WINTER IMAGE
The little girl fell into the river
And struggled to stay afloat
Thrashing about and desperately screaming
But dragged down by her coat.
The runners and joggers all watched in horror
Along the river bank
Then sprang into action with their smartphones
And shot her as she sank.
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Here's the thing about lights that change early for pedestrians and bicycles. When I am driving, I notice those lights change and almost start hitting the gas pedal, and at the last second I realize I still have a red light.
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I would guess "snowgie" is short for Snow?...Gee!
"Snowgie" is a longer word than ""snow" so I don't think it's "short for snow" as you suggested.
Rather, as our fellow commenter Freddie guessed, it's likely a portmanteau for "snow hoagie", particularly as the author talks about a "snow sandwich" in the ensuing paragraph.
On the other hand, for those of us with young children in the family who sat though countless showings of "Frozen", snowgies were those little devilish snowmen created by Elsa...
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Whatever is with this desire to rename our neighborhoods with sterile faceless characterless phony constructs? Gentrification is happening no matter the area's name. Each corner of the city has an interesting history, a past with all that implies - waves of different people, many social, cultural and economic traits, always changing. Why erase that?
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What a great day-another great New York Today column and a song and(!) choreography by Freddie!!
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I had to keep on reading to find out what a 'snowgie' is -- and I still don't know...
Has anyone out there got any clues??? Thanks.
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I thought a "snow sandwich" from the next sentence, snow crossed with hoagie. (the kind they make in Philly and your local Subway restaurant). Now I think I know what's for lunch.
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TS Elliot was not wrong when he opined "April is the cruelest month".
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I don’t have clear favorite weather news coverages in this column (there have been some truly amazing climate articles from all the years on NY Today), but what a flat-out entertaining weather riff today!, ranking near the top.
Like “put on a mitten and pat yourself on your back” – this kind of feels like it should morph into a big sing-and-dance number for the Radio City holiday spectacular, or even the local church’s pageant. As I sit here researching the Trump Act effect on large computer acquisitions, I’m visualizing the choreography – The Rockettes in a circle first patting the back of the Rockette ahead of them with their mittens, turning and patting the back on the other side, then in perfect Rockette unison reaching over their own shoulders trying to pat their own backs; then they get in their trademark Rockettes line downstage and behind them a multi-cultural row of Santas appears... (I promise, boss, if you’re reading this: I won’t bill the taxpayer whose return I’m working on now for this time!)
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Instead of a song today, we get a dance number! And they say tax guys are dull! "They" haven't met Freddie!
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Oh, Freddie, you're a marvel. You took a lovely sentence and realized its potential. Thank you so much.
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Thanks, Shawn’s Mom! Never dull, every 1040 large or small is a true-life story of a real person's or real family's life for the past year, and every Trump act prognostication is an interview about their hopes, expectations and plans for the coming year! (The corporate returns are often pretty dry, though.)
To be evenhanded, could I reprise one that (IIRC) was in effect "stolen" from one of Alexandra’s snow articles (looks like Feb. 2016)? (And it is so close to “My Fair Lady” week on Broadway, after all. I’ve never seen Diana Rigg onstage before. But all of it - I really can’t wait!)
Tune of “Get Me to the Church On Time”
I’m getting snowed on in the morning
Then it’ll melt as temps will climb
Train’s getting stuck now,
I’ve got no luck now
‘Cause I can’t get to work on time
I’ve got to be there if it’s sleeting
Or if the sky turns on a dime
And since that stuff’ll
Cause a kerfuffle
I’ll never get to work on time
If I leave early, I’ll still be late
And when I’m late, the folks there get irate
So when I get snowed on without warning
And then it melts to piles of grime
I’m at a loss now,
I’ll call my boss now
He’ll say please get to work
Hey please get to work
We’re all here, can’t you get to work on time
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"(The [SoHa] nickname may also not chart high on the cleverness scale, as SoHa has been used for various blocks and businesses around nearby Columbia University for years.)"
Could that be the reason why the realtors are using it?
The name is a superficial issue. It is in the nature of things in NY to change. As the article notes, Harlem was settled by the Dutch. In the early 20th century, non-black groups such as the Jews lived there before many African Americans migrated there to escape conditions in the South.
My father lived in Harlem for part of his childhood and my mother grew up on Morningside Avenue, the west border of South Harlem. It was extremely dangerous. Although as a kid in the 1960s I roamed by myself all day in my Outer Borough neighborhood, & starting around 9 was allowed to take the subway on my own to various areas, including Harlem, I was never permitted to enter Morningside Park by myself because of the crime. I never wanted to live in Harlem because of the segregation it represented. A man who grew up in my maternal grandparents' building told me that he and his brother wanted to be the first members of their family not to live in Harlem. He moved to the UES.
It is indeed disorienting to walk the old streets & see bustling restaurants with people of all races & white people on the street. Morningside Park is beautiful & safe now. But the problem is not the name. The problem is the disparity in opportunity for whites & blacks.
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It's too late for the foolish realtors. Harlem's cache is here to say. You do not need any contrivances. People are proud to say they live in Harlem -- and they should be.
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So "Cyclists will be given a seven- to 11-second head start before cars at 50 intersections around the city as part of a pilot program." That's a laugh. Most don't even slow down at red lights and treat pedestrians like pylons in an obstacle course.
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It is a laugh. I've had so many close calls with cyclists I've lost count. They are unpredictable and often menacing. One cursed me out after I fell to the ground and yelled at him. I've told my family to advocate for the "Lifelong Reader Bicycle Safety Law" when they mow me down one day.
I used to love riding a bicycle as a kid and rode often on the streets of Manhattan, even though it was a little dicey because of traffic and oil slicks on the road. Now, I'm afraid both of the vehicles and the cyclists. The police need to enforce the law.
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Nice photo of the cyclist texting while a bus looms mere feet away. What could possibly go wrong?
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As usual, the bike zealots continue to believe that they should be above all others. Why should they be allowed to move during a red light when all other vehicles can't? If that should be the case, then NYC should repeal the no turn on red law allowing for right turns after stopping at a red light except at the most major intersections just like the rest of the country allows for. Until then, cyclists shouldn't be allowed. More importantly, I still letting them move about 10 seconds before the light changes to green places them into harm's way because the other street will have the right of the way for being green themselves.
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