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GAME THREAD: Nationals (58-52) @ D-backs (55-56) - 1:10 PM

Nationals (58-52) @ D-backs (55-56)

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SUMMER
HOLY SHIT
Bradley now sits with a 4.01 era. It’s not complete, but he’s looking much better with reinventing his game and approach
SUMMER
MONSOON SEASON
Good W.
Good game, y'all!
Thanks DBacks!
ARCHIE 2 INNING SAVE!
ARCHIE THE BEST CLOSER IN BASEBALL
🔴🔴🔴
SERIES WIN
I hate when umps grant time super late. That’s how the pitcher can get hurt
FOGO
Whoa
WHAT A FUCKING PLAY
🔴🔴🔵
Nooo Locastro why you gotta got 5 PA’s without a hit 😭 my precious streak
Same. :-(
🔴🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
CMON ARCHIE BABY
Hold onto your butts pt. 2
Insurance run time
Pulled out my Archie Bradley rookie card and got him set up next to the tv. not sure it's going to help but i'm doing my part.
Torey: Archie has been good and has thrown less than 20 pitches
Also Torey: I have Holland 😈
Archie has been decent lately so that's cool
I keep forgetting to promote his bobble gnome to a nicer area of the yard. At this point I better just leave him where he is.
INSURANCE RUN TIME
This ump likes Archie. I'll take it. Please for the love of God let him pitch the 9th. No Holland. Please Torey.
There’s one
Archie, you are too white to wear that much bling....
So Archie is gonna go 2 innings im guessing
It's just Holland and McFarland left. So ya let's go beard
Good AB Marte!
Hold onto your butts
old cowboy yelling in the clouds intensifies
My dad has three hits today!
Your dad is pretty cool!
Man defensive indifference hurts them there. And is Jones or Marte the MVP today?
And can we dare trust our pen for a 2 run lead? It is different mentally from the one runs ones we've blown
Ayyy now let Archie take the ball for 6 outs and we can go home with a win
He better. Because assuming the starters and Godley are off limits the only other options are Holland and McFarland
Battle of the shitty bullpens
AJ!!
CLUTCH!
BROTHER JONES!
Hold on. Archie? Is that a 6 inning save for Archie or is Holland back. Fuck us
If Holland is back then...I don’t even know man. How.
Let’s go Walker! Big hit here
Or not
Ketel is my god
Marte u r a fucking G
You fucking beast
MARTE BABY
Boo this man! Throw a pitch!
That a boy Ketel. Tough as nails
I will die m
Bert don't say that
Oh fuck... be okay Marte
Please don’t be hirt
NOOOO
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That was outside blue
Tim “Hit me baby one more time” Locastro
The bullpen is the only reason we’re below .500, I will not accept any other answer
You know we are like top 6 or 7 in run differential but right at .500 and times like these make it obvious why
Also if you read the snakepit apparently our late inning leverage hitting is dogshit too.
So our pen has accomplished this so far:
Chafin: faces one batter gave up a bit
Lopez: 2 walks, a single and a wild pitch before recording one out to end the inning
Hirano: 2 singles and a walk. Only out was a bunt they conceded.
And these are 3 of our "top 4" leverage arms.
I wonder if his nickname is Trea Burner in the Nats sub
Didn't show a replay here at the stadium. How close was that play at home?
That's one thing I wished Chase field changed. More replays please
Close but still obviously safe. Kelly didn't even get the tag out in front of the plate.
Lol of course the pen blows it
Goddammit
We are incapable of holding any sort of lead. Unbelievable
Damn that was a perfect throw too...
Trea is fucking fast
Tina Turner is quite quick
So if it's any consolation to Widener doing so bad this year is that we now have the Best qualified PCL pitcher in Gallen at 1.77 ERA and the Worst in Widener at 8.18 ERA
So Daniel Hudson has a better ERA than like ... our entire bullpen
Pikachu face
Man if we pinch hit for Lopez (struggled as he did) and I'm just not sure who we use to get 9 outs. Archie and Hirano combine for it?
“Hit it that way”
Lmao
And that’s why Ahmed got a big dick
Great fucking AB, Nick!
Jones with 2 2B's
Bert, Bob, and Gubnah are the 3-man booth I need.
*temporary sign
TACOOOOOS!!!!
WALKOS
Why can’t jones play like this every game! Let’s go!
Jones.
Jones.
We got the bloop, here comes the blast
Bullpen es no bueno
Why does this bullpen hate us?
Also if things went super wrong there, Chafin would've been credited with the loss.
Literally fuck our pen
Yoan is the new Bradley
Holy shit Lopez couldn't hit the broad side of a barn right now.
-sigh-
Yoan when I said I wanted tacos I didn't mean tacos in Washington D.C.
