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Idiot vs. Windshield Wipers

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Is he waving for the tram to go on another lane?
I think he was pissed off because it didn't use a turn signal
Kill it now before it reproduces.
It’s Big Brain Time
there might have been a loud train horn, complaining about that.
I think that's just the motion he makes to anything that's not a crack pipe.
Here Europe why don’t you take a little bit of cultural enrichment. If you say a word you’re a bigot.
This guy is making the trolley dilemma so much easier.
It removes the entire dilemma aspect...
“Go left and hit nothing. Go right and hit this gu..”
“Right”
Variation: How many innocent people would you sacrifice to make sure this guy is also hit?
Would sacrifice him to save no one let alone five
Beep beep.
What!? There! I've destroyed your wipers! What you gunna do now bitch!?
Beep beep.
I really want to see how he reacted when the train kept going.
Looked to me like he was mad because he didn't have a lane to ride on. So, it was him vs city in his mind.
What an idiotic asshole.
I have to imagine that guy is just the tiniest bit crazy.
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Ehh willing to put money on this being a mental issue. So in that sense, we can’t really call him an idiot or an asshole if his behavior can be explained by something medical. He may also be those things, but he’s also likely a victim of disease. These people deserve our help and compassion, not our anger.
Any idea where this is? Reminds me of the tram around Paris but the electric wires are wrong. License plates appear to be European format but hard to tell.
This is in Bordeaux, France. Saw it on couple local Facebook pages
He's wearing a AC Milan tracksuit so possibly there.
For whatever reason I assumed this to be New Orleans, but maybe not.
Barcelona
my guess would be the netherlands or denmark
I was gonna guess Bilbao, Spain.
He really just turned the wipers into spears so now the tram driver has an advantage
oh, now the tram driver has an advantage.
that's good, i was worried for a bit.
It would be reasonable to turn on wipers at the moment.
And wiper fluid.
Having messed with moving wipers, the guy would get injured and have reason to sue the tram company, They are fast and powerful for their small size.
This is how you turn having a bad day into a civil crime. Not advised.
Also, I've always liked seeing rail lines with grass and such growing in them. Either manicured or au naturel, I think it looks really neat.
A "civil crime"? Is there such a thing?
Just run over him and call it a day.
You'd be doing us all a favor, honestly.
Clearly this person is mentally disabled. You can't run over mentally disabled people. Think of the media backlash.
Na, too much paperwork
"a day"
evil/10, well played
Is he riding a childs bike with an obnoxiously tall seat?
I think it's a collapsible bike
That was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid in the 70s.
Those are common in Amsterdam for some reason. They just seem harder to pedal imo
nigga stole it 100%
After he just keeps trotting along on the same rail road
That dude is as high as a kite.
Id guess a crackhead who hasn't had his fix in a day or so. I've grown up around enough to know the easy agitation, aggression and general "What the fuck just happened?" Question they leave you thinking about.
That guys whole thing was weird
drugs tend to do that to you
That god damn tram driving in the bike lane again!
“What the fuck do you want train!? Can’t you see I’m riding my bike in my lane here
Cannot imagine the temptation for that driver to just accelerate...lol. Kudos to him for being the calm levelheaded one.
Idk, murdering people doesnt seem like a good thing anyone should be tempted to do
Eh he’s paid by the hour. And it’s not his vehicle. Just a minor annoyance.
kudos for not commiting murder?
you have to be level headed to not run people over?
Really wish they would have turned on the wipers so they could at least have fought back!
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
shhhh shut up they are reading this
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What a piece of shit.
EHY TRAIN! HOW DARE YOU TO PASS ON THE RAILS? F-WORD YOU
That’s not how this would have ended in NOLA
Angry and arrogant... a bad combination in a human
Add ignorant to the list
CJ is that you?
Ah fuck you beat me to my joke!
This shows he still has PTSD from that train mission.
Despite
Being
God, I like how this has become an inside joke or dogwhistle or whatever you wanna call it, just 1 single innocent word and you can bet your ass this thread will be locked in the near future ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Why the fuck is he driving on the grass with a asphalt road right next to him?
He could get run over by a car! Safety first!
There have been prouder moments as a Milan fan for me....
I don’t see why the trolly couldn’t have just gone around him.
This dude riding a bmx bike on grass...
Wow that train driver didn't even try to swerve out the way. What a psychopath!
Just run his fucking stupid ass over. Fuck him.
What can he possibly be saying when he’s so obviously in the wrong
His punishment should be to ride atop the train with a squeegee until he replaces the wipers.
“I’m sorry boss, when he attacked the windshield I just panicked and floored it”
“Well, we wouldn’t want you to feel unsafe at work. Don’t worry about it”
This would be my defense, lol!
Just run his fucking stupid ass over. Fuck him.
