them proudly. Some naysayers would point and ask.." Is that a FANNY PACK ??" I told them yes it was. My mutt is gone and I am currently dog-less but still use my pack when I don't want to struggle with a purse. Huzzah !!!
Daniel (Seattle)
Extra note: I can't speak for birders or Grandmas, but when I see a middle-aged man wearing a fanny-pack in front, I can safely assume it has a pistol in it. In fact, I would offer that the fanny-pack-with-holster demographic is what has propped up the fanny-pack market for the last decade.
Anne Watson (Washington)
If the man in question is my husband, it's his other camera. So if he "shoots" you, it's purely photographic.
susan levine (chapel hill, NC)
As a women wearing a "waist" pack walking alone in the woods I really don't mind if people think I'm armed and dangerous. I carry water bottle and dog treats but hey I look bad!Oh and it is a pack made for a gun I just forgot to buy a gun, I love all the pockets and it doesn't rip if i catch it on a tree branch!
RitaLouise (Bellingham WA)
Say Yay! for fanny packs!!! At my well in to senior age it is like "Honey Badger". It frees my hands, keeps all I need to shop, and as a minimalist, addresses my distaste for hauling around a purse when it is just a run to the grocery!!! Purses may be fashion statements for some, but not all. Sometimes a credit card, some cash and a driver's license is all one needs. Why haul around the extra baggage? Besides which I have observed many fumbling around for ages looking through the myriad of pockets just to check out! Agreed, they are not flattering, but when aging out practicality is the name of the game. Nice to be liberated.
Hipsters for Sisters (Los Angeles, CA)
Thank you for this awesome letter of recommendation for the fanny pack. You eloquently articulated in words what we feel in our hearts as a company on a mission to liberate women from their baggage.
DMS (San Diego)
I never did understand the objections. Who doesn't appreciate a sexy leather tool belt slung low on the hip? Why, they're mesmerizing! It's the same thing. Makes you sashay a bit. And anything that frees me up from struggling to keep a slippery strap on my shoulder is a good thing.
zendr (charleston,sc)
Try cargo pants
Annie (Pittsburgh)
@zendr - Are you serious?
gail (<br/>)
Out here in Western Massachusetts, where we have the freedom to be comfortable, I wear a fanny-pack every day. The only trouble is that I think I need a ton of stuff, so the middle section is as unsearchable as a purse. For me, the best reason to use them is that they don't stress your back, shoulder, triceps the way purses do.
jzzy55 (New England)
Live here too. It's been very liberating as far as fashion goes. I now sometimes wear the same outfit two days in a row. In NYC and Boston I never would have done that.
Philip Carlson (San Francisco)
You can put your Guacamopea in it!

Just. Just no. This fad died out for a reason...let it rest in peas.
Ron Chun (Los Altos, California)
Funny as they look, I have one that I use during my CERT (Community Emergency Response Team) training and activities. Feel free to laugh all you want when I'm pulling out bandages and cleaning your wounds or helping others in times of need. Hooray for FPs!
Libaryan (NYC)
The bag choice of women with sensible shoes. Perfect for driving around your three cats in a Subaru.
Rae (New Jersey)
Funny. I have the cats and who doesn't have flats for walking around NYC but I will never wear a fanny pack!! The only place in my body where I go "in" is my waist so even if it were an attractive item I would never want to add weight or bulk to that area.
Reader (New Orleans, LA)
God forbid women wear sensible shoes. We should be focused on being as sexy to men as possible at all times. Thanks for the reminder.
Mark A. Fisher (Columbus, Ohio)
"You can be prepared for anything." Yes, a friend of mine carries a .32 (legally) in his fanny pack.
doug hill (norman, oklahoma)
Fanny packs are hideous handbags for dorks.
Dr. J (West Hartford, CT)
Luckily, those who like fanny packs and use them don't care what you think.
Reader (New Orleans, LA)
Oh no, a man from Norman, Oklahoma thinks my hiking pack is dorky. How will I go on?
Horace (Bronx, NY)
In Oklahoma where do people keep their stuff when it's too hot to wear a jacket?
ALB (Dutchess County NY)
Maybe they just need a new name? I like the "pajaro" as WastingTime called them.

They are incredibly useful and light-going. Sometimes a purse is just too much baggage. :)
psalc1 (NY)
perfect for computer techs.
Manic Drummer (Madison, WI)
Fanny packs will come back into vogue when the black guys stop making fun of the white guys for wearing them.
Rob Crawford (Talloires, France)
I've been using them for 30 years. Is this unusual?
Big Cow (NYC)
Great article. My favorite line: "and that fanny pack made his monstrous body slightly more normal, almost human"