This is why we can't have nice things
Duplantier got fucking shelled today too 😔
2.2 IP, 7H 7ER, 2BB, 2K
Reno starts shouldn't even count, I think they are using beach balls down there
PCL
Kelly you gotta block that shit dude come on
I hate this team when they do this shit. Lopez is fucking trash
Great dumbass move torey, way to fuck us
Torey, "Our bullpen is gased, better pull the SP at 70 pitches."
This guy is either absolute lights out or absolute trash, no in-between.
Welcome to the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Why the fuck did torey take Clarke out at 70 pitches
Hope he isn’t hurt
My question exactly
Yoan was like the one dude in the bullpen we could count on and now even he is starting to struggle
I'm gonna blame Godley, Chafin, and Holland for rubbing off on him.
Yoan pls
This shit is depressing
Throw strikes Yoan please
Our bullpen is absolute trash.
Even tho Widener and Duplantier have been getting killed in Reno as starters, I bet they would definitely improve our bullpen. PCL is crazy
Oh no
I hope this doesn’t mean Holland is closing
Bradley closing I bet
Throw that heat Lopez
That's about all I needed to see of Chafin too
I guess torey is done with his 21 outs philosophy
What the fuuuck? He’s only at like 70 pitches and our bullpen is trash....
Well we really need to win this one and Clarke has been getting hit decently hard. I'm okay with it.
Hopefully this super early pitching change doesn’t kill us
The legends just beat up Lincoln and Washington in between innings what is happening? Lol
Man, I'm buying a Ketel jersey ASAP
MARTE SHIMMY
Will Locastro get hit by a pitch today?
That Cricket commercial is so awful...I thought ads were supposed to make you want to buy a product, not Porcello your TV
It's about as bad as that panda express commercial
I appreciate the use of Porcello as a verb.
'High - eeeeeee'
Fuckin' baseball card shot right there
I feel a Carson Kelly bomb incoming
nvm
Jazz Chisholm just homered again
What level is he playing at?
Alright I’m ready for some tacos
That was another no doubter....
Just watched the replay on FSAZ Twitter and the catcher never bothered to tag Marte because he was so depressed about that play lol
Marte stepped squarely on home plate after he got up (maybe he knew he didn't touch on the slide?)
How many post season series MVP titles is Marte gonna rack up in his career? I'd put the over/under at 6
Guys, if Marte gets a home run from the other side of the plate today, he'll set an MLB single-season record.
Another inside the parker too?
Ketel is one speedy dude
Sexy stupid speedy dude
Not that it matters but on the slow replay looks like his sliding foot never hit the base. Looked like it bounced up and over.
Ya I think he missed it. But he stepped on it on his way back to the plate and he was never tagged so he should have been good anyway.
Ketel Marte.
Did Marte miss the bag?
Ya I think he missed it. But he stepped on it on his way back to the plate and he was never tagged so he should have been good anyway.
I think his toe clipped the outside corner of the plate.
Lol I thought the same thing tbh after the replay. Might've grazed it on the way in at best
That was incredible. I would have died rounding second lol glad I came to the game!
SEXY AS HELL
I love this fucking kid!!!!!!!
Marte holy shit!!!!!
THAT'S WHAT WHEELS DO
THAT'S HOW WHEELS BE
Where the FUCK did this offense come from?
HOLY FUCK
MARTE PARTE
Inside the park!!!
MARTE IS A SUPERSTAR
Haha holy shit
INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN BITCHES MARTE WOOOOOO
Nats fan here in peace. I was dying at the Gallen interview shenanigans, seems like y’all have a fun team.
We have a clubhouse of goofballs. They're so loveable.
Zac Gallen is a consummate professional. Befriended Escobar's cat like a champ.
Great double play!
At what point does Gallen get pissed off lmao?
There are starving baseball players in Africa who could eat those seeds smh
Lol poor Souza going stir crazy. I'm actually excited to see him back out on the field. Hope his knee is back at 100.
The Milkman!
Ahmed is seeing the ball really well lately. So nice to have his bat back.
Got to far away from the number 500...
Ahmed juicing now?
Nick is a really damn good player now that he has a pretty consistent bat
BDN!!!
BIG DICK NICK WITH THE STICK!!!
Let’s make him pay Ahmed!!
We aint biting at those sliders Corbin
ATTA BABY JONESY
Adam Jones double play incoming?
Nah just a double
Walker is living up to his name
Was worried for a second that we'd give up back 2 back dingers to the former Dbacks
Man Parra has had a massive series against us.
Fuck off, Parra
That was a no doubter.... fuck
You gotta hit your spots today Taylor... walks will kill us
Is that a Diamondback on the mound?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
I almost downvoted this because I miss Patrick but I legit laughed out loud at this
Damn Turner is fast
they’re handing out baseball cards, and my brother got greinke