wasn't this a movie some years ago?
My first question is whether or not Tiffany is using a sleep aid such as Zolpidem which are associated with elaborate somnambulistic events. If these are nightly, or even frequent, events, a sleep lab would be a good choice for evaluation of what is going on.
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Very happy to see John Hodgman back in these pages!
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Hodgeman for Supreme Court! He thinks outside the box.
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Dear Judge Hodgman:
Where is the jurisprudence in your advice? Clearly you are dealing with a witch or other demonic force, and laws must be enforced! Why not court order an exorcism, or if this is going to be done under the covers of a marriage, an eroticism. There is much you can do with night vision cameras beyond horror film cliches. As a media darling, certainly you know that technically the camera doesn't record sound (infra red sound? that's a concept). No, it is a visual medium which for under-the-covers marriage action is exciting enough! Who knows, this may lead to kids in the closet, or at least, kids.
Sincerely,
Zierot le fou
p.s. Great to see your byline on the NY Times. Please stay a while.
Where is the jurisprudence in your advice? Clearly you are dealing with a witch or other demonic force, and laws must be enforced! Why not court order an exorcism, or if this is going to be done under the covers of a marriage, an eroticism. There is much you can do with night vision cameras beyond horror film cliches. As a media darling, certainly you know that technically the camera doesn't record sound (infra red sound? that's a concept). No, it is a visual medium which for under-the-covers marriage action is exciting enough! Who knows, this may lead to kids in the closet, or at least, kids.
Sincerely,
Zierot le fou
p.s. Great to see your byline on the NY Times. Please stay a while.
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