How many Democrats does it take to fill a campaign? It’s debatable.
Try to remember the stuff you’ve already blocked out.
Hard to judge when business as usual is bonkers.
The man in the White House thinks he’s a miracle.
Who’s less popular than Elton John?
Does standing erect count as winning the day?
You don’t have to be thrilling if you’re willing.
Call him racist, call him sexist, just don’t call him late for dinner.
Thank God we’ve got so many inept cabinet members.
It could be worse. There’s always James Buchanan.