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TayTay 02/03-02/09

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Taytay could make a pb&j sandwich sound like it is a 5 star meal meant for royalty, i am genuinely concerned about the gullible women she is/will be scamming shortly.... i hate to say it but she is good, and she doesnt come off pathetic like FFF or Emmi, she is like a happy more friendly version of DLL (before the joey divorce and weekend at bernies mimau content), she will be bankrupting many broke women in her career
Her level of excitement at how “insane!!!!!!” Venice Beach is was depressing af.
Exactly! Maybe because I’m from LA but there’s nothing “dope af” about Venice beach !
this is insane, there’s like shops everywhere and Brazilian ppl (?)
huh????
I had to check this and I'm PRETTY sure she said "a bajillion" people.
Did you guys see all the phones on mini stands in front of them while they worked out? How annoying would that be to be next to that and constantly trying not to knock someone else's damn phone over!
Ok but if I made “so much money” and “loved to travel” and “could work from anywhere” I guess I would probably extend my trip in CA? Like, stay a few days. Check out San Fran, because she’s a HUGE DeadHead ya know???
The Huns make zero sense.
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She also "literally" died in one of her workouts.
You didn't literally die. 🙄 I hate the misuse of literally.
And work too on a Saturday morning. Hard pass.
You would think beachbody gave taytay 2 weeks free at an all inclusive spa the way she has been embellishing how great this trip is. You fucking spent 2 days in LA touring an office, “going live”, and went to a brainwashing lecture now you are all getting up at the asscrack of dawn to all go home on multiple flights and stopovers. The fact that she thinks she will be in the top 10 next year is laughable
I think it's hilarious how none of them fly non-stop on any of these trips 😂
She reeks of desperation. I wonder if she’s one of those chicks that was sort of an ugly bird growing up and now she’s blossomed yadda yadda and has frIeNdS. She’s coming of age, but at like 30, or however old she is.
Either way, it’s embarrassing to watch.
I think she’s still an ugly bird, but yes she is very stunted. There’s just something really weird about her.
She's 25 or 26, idr which
I just watched her stories and as someone who kickboxes with a real bag and live class, I’m dead over this boxing. It looked like a wanna be tae bo if anyone remembers that. And I’d like to know how she pulls off 374 cals with a 95 bpm? My resting heart shows that sometimes. Perhaps just because the workout was actually a solid hour plus?
Those watches are notoriously inaccurate. But the Huns understand almost nothing about health so it makes sense they would use this as some sort of metric.
Omg I used to love billy Blanks and Tae bo! I was also 16 lol
You guys.. please cant we all just show our gratitude for the awesome content that Taytay creates for US?!?! Like dont you understand the time and thought that goes into these photoshoots with other coaches?? Ugh stop being so ungrateful! ITS ALL FOR US!!!
Closing ceremonies? Didn’t this thing just start 🧐
Quicker than the local 7/11 ...
She may take first place for most annoying human, at least top 5, listening to her speak is fucking painful.
Valley girl. Where is she from again?
What's with the stupid pic of her and Carl? Like he couldn't stop for two secs to take a decent pic? Shows how much he gives a f*ck.
TayTay pulling out a five star performance for us tonight, complete with a masterful moment of getting choked up over what coaching has brought into her life, followed five seconds later by giggles and laughter. Ground breaking. A 10/10 must watch of the decade.
Sooo.... she says how she is trying to enjoy this trip because she works nonstop. Wait, I thought they say you dont have to work as much as a 9-5 job???
She works because she wants to, not because she’s being told to by the Man.
Ewwwww she did the ten rounds workout, then a barre workout, then left the same pants on to move along with the rest of her day. So so gross, tmi probably but when I’m working out my crotch and butt are sweeeeating. Like a lot. Literally the first thing I do after a workout is strip my pants off and put them in a bag and then in the waterproof pocket in my gym bag lol .... then I SHOWER at the gym before going to work. I know she wasn’t dripping sweat with the barre workout but there’s no way she’s lemony fresh and dry in those leggings today so gross.