But I will not b wearing a fanny pack around town any sooner than I will be wearing a toga - both fashion items that have had their time and are best left to history.
Kate (CA)
I found there are situations where "fanny packs" (Needs a new name) are great. I use them when holding a garage sale- perfect place to keep the money, tags etc. Going to flea markets, outdoor food markets, when traveling etc. Frees up your hands and are a quicker to access then a purse or backpack.
Pat Yeaman (Upstate NY)
Waist packs!
oma (Vermont)
YES, needs a new name. Fanny is behind, these are in front!
editorque (Virginia)
Hip satchel? Waistorage? Glutote?
C Liggett (Atlanta, GA)
I am currently taking chemotherapy for colon cancer. The fanny pack allows me to carry the chemo and a small battery-powered pump for the 46 hours it takes to complete the infusion. So I get to be at home instead of in the hospital for two days - very liberating and much more comfortable. Because fanny packs are still worn by many people, I do not get weird stares when I go out in public.
WK (MD)
Best of luck on your recovery!
KySgt64 (Virginia)
I think even the haters commenting here will give you a pass to wear one!
Reader (New Orleans, LA)
Also, patients with stage D (end-stage) heart failure can wear their LVADs (basically an external artificial heart) in a waist pack. I seriously doubt they are worried about the fashion police, since they are too busy enjoying life. Thank you for putting this absurd debate into proper perspective.
Dan (Detroit)
Thanks for bringing the fanny pack out of the closet, and giving some of us the courage to use one again.
Floyd Nightingale (Detroit)
People make fun of my pack but, seriously, we wear scrubs which are not much more than pajamas with loose pockets. The pack safely holds my wallet, keys, calender, a pair of scissors and some extra pens: everything I need and it's all right there.

The packs can be hard to find and the ones you get at KMart et al fall apart within months but Bean sells a good one made of ripstop nylon. I've had this Bean one for two or more years and if I replace it it'll only be because it's soiled. No, they're not paying me to write this.
WastingTime (DC)
We birders - who win awards for being the most unfashionable people on the planet - have long known this though we tend not to call them fanny packs. The small canvas bags we used to carry field guides are more commonly known as "pajaros" which is actually the brand name of a canvas field bag that is attached to a strong woven belt. Though printed field guides have been replaced, by and large, by cell phone apps, the bag is still a great way to carry your cell phone, wallet, DEET, and car keys. Add a battered, floppy hat, shabby clothes (lots of flannel except in the heat of the summer), pants tucked into socks (tick avoidance), and our "look" is complete.

But since a Brooklyn writer has now declared fanny packs to be a thing, we will be the height of fashion!
jzzy55 (New England)
Pajaro meant small bird in Spanish before it meant a brand of fanny pack.
Natalie (Vancouver WA)
I must confess that I recently bought a fanny pack. I thought long and hard about it, and in the end, the ability to have storage space won over the dubious fashion. Women's clothes are not designed for function. I love my summer sundresses, and sleek trousers. But neither are designed with functional pockets. In order to carry my increasingly large iPhone, a tube of lip balm, license and credit cards, I either need a purse or a hands free fanny pack of some sort. Not the perfect solution, but much lighter, easier on the back, and easier to track.
NigelLives (NYC)
Or people could stop buying 'increasingly large iPhone[s]', but that would be too simple.
Annie (Pittsburgh)
Summer sundresses and sleek trousers may not be practical for carrying things, but women at least have the option of carrying a purse, be it a shoulder bag or a hand bag. My husband has never worried about fanny packs being "out" has he never liked stuffing his pants pockets with the things he needs to carry.
David C. Murray (Costa Rica)
The fanny pack may have its practical side, but it is at the top of an all-time list of ugly fashion "accessories". Every time I see one (yes, they're still around), I think of an colostomy bag. There's just no avoiding it. Melba Stone has nothing to be proud of.
David (Portland, OR)
If you sew the pockets of your trousers shut you might see it in a different light.
ken h (pittsburgh)
It's not a fashion accessory: It a place to put stuff that you want to have with you and still have two hands.
Annie (Pittsburgh)
So let's see, a guy can use a fanny pack, carry a man bag, or as so many men do, stuff his pockets with the things he has to carry. Just where do you carry your cash, credit cards, cell, keys, tissues, David? Are you one of those men who walk around with an odd bump on their bum as they put their overstuffed wallet into their back pocket?
Nan Tucket (Southern California)
Fanny packs were very useful during my field research in New Zealand, but my Kiwi colleagues would smirk whenever they heard "fanny pack"; it means something different to them! They called them "bum bags" instead.
anonymous (Kingston, NY)
Hooray for the fanny pack! I couldn't get through a day at an amusement park without one. Also good for day hikes. And who am I to scoff at wearing one around the city.
Chris Molnar (Abington, PA)
Yes I agree Jamie Lowe! Let's get enlightened, be liberated, be wild & free and join the Rock in sporting fanny packs again! And when needed, we can also don lumbar storage facilities (as my friend calls my lumbar pack) for longer trips.
Hazel (<br/>)
I use a fanny pack because it frees my hands (hideous, but protected in front). They are very hard to find! Where does the author buy hers?
earlysnowdrop (California)
I have seen them in stores selling luggage as travelers find them useful (brands like Patagonia). But they are in fashion again and you might just find them on the selling floor of your favorite upscale department store (brands like Chanel, Gucci, Alexander Wang).
paulN (CMH)
C'mon, Hazel, google it. How can you ask such a question these days?
A Medievalist (New England)
Ebay. Lots of them on there, including leather ones in various colors and varying numbers of pockets. Etsy has tons of artsy ones. Search for "festival bag" in addition to "fanny pack" and "bum bag."

Due to back problems, I started wearing one a year or so ago, and I love it. Unlike some others, I think they have a dorky chic, and are a nice match for a pair of Fluevogs.