Jamiroquai's really gone downhill.
Europe is getting culturally enriched
cultural enrichment
Needs a beating, that guy.
I would have put on full throttle
Seems like the idiot won.
run him over
Who is this asshole and what's his problem?
All we had to do, was follow the damn CJ, train!
I wish they would have just run his ass over. Doesn't deserve to be alive with that level of stupidity.
These viral ads for AC Milan are getting so strange.
It should be legal to record someone doing this, stop like they did, warn the guy to move, and then run them over when they don’t. I genuinely would have no problem with this.
This is the kind of teammates you get when you want to play a rank match
I just like how there is grass instead of the usual gravel and dirt. So pritty :)
sometimes china's social credit system makes sense because i would like for this guys life to be ruined
Sometimes you need to break some eggs to make an omelette.
Where this at? I'm surprised the operator is able to use their phone while on shift. My local transit company has a huge policy over operators using phones while operating. Unless this is a passenger or assistant.
It's less satisfying when someone so very clearly has a mental illness...
goodby europe
yeaah we dutch people really love the eu! fucking dirty nonrespectfull immigrants 🤮
Yay immigration!
This made me laugh harder then i have in a really really long time thank you so much
Don't you feel culturally enriched?
but all cultures are equal you bigot
Run him over, zero loss to society.
Gotta love the immigrants.
Just run him over and be done with it.
Smfh all the damn yall can behave
In English please?
They can integrate anywhere they said. It’ll be fine they said
What you don't see are the thousands of others who are totally fine people who are worth not judging them based on the behaviors of someone they've never met. Would you like us to judge you based on the behavior of school shooters or angry moms screaming at mcdonalds workers? No I didn't think so.
What you don't see are the thousands of others who are totally fine people who are worth not judging them based on the behaviors of someone they've never met. Would you like us to judge you based on the behavior of school shooters or angry moms screaming at mcdonalds workers? No I didn't think so.
I can't tell if you're talking about black people or crackheads
Oh cool, a racist
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I have a hard time calling someone with a mental illness an idiot.
We wuz kangs
A pity the tram slowed down.
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ
You goin to jaaail noww!
That achilles really killed KD’s career... sad 😢
oof
FTFY
Honestly, biking on grasses is objectively a more idiotic thing to do, regardless of a potential train running you over
Cj is just having a rough go lately.
He might be having a bad...day?
Whats this guys issue.
All we had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!
he's right though... you don't need windshield wipers if it isn't raining.
Are you the idiot who put tram rails in the middle of my bike path?
Excuse me sir, why are you driving on the grass?
What a strange man
This is a sick man.
Had I been the driver I'd have just laid on the horn until he moved
Wow unbelievable that a tram would come down the tram tracks
Now let's see how fast I can bail out of here like a pussy
Come on man you're making us look bad!
This is giving me a heart attack... Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Typical.......dirty Milan fan
I mean he's riding in the grass....
So did the police find and arrest that asshole with that video evidence?
There was no reason to stop.
Why would you not just run him over? Would have much preferred to watch that, play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Solid argument, bicycle man.
Thats a point for the idiots
Why does that guy look so damn familiar? Is he an actor? I swear to god I know his face from something....
CJ after finding the train he couldn't follow
Oooh I like it when the idiots win!!
I hate all these freakout subs cause if you see a single woman or POC the comments immediately degenerate into sexist or racist comments. Jfc guys.
This is not my sandwich.
oh my god wtf is he doing
this is incredible, it's like watching an ant trying to fight a god. like the best he could do was bend its wiper blades around. it was literally waiting there and patiently waiting so that it wouldn't kill him. this is incredible. I want to worship a god like this train. look how powerful and yet how benevolent it is.
*Train* proceeds to just casually run him over
Locked because we’all can behave?
LET THEM IN!👌🏻
to be fair, i didnt see any bike lanes.
Tbf this is now I feel roaming around Saint Denis.
publicfreakout
Refugees don’t care about the same thugs we do.
Justifiable homicide is not murder.
Oh black people
Oh, racism
Wir shaffen das! Aka african engineer (or doctor) fixing a tram ...
I don’t see why the trolly couldn’t have just gone around him.
I think he should not have slowed down, that guy is a crazy idiot.
Look ma, no brains!
How entitled do you have to be to upset that a train is on train tracks and to think you somehow have the right of way on your bicycle.
This is after the train was nice enough to stop in time to not murder you.
Gotta double down on the anger as if losing your driver's license and riding around on a scooter isn't bad enough
Look how tan the French have become.
Not surprised that he's black.
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oh just say nigger, don't pussyfoot around
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Go fuck yourself faggot
Remove from civilized location
.... idiots
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Aren't you just a piece of shit?
So blacks are universally stupid worldwide?
Yup, shocking right?
You’re basing this off of one video? Cunt?