This is from the time when my parents left me at the Grand Canyon.
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eat your cum
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A lawyer hasn't noticed the author's name
"That's why Mom calls you Joe Dirt"
It’s pronounced DEER-TAY.
Home is where you make it.
You like to see homo's naked??
How many minutes old was this post when you made this comment?
Damn dude, beat me to it!!!!
I thought it was Nunamaker.
Don’t church it up son
Let me guess your momma keeps a collection of little clowns?
Lose that frown! When you’re down, stare at a clown.
How exactly is a rainbow made?
How exactly does a sun set?
How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work?
No but a bunch of hanging planters with woven dyed wool and giant wood beads.
It’s nothing but an old crapper tank, people!
I’ve got the pooo on me!!!
You’ve got a young Kevin Bacon face with Pat Benatar hair look, with a young Emilio Estevez Outsiders toughness to you.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Edit: I may not have any whistlin’ bungholes(except after Taco Bell), but I do have me a nice shiny silver! Oo-wee! Thanks, kind stranger!
no, because snakes and sparklers are the ones I like.
"Hey Dad look, I got a can of the good stuff! None of that pussy Skoal!"
Keep that Skoal baby girl
I’m loving your caption for this. Makes me want to go watch Joe Dirt when I get home.
Wow, I didn't expect this to blow up at all. Here's a bonus pic of my Mullet and my Pet Monster.
Omg I loved those monsters!!!!!! ❤❤❤
Life's a garden. Dig it.
That’s why dad named you joe dirt instead of nunnamaker!!!
This is just a photo of the Feral Kid in Mad Max 2 during a lunch break.
That is him
Emil Minty was actually a the scion of a vast cosmetics empire and wore suits whenever he wasn't on screen
What!? You like to see homos naked?
No! Home is where ya make it.
How’s the Hemi treatin’ ya?
He’s having a footprint gas petal installed
you little sissy boy DEF LEPPARD SUCKS!!
Get you a wayh-burger and some french cries! How bout a weineken!
This where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?
Ma’am you should never drink the bong water
the little vampire from the lost boys?
You. Show me them boobies!
now be real for a moment, even you liked a free peak at those ripe melons
You look like you could be one of Cousin Eddie's offspring.
Real hair or a wig where the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined?
so you’re just so ingrained with white trash dna it just grows all together white trashy like that?
...It’s a space peanut!
this looks the beginning of the great sand dunes in colorado
"It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!"
The saga of dirty joe.
You look like the feral kid from Mad Max 2 The Road Warrior.
Damn! Beat me to it. Have my upvote.
Business in the front, party in the back
Loved your stand up at comedy store last Thursday Theo Von.
Keep on keepin on, brother. Right on! 🤘
life’s a garden, dig it
Manna from inbred heaven!
here I go again on my own...
Gang gang, buzz buzz
Get that hitter
How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
Damn perfect!! I wish I could like it more than once!!
Joe dirt? Is that you?
I reckon they were just trying to give you some time to mullet over.
I loved you in
Are you sure this isn’t from the set of Mad Max 3 Beyond Thunderdome?
Nunamaker, Nunamaker! Home is where you make it!!
I recognize it's a reference to Joe Dirt but for anyone curious, the site of the pic is definitely the Great Sand Dunes National Park in Colorado.
Definitely worth the trip if you ever get the chance.
Yep. It's the Great Sand Dunes. Around 1988-1989.
I don’t remember mountains like these at the Grand Canyon.
It’s a Joe Dirt reference
This looks like the great sand dunes in Colorado
Are you Bobby Brady?
...and rightly so, look at you!
Joe dirt !!
Best caption/submission ever.
Dude, that's a bitching mullet though. Look at that flow.
I'd leave your hills have eyes looking ass, too. Lol
Lifes a garden You dig it
Hopefully you got the good stuff and none of that pussy Skoal.
You done with that apple core?
I'm done with this fart!
that's why dad named you Joe dirt
You look like that feral kid from Mad Max
you look like the little kid in the road warrior
I'm dying, you win the internet!
Do you still have that mullet? You’d be a good looking fella if you did I’m sure. I mean, I just like mullets.
No but my hair is long enough right now that it could be done. Hah
Who took the photo?
Did Ryan take your photo?
You deserved it for that mullet.
Hell, no wonder, I would have also.
THATS THE GUY!
I can see why
You look like a country Nick Diaz hahah call him hick Diaz
That’s a pretty rad mullet ur sporting there bucko.
That mullet is glorious.
It’s good to know that you learned how to communicate outside of smiley grunts and deadly boomerang throws.
You're my sister!
Edit: I'm just kidding, I made that part up.
I gave myself that same haircut when I was about 3! (I’m a girl... I can’t tell if you are too or not?)
WHAT does that shirt say?!?
Gah, the good ole days when you could accidentally leave your child behind at the Grand Canyon
Dang, Large and in Charge looking for chickies.
Is this queer? *slap slap Is thiss queer? *slap slap
Sheesh....at least in a Home Alone, the parents left him in a house.
Achey Breaky Heart...
Looks like a Die Antwoord album cover.
Look like the kid from Thunderdome
You look too tough for that shirt.
Home is where you make it!
I’m your sister! I’m your sister!
Bruh that mullet looks good on you, they’re back in fashion now
Okay, but how's your sister?
Your... hair... ? Pose? Bless your little heart
Well played, sir.
So much Joe Dirt in here, but I'm seeing a childhood full of Guns N Roses.
Pretty certain that’s the Great Sand Dunes National Park in Colorado with Mt. Blanca in the background.
I’m totally expecting you to have a metal boomerang and crawl into a hole.
My mom's dead...at least she will be when I show her your comment.
You’re my lucky meteor!
Young Nate Diaz
I'm ur sister
I have some bad news pal, the sequel blows.
You were cooler then than I will ever be in my lifetime
I'm a rocker
Correction* “the Grand Canyon got left with you.”
That doesn't look like the Grand Canyon
Okaaaay! I puts the lotion on my skin! You're like a broken record.
She is grand and she is canyon
Def Leppard SUCKS!!
That is some amazing hair
Damn that is funny. Thank you for that.
No wonder why that hair was horrible
Life’s a garden. Dig it!!
Then who took the photo
Looks like he's about to save the town from subterranean monsters.
Dude. I saw your movie back when I was a kid. Still can’t believe you ate on that giant poop ball. How did you get rid of that taste........asking for a friend?
"When you're feeling down, look at a clown."
Epic mullet though. Surprised a group of Carnies didn’t abduct you just to marvel at that haircut.
You gotta post tweet this to David spade, get him to put it on his show
I heard he shoved a road flare up your bungle,
Say what ?
You're talkin to my boy all wrong..
I thought this was Joba from Brockhampton 😂
This just made my morning. Thank you.
That's why dad calls you dirt not Nunnamaker!
"I git it, you like to see homos naked. That's cool, but it don't help me none."
Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
I mean, they are the ones who cut your hair like that, so I am not sure why they took it out on you. :)
How dare you use the joke everyone was already going to say!
now see meteor, this here's what we call bein in burger heaven.
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Superb mullet. As someone who has curly hair, I can only be jealous.
Feels very Mad Max. I love it
This is Epic.
So some stranger took this picture of you?