She probably hasn’t taken them off since Queen B HHH bought them.
Love how Tay's man is sharing too. Or maybe it's Tay 2.0? Either way it's gross 🤮
Only started following Taylor this week because of this sub, and I swear to god, girl’s been sitting on the same four emails all week, too busy with her miracle mornings and tRaVEliNg. It’s the whackiest thing, when I’ve been on a work trip, I find time for emails since it’s...my job.
Anyone remember the delish dish skit from SNL? Hahah! This totally reminded me of it. #dorks
https://imgur.com/gallery/85dhFzx
At what point does someone higher up step in and teach them to STOP SAYING "like" 36,000 times a day???
Or do they not re-listen to at least SOME of their stuff to see how they are coming off??
I lose total track of any "message" and start counting the "like like like".
I don’t think her higher up Amy even watches her stories
ETA her own grammar is atrocious so she wouldn’t notice it wasn’t normal
One of my biggest pet peeves is people putting their suitcases on the bed when traveling. Ugh she is so gross! 😩
Wait a minute, a picture with the BB CEO? I thought you were the CEO? So confusing. Lol 😆
hahaha, this! you're not the CEO if there are hundreds and thousands of people above you in the company
Is ThIs ReAl LiFe?
STFU Tay Tay. I'm over your childish shit. Throws phone 😤🤬
She sounds so ridiculous rambling in her bedtime stories... I can’t. She think coaching has changed her life that much??
I mean....it's changed her life, but certainly not for the better....
I have so much secondhand embarrassment for her from her latest stories in the elevator. “OMG it’s Elise and Joel Freeman!!! 😱”
So Insanity Max was "sooooo hard" but girl you been doing Barre Blend?!!! Doesn't that get you in shape, and aren't you a health coach to know there would be a huge difference in the exertion needed?! Oh wait....you wouldn't know that, cause you're not a professional, weird how that works huh?!
Anyone else annoyed from her voice fry? Omg
Hey Tay Jules, just curious how your $400 room compares to the Bailey (dump) Retreat?
About the day I would brag about my job buying a hotel room for me for two nights and that it would regularly be $400 if I had to pay for it myself...if this were a real job, you’d be professional and keep that shit to yourself. But it’s obviously a competition and a brag-a-thon, so do your worst, Tay.
and she admitted they had to pay for their hotel last night . but tell me more about this all expense paid trip
And $400 is nothing for LA. I go regularly for work and a Courtyard can run $400-500 a night. She’s so stunted.
She is so tacky to be mentioning the cost of her damn hotel room.
Man she’s the definition of arrested development.
26 times.... 26 freaking times!!! She says “LIKE” 26 times In the morning stories before her workout just like talking about getting up and like the morning and like exploring and like working out and then like how amazing like BB headquarters does shit.
Reminder, this girl like wants to be like the corporate speaker!!!!!!! Just NO!
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Judge Judy would have her ass on a platter 😂😂
Tay tay is really doing well for herself! her first real non-test thread and she already has more snark than trashlie! you GO, girl!
She was certainly making more the 12 grand at her non profit job! I made 12 grand in college, rolling burritos and working 18 hours a week. This seems like a bad plan.
But she'll totally be a millionaire in NO TIME. Like a few years! That's what the book showed!
Her whispery baby talk makes me want to throw my phone.
She's in her mid-20's and she used the phrase "tummy ache" wtf
I’ll be impressed if you make 12k this year after taxes and expenses, Tay. Delusional AF.
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wait so she leaves her job as “corporate event planner”
to go grovel at the feet of the beachbody corporate event planner to speak at one of the coaching events
girl this sandy lady gets paid salary and benefits and 401k by beachbody 😂😂 that could have been you taytay
Toot toot. Tay Tay twaffle Trainwreck on the National wake-up call. 🚂
Then she could do the national wake up call. Ugh with that childish tone. I thought Sandy was bad but that would be the worst!
