nandobro

Millennials are killing the spelling help on a deserted island industry.

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Old-fahsioned
old-fahsioned
oh, the irony. boomer could've used autocorrect
Fantastic
Was that potshot necessary?
When you’re a technologically illiterate boomer with a predilection for misplaced hyphens everything is necessary.
The level of blatant stupidity in that....
AFAIK, all schools use handwriting. Especially when Millennials went to school.
Although, Autocorrect definitely has made my spelling worse. Lol Send Help.
Id say it helped me notice the blatant errors I make when I don’t check my spelling.
HALP!
Honestly autocorrect has helped me a lot. I can spell a lot better because of it
Don’t ducking tell me that autocorrect makes us spell worse.
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Father I cannot click on the palm leaf
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What is this fictional world where anyone young is blithering idiot who can't do basic things?
Boomerland
If this person talks how they type they have incredible lung capacity for their age without the assistance of commas to take a breath instead of those who have to use commas once in a while so they can pause and inhale.
I forgot to breathe while reading that
I have awful lung capacity. How do you impact it?
Halp is such a diiificult wurd to spall
misspells fashion
AUTOCORRECT BAD
Wait! Wait! ... Cancel that, I guess it says
First thing I think of when I see these things. Gary Larson is a genius
This subreddit is so weird for my brain. I wanna downvote almost everything I see because I hate it, but then I realize that’s the point.
instinctivedownvote
Yes, Karen. Once cell phones came out they stopped teaching kids how to spell in school.
‘HELP - SEND AVOCADO TOAST’
Ah yes, I remember the good old days when we didn't text but wrote stuff on the ground with leaves.
Back in my day, if you wanted to message someone, you had to rake up some leaves first. Got damb millennials!
It’s a four letter word Karen
To be fair it probably was some dumb ass boomers who got themselves marooned on a desert island.
Similar to the joke I heard once:
"Not ALL white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but ONLY white people die in hot air balloon accidents."
I really thought it was gonna be - what happened to good old fashioned SOS in Morse code?
Boomer’s parents and grandparents bitched at them for using the telephone instead of using telegraphs and sending messages by Morse Code
<crotchety old grandpa wearing a Civil War uniform and clutching an ear trumpet>
These dad gum kids these days! No respect for society or etiquette. Always on their telephones and listening to that noise on their record players! In my day you sent a telegram or message in Morse Code. These stupid kids aren’t even sending thank you notes anymore!
Morse code was good enough for the Titanic, so it’s good enough for me! Now there was class!
HLEP
"I disabled auto correct because I am old fahsioned and some times i say malapropisms like
UGG ARRGH TECHNOLOGY BAD AND SCARY ARRGH
Cool jab at young people for no reason
Lmfao. You have to be able to know how to spell if you want to text
Considering the illiteracy I see on social media (well, used to see. I love “hide all by”) I’m not so sure that’s true. Lol
kenM
I know right, I mean I’m from a younger generation and even I know how to spell helpe.
;-) is such a cursed emote, it has the “I have 15 children in my basement churning butter for my lube” kinda vibe
When you really want to hate a young people but have to try really hard to do it.
HALP!
Small news sites like that are magnets for people with pudding brains. Its really bizarre. They only get 20 views a day but there'll be a guy on it typing out insane crap for nobody to see, with the persistence of a stalker.
PhonesAreBad
Back in my day we didn't need any newfangled "written language." We communicated in animalistic grunts and howls and clubbed each other with mastodon femurs for emphasis.
I bet they won't be making that shitty comment next time they need their grand kid to get their iPad back on Facebook... fuckin boomers
I was completely fucking shocked when all the boomers in my family first joined Facebook. It was like watching a bunch of baboons trying to express themselves and they’re all college educated professionals.
Have you ever read an e-mail written by somebody 50+? God damn, did they really teach writing back then?
The boomer says, typing
Typing and misspelling the word “fashioned”. Maybe it’s time to turn on the autocorrect or get off his high horse?
Ironic.
Lmao
Does anyone know their actual age?
If you told me that this wasn't KenM, I wouldn't believe you. This belongs in
SOS?
Nobody knows what that means anymore
Honestly I’d expect Ken M to make that comment.
"Why does it say Kelp?"
Pretty sure this is Ken M
I will literally unplug all boomer's life support
Also must be from the generation that segregated against blacks because of skin, caused a global warming CRISIS, elected the stupidest president we have ever had, drive 2 miles an hour, refuse to learn how technology works, HOW DID YOU CHANGE YOUR IPAD TO SPANISH DONNA ON ACCIDENT, and also blame technology for every little problem instead of, you know, getting their LAZY asses of the god damn couch and DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN BE A TERRIBLE GENERATION, no Karen I haven’t gone to college yet, wanna know why, ITS BECAUSE YOUR GENERATION FUCKED UP SO BAD THAT NOW I CANT AFFORD IT AND YOU BLAME MEEE. ( sorry )
Someone doesn’t have autocorrect turned on
SOS is the original textspeak
correction:
without the annoyance of auto-correct
Ship captain: “halp”... they’re definitely fine
so how do you write help
:-)
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