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broke: the DNC is incompetent and that's why the Iowa results aren't in.
woke: the DNC knew Sanders was going to win Iowa, so sabotaged the process to take momentum away from him.
bespoke: Pete and his crooked CIA are shutting down the state of Iowa
Well this sure was something, wasn't it
Sike
actually last this time
Could Biden improve with results or should we assume what we currently see to be true?
Pete is probably just as strong, if not stronger, in the rurals, so I doubt Biden improves. His campaign needs to wake the eff up.
I mean depends on how well he did in rural precincts
You know what. Why did I think bringing back my reddit account was a good idea.
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I got a ad from Int'l Rescue Committee, says a US$58 donation will send a girl to school for a year. Is it really that cheap (by my standards) ?
Africa ain't expensive fam
comment for future DT visitors:
Because of misused technology, we can only report accurate numbers on the first 10k comments.
The 11k was fucking rigged
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Looks like your idea about trial by combat was a pretty good one, in hindsight
Yang was right. Robots are taking the jobs of hardworking dt shitposters :(
The IDP just needs some Nugenix tbh
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11kkkkkk
We passed 11000!
🥳 11k
can someone explain the pin number controversy
11000 o7
we did it leddit
Imagine suspending your campaign in anticipation of the caucus.
Come on, Jules Bern.
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Was here for the DT posts record 😎
Iowa was like #40 on my state rankings. At least ahead of, say, Nebraska and North Dakota.
Now it's #50.
unless pete wins
Don't stop me know
I'm having a good time.
So did Trump end up winning tonight?
Listening to the media bash Iowa and the DNC caucus system, along with the constant stream of conspiracy theories is... really not a great look for the party lol
No, this will definitely play right into his hands and it's going to suck to hear about it
Bloomberg is here ready to accept all of you now that Biden has fallen. Join us and become a bloomer!
With Biden at 12% we have only one candidate that can save us! Bloomberg 2020!
so close to 11k
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pushup contest for delegates go go go
Delaney: I undropout
Iowa? More like I owe ya some caucus results
BOOM!
Roasted
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Not able to report them, maybe the second round wasn't conducted properly.
On the verge of 11k
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Winner: Bobby Tables
can we get 11k?
blursed timeline tbqh
Inshallah Iowa will be kicked out of the union after this screw up
6 minutes left in the dt o7
You're all busy caring about Iowa but have you thought about how at any moment two objects orbiting Earth could collide and destroy literally everything else in orbit and probably collapse a lot of modern society 😐
Gravity was a good movie
Pete Buttigieg is unconscionably unqualified and should not be President of the United States.
Pete Buttigieg 2020
“Better than Socialism...I guess” 2020
I just wish Warren would surge and pass up Bernie. I honestly would be find with Liz as president. Bernie, not so much.
"It could be worse 2020"
Why the FUCK am I awake rn I gottta be up in eight and a half hours FUCK WORK but I gotta secure the bag FUCK SLEEP
ok I counted and 95 of the comments in this thread are mine what am I doing with my life
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Commenting on this thread duh
Mitch Landrieu seems like he wears more makeup than Trump
unlike Trump, he doesn't choose safety orange
Cursed. Timeline.
Looking forward to the contested convention y’all!
I'm okay with just ignoring iowa tbh
wait I was at work wtf happened?
Everything broke down, there will be no more Iowa caucuses.
A shitshow worth over 10k comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE
Iowa is more incompetent than Florida
listening to my friends on the 538 podcast discuss Iowa while watching my friends in the dt discuss iowa 🥰
If you thought this DT was wild, just wait till the general election
RaNdOm NoT aLtErNaTiNg
random can result in alternating
reminder that buttigieg is a terrible candidate for the general and the people on this subreddit have delusionally fallen for him because of a perceived image they have of him instead of anything substantial
reminder that literally any of the candidates would be decent for the general and claiming you can accurately forecast who's better than who is dumb as shit
"Literally everyone except for me and people who support my candidate are low information voters"
Lol nice flair
New take: no more takes. The collective statistical minds of Nate Silver, Jonah Hill from Moneyball, and The Foundation from the space books couldn't predict this fuck up. Predicting this would be like predicting Rhode Island would levitate out of the fucking Atlantic and warp to another galaxy. Fuck the media. It doesn't matter. Listen to the issues and vote who you think is best.
https://shadowinc.io/
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Iowa ska, but pronounced like ayahuasca
1st post
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on best dt ever
yep it's official im a nerd
imma get the last post too if it kills me
So is it fair to say that Biden’s electability argument is gone, but so is Bernie’s turnout argument?
Butti charting that THIRD WAY
Yes, and yes.
No.
Not really.
Biden is in an incredibly weak position I think . From a fundraising and momentum perspective things look dire.
Biden needs to drop out and people need to support one candidate or else Bernie will run away with the nomination.
Nope, he can't drop out. He's still the moderate's only hope. Pete and Amy should drop out. They have no hope given their polling with African American voters.
Biden is the only option. Either he mounts a recovery or Bernie gets the nomination.
Agreed. I don't see him recovering from being almost 5th place. He is going to be slaughtered in NH, which will carry over to NV. SC is getting closer, and Bernie is winning CA. The writing is on the wall. I am not sure which one of these candidates can beat Trump (if any), but we aren't going to get there with Joe. This caucus was the voters saying "Anybody but Biden."
lol, no
Just reposting this from earlier in the DT cause lmao
OK Boomer
https://twitter.com/galendruke/status/1224580447432314881
It's podcast time 😎
Proposal: Iowa votes first but the results are only used as a tie break.
Counter Proposal: Iowa primary some time between the general election and the inauguration.
This is what happens when you outsource the coding of your app to Boeing engineers
It crashes and burns
Wait... were they literally Boeing engineers? LOL
https://www.anotheracronym.org/
Basically another campaign tech company with fancy animations on their landing page.
😳
https://twitter.com/farmerchris/status/1224550710836113408
https://twitter.com/farmerchris/status/1224572430066311168
really convenient error message if you're trying to do sql injection tbf
Why do I feel like that’s totally susceptible to SQL injection attacks.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/9393w7/this-man-created-traffic-jams-on-google-maps-using-a-red-wagon-full-of-phones
"the map is not the territory" quote in article
yep its posted by a ssc reader
What a douche.
Baudrillard's new book: The Traffic Jam Did Not Happen
This man broke the Iowa Caucus App!
He just cares about us all 😭
https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/1224415188906074112
Thomas Paine: shouldn't you be watching the trial and not tweeting cory?
I am ashame