She needs a new fucking hairstyle.
When she gets her hair dyed, they curl it and it looks good for a few days, then it quickly morphs back into the shaggy unkempt mop that lives on her head. Her hair has the potential to look good and there are simple things she could do with it but she doesn't do shit
You mean other than homeless?
If one of her goals is to speak onstage at a BB event thing she better lose that vocal fry baby voice thing she does. My ears bleed listening to her talk.
And saying LIKE ten million times!!
I CANNOT with this one!! Wow! Her voice is the worst! So like ummmm, so yeah, so like, like yeah! The Valley Girls called and they need their like um spokes, like person back!!
"Didn't sleep good last night. My body definitely knows when I'm traveling or about to be out of routine" not sure if Tay Tay understands the concept of how the mind/brain functions.
Also. Shut up with that voice. You are not addressing children or dogs.
Imagine being a grown ass adult gazing at that wall of names and thinking "this means I'm special" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
imagine storying average hotels you stay at to shill a pyramid scheme. also imagine saying “not to brag” or whatever and thinking you’re gonna be making almost $1M in 8 years from said pyramid scheme
400k coaches 😳😳😳
hmmm... do they count as your girls if you've never met them? i think not.
Taylor your not 13. Start talking like an adult. For fucks sake.
Why are Tay and her cousin, I mean boyfriend, communicating over IG. Text each other, dorks.
Hi all. I’m headed on a work trip across the country in June (oh how my company spoils me!!). I would like to offer a play-by-play of: me packing, me referencing the destination seven times in one Instagram story, allowing my followers to choose my outfits for the week, me storying as I walk in the airport and as I sit by whatever peasants must accompany me on the airplane (private jet is in my 10-year vision board!!).
In all seriousness, I’ve been on one work trip and can’t imagine having the time or desire to brag about this shit.
Is it 2 trips, or is it 4 Taylor?! two or four?!?!?
Math is hard. 🤪
This girl. She mentioned on her retreat how many people were watching her stories and I kindly said it’s because you’re at Amy’s and everyone is talking about how unglamorous this ‘retreat’ is. Blocked. The truth hurts, honey.
it is hilarious that she thinks she is successful now that she has hundreds of new snarkers watching her stories all because of the infamous basement retreat
I'd be pissed if my gf snapped a photo of us while we were saying "goodbye." Really showing your priorities, taytay
Is she going to stretch on the dirty airport carpet?!?!
Taking a page from Karl’s book
Yes, that's why she wore her dirty pants.
so Taytay is flying all the way to LA so she can listen to top of the pyramid scam artists give hours long powerpoint presentations spitting out buzzwords like "intentional" "fail forward" "season of hard" "my journey" "hustle" "mastermind" and probably some workouts in overcrowded conference rooms with 3/4's of the people not working out and just filming for IG. Where do I sign up to sell my soul taytay? Only $160 to ruin my life?
I would love to sit in on one of these things. These women going to Summit or Rachel Hollis conferences - I just want to see what is actually said because these huns act like it’s revolutionary and they’re ready to run home and reconfigure their whole business.
She's going to speak too. 🎤
I hope she misses her flight!
Not likely. This airport is super small. You can get there as they’re doing last call and still make it through security in time to get on the plane.
Oh my GOD shut up shut up shut up about being a fucking “chronic last minute packer”. You literally do NOTHING all day!!! Fucking pack! Or don’t, but either way please shut up about it.
Also make my fucking day and show me your “mile long to-do list” I mean seriously what else could be on it other than PACK and cold message people????
She talked about packing for 4 DAYS STRAIGHT.
omg watching her blab into the camera I just realized she is Alex ... only with a smoother face and a higher voice
New here 👋 who's Alex?
