What this country needs is a president who knows how to default.
What this country needs is a skateboarder president.
O.K., it’s time for Milwaukee madness. Who knew?
It could be worse than campaigning by verse.
Finally, something worse than Donald Trump.
They’ve got better things to do in Dripping Springs.
Of Stalin, Hitler and environmental protection.
You’ll never guess why we have so much shooting.
Who’s champion of the race to the bottom?
You can be the political life of the party.