Challenging herself to fit everything in a carry on for her trip to LA because she tends to overpack, NOT because the $60 round trip check fee equals four months of coaching fees guys!!
she only need one pair of tights so what’s the problem
Lmao I cannot get over her bragging about these essentially work trips. Imagine bragging about going on what us corporate huns call regular work travel 😂😂
This is my new favorite thread lol
Same! It’s creepy how much she acts & talks like HHH. It’s like HHH found a younger version of her early BB yrs and have programmed Tay to be a HHH BB ROBOT.
Tay Tay, are you going somewhere tomorrow? I think maybe I missed it.
Ahhhhh.... too many fonts!!!! So confusing.
oh my. she really thinks she’s somethin special for being invited to this leadership conference brainwashing top-off
Don't they have to pay to go?
Taylor when she finally has to come back to the real world and unretire from her 8-5:
gets off a long video conference call with coworkers, still has six hours left to the workday
“Ummm I NEED to take some time for myself to do some reading to validate the beliefs I already hold. Be back in three hours.”
There literally nothing realistic about her. Fake af.
Her talking about how much "responsibility" it is to be coach and how it's "a lot of weight to carry" and it's "really hard" ... like girl STOP. You being a BB coach is nothing. She was crying on Friday because she had a bad day and felt like she let her team down? WHAT? No wonder she couldn't hack it in the real world.
If she feels this way, might I recommend a corporate job?
I worry about my very small part of the puzzle, and the actual CEO of the company is tasked with leading the ship as a whole. My boss is tasked with making sure I am meeting my small list of expectations. I go home and think nothing more beyond whether or not I checked off my very short list of responsibilities.
What does that even mean???? How could she have let her team down??? She didn't cold message 50 people that day? Literally Taytay PLEASE respond, HOW did you let your team down?
She needs to "implement more systems to help her utilize her time better"
Maybe you just don't need to spend 2.5 hours on a morning routine and then story for another hour? Her talking about how she reviewed her January "in depth" was straight up exhausting.
I feel like half the BB PD books are about stuff like this. The answer to their time management woes is GET OFF INSTAGRAM
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I feel that same way. I just hit 100k in retirement(401k) and I'm only 30. It feels so good to have that there growing, for the future. I actually remember feeling like TayTay when I was her age, that I made no money, or freedom, etc. Unlike her, I knew if I stayed the course it would pay off.
Anyone else think her constant caption novels on all her IG posts are a little... overkill?
It’s like she learned how to write them from Caroline Calloway (another Instagram train wreck and a crossover my brain does NOT need lol)
💯 I stopped reading them. Those monologues are insane. Then again so is she.
ANYWAYS! 🙄
Twaffle no one is reading all that text in your stories. What a waste of time. Oh and 2.5 hours for your morning routine? How much of that did you spend laying on your office floor having a "meltdown"?
I can't stand her. Ugh. 🤬
2.5 hours is ridiculous for a "morning routine". That's not what a morning routine should be... by the time you're done it's not morning anymore. Also HOW is that relatable? For anybody who works a REAL job or has kids or responsibilities that's never going to happen.
A 2.5 hour morning routine? What is she even doing the whole time?
NEW FLASH Being part of an MLM, posting on social media nonstop, and annoying the shit out of everyone is NOT important to a lot of people!! She is one of the most toxic, negative people I have seen!
FRUTITION.
that is all.
CAME HERE FOR THIS.
The worst part is that she’s not even pronouncing it “fruition”... she said fruit-tation. 🤦‍♀️
It’s like fruition. But with fruit. You know, healthy and whatnot.
I see she’s a student at Amy’s Speech Fuck-up-a-thist Academy,
Just when I didn't think she could be any dumber...I just saw her Linked in and she used to sell Monat, was a "Second Wedding Photographer," a "back waitress" and had two "Sever" positions 😂😂😂
Wow just like Jaime Innis she’ll soon be able to periodically announce that she worked FIVE JOBS AT A TIME
Friendly reminder TayTay, bragging that you can work from anywhere and then only working from your house in rural Illinois does not incite a jealous fire in most.
Dude. Tell me about it. I live here and while the affordability is thebomb.com if I could “work from anywhere” it certainly wouldn’t be here.
-transplanted city girl living amongst the corn
Or working on a ReTrEaT in a moldy basement with a strangler lurking nearby...
Listen bish if I want someone to give me a friendly reminder that I'm not special then my mom will take care of it.
https://imgur.com/a/PXyFlLP
Damn you Tay Tay twaffle. I am special! I am very special. 🤬😤
I can’t comment because the last time I spoke my mind about another HuN, my account was locked for three days😭
FYI: I wasn’t serious about what I said on the post that caused my account to get locked. Just should have chosen better words 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edited to change “boat” to “post” 🤣
She claimed she has 300 clients. Who the fuck wants to have a "health and fitness coach" that has to split their attention with 300 people?
YES! My thoughts exactly. Even 30 clients seems like a reach if you're actually trying to work with them and give them real attention and get them actual personalized results, which we all know BB doesn't bother with.
But she only “personally sponsors” 30 of them. Does that mean most are discount coaches/clients?
I just don’t believe she personally has 300 customers and 30 sponsored coaches. It just can’t be. I read below the other thread about this but she said she has 300 of her own customers. She gets 90 people like like her posts. Nope don’t believe it
Yeah absolutely no way she has that many. I was a coach under Silverman for a brief period of time and she would send out trainings on how to "Fake it till you make it" so I'm just assuming this girl is lying her ass off to seem successful.
I’m guessing 300 is the total number of people who’ve ordered a product from her since she started coaching. If she actually had 300 “clients” on Shakeology auto-ship every month, she’d be making almost $8k a month in commission and there’s no fucking way she’s earning anywhere close to that. More like $800/month and that’s being generous.
i don’t believe it either because ashlie has 7k in her DL and ashlie is like 20x more “successful” than tay
Well if all she does is message hundreds of people and gains new leads each month she might be there. Beachbody apparently gives you customers every month that you don't have to force to sign up. Or she's just calculating her downline too.
yeah there's no way
the continual egg bites kill me 😂
Ha! So I'm not the only one who smells the rotten egg (bites) over there.
Another thought, it's a next level of sick when you're scamming your own family so you can sit at home and journal and fund your hun lifestyle of going on trips that essentially mimic what Girl Scouts do at camp.
Right?! The fact that she's doing this on the back of her sister, a full-time ER RN that lives in a small apartment, makes me sick. I have a sister, and the thought of profiting off of her efforts to duplicate my success is disgusting. And to do it so I could sit at home on my ass all day?! Fuuuuuck that
Oh no. Another hun praising their partner for doing the most basic tasks of a functional adult (unloading the dishwasher and picking up clothes & cooking). Her parents did her a huge disservice if she thinks this is some heroic effort on her dude's part.
These huns have the lowest expectations I have ever seen. A man would also tell her to get her wide eyes out of her ass and get a real job, and fast. Straight up, my husband would not be with me if these were the ambitions I had, and the role model I would be for my children.
Apparently at the beginning, he was skeptical about the whole thing, questioned whether she could make money off of it.
Amy's fbook post explaining that Taytay is only a 1-star
But what does it mean on the same side? I always get confused by their structure. Maybe I need to sit in a Son Innis you tube session
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she pooped one star diamond! gotta poop some out on the other side tay! Toot toot !!
Why does she spend so much time talking about taking care of her? And her me time? And sacred morning time?
She sounds so fucking neurotic.
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Major 👍👍 to whomever wrote that review! Obviously, she saw it. Sadly, she didn't get the ⏰☎️ she needed.
Is it frue-tition or froo-ish-en
How is it pronounced.
The second example is correct frOO iSH en
froo-tay-shun and that’s straight from the dictionary of amy “geshtational” Bailey
if only she knew how stupid she sounds
“Biz owner”. ..NO Tay! You are not a biz owner you are just a good sales woman for BB.
went to the gym today to judge the fuck out of people
Wow - this is the literal antithesis of someone interested in other's health. I can't imagine if I were struggling to get in shape and apprehensive about going to the gym and then read this! Deplorable.
ew that really annoyed me lmao but it’s okay because im not really striving for the look she’s got going on (at all)
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Whoa! Thanks for giving us even more receipts.
This right here is the real "secret to success" in the MLM world: Lie, cheat, and steal one's way to the top.
And hell, even with all this cheating taken into account, we still may not know how far up the pyramid TayTay truly is.
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I’ll choose to do something. Couldn’t tolerate my life if I became “stuck” like these coaches.
1,000 in her downline ??? show me the receipts taytay bc I’m not buying it Ms. Three-Star-WHos-Only-A-One-Star
If she's on a strong leg it's possible. I had hundreds before I quit because my upline was putting them there meanwhile I had like 2 personally sponsored lol
yup.
Which also explains why she stacked all of her diamond on one leg. She was trying to maximize team cycle bonuses and therefore her income by placing all of her coach accounts that either she controlled or those that told her wanted to actively coach on her weak leg.
ETA when I quit, I had over 700 in my organization. I originally told my coach I wasn’t interested in coaching so she didn’t see dollar signs from me and placed me on her strong leg since she didn’t think I’d make her money.
When did she say this?? No lol she does not have that kind of downline. She definitely has recruits but I don't think they've been very successful with recruiting, you need only look at their accounts to see that. Very few likes, only comments are from Taylor and crossline huns, etc.
I might buy it if Amerz placed Taytay on her strong leg. So the coaches she’s counting aren’t personally sponsored. They’re Amy’s coaches and any coaches those poor souls conned.
When I was shilling I was placed on a strong leg of a top 40 coach so I had a ton of coaches under me that I profited off of that I had absolutely to do with.
I know, I don't buy this for a second. I was watching on mute so I wasn't sure it was out of context. Ma and Amy aren't even at this number.
Ugh she is insufferable...she’s like Mandy in that all she talks about is ME ME ME ME TIME SELF LOVE INTENTIONAL ME TIME ME ME ME!!! omg isn’t she exhausted from talking about herself about spending sooo much time thinking about herself?!
I'm still not even halfway through her Insta stories yet, and I'm already so f--king exhausted! Come on, how the hell is she offering "apprenticeships"? And what the hell do these "apprentices" get for filling up her downline?
OMFG, TayTay truly does deserve her own thread here.
She has the absolute BIGGEST RBF I've seen in a long time. Such a start contrast to her sing songy voice when she's try to be all cute and coachy.
Haha. She like one big oxymoron. She probably hates her life more than ever despite being a full time coach. SMH
i don’t think she knows ab the thread yet
I was thinking that too. I feel like she would have deleted the stuff where she mentions how “ingenious” her double dipping is if she had?
the girl loves mixing
fonts
Part of her 2.5 hour morning routine?
Yep, I'm already getting headaches from all her font-mixing.
It helps her grow her "buisness"
This reminds me of when I had ICQ back in the day, used alternate caps and went to bed thinking I was l33t AF.
So stupid and childish.
I followed her to keep an eye on the madness and the fonts are tooooo much
So I've been catching up on her Insta, and I must say: How many times must she post about "egg bites"? Seriously, does she use "egg bites" to reel them in?
Btw, I'm a long-time lurker and first-time commenter. Keep the snark coming, everyone!
Because egg bites are so portable for on the go. She's trying to attract the busy real workers
So I tried catching up on her Insta stories, and I can't even get 1/3 of the way through because I eventually have to start working. (And btw, I'm part of a real small business. No pyramids here... Well, other than the big black one on Las Vegas Blvd.) The scissor cuts, the Old Navy jeans, the blotted filter... It's just too much, even if she's using all that to cover up her really boring "content"!
Seriously, why does she think all of that makes us want to join a pyramid